Battle of the IC 2: A1000MILES vs Da Riddler

1of1
1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited January 2014 in The Battle Rap Zone
Battle of the IC 2

Welcome to Battle of the IC 2, a competitive showcase of lyrical talent with emcee battles for your enjoyment.

Featured here is a one-round text battle between @A1000MILES and Da Riddler.

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Vote for the emcee who you felt won the battle and leave comments with your thoughts, including the reasoning for your vote. Votes from those who don't leave a comment will NOT be counted.

Da Riddler won the coin toss, Miles is going first...

Battle of the IC 2: A1000MILES vs Da Riddler 23 votes

A1000MILES
8%
Off&OnUndergroundraplegend 2 votes
Da Riddler
91%
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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A1000MILES

    I sat and thought about how I should approach this ? .
    Cause we ain't really got enough beef for grillin, but I still will roast ya ? .
    So I put my cup down, just to let my mind coast and ? .
    And by the time I got up...
    I had written Ritalin for you, Riddler,
    These bars gon make you focus like ? .


    ...Naw, scratch that, them first bars was old like ? .

    It's 8:43 pm January 24, and thanks to ? Big Kannon, y'all know I had re-wrote my ? .

    See, I had some name flips, but I ain't into ? ass Batman or trick questions.

    Then I remembered ya old name, when it was just me you and Lou up in this section.

    I remembered how this ? all blew up from back in the day.

    So trust, if Gold rush, I'll put him in pocket and hit up a white boy I know out west that's gon take cash for the trade!

    What's happenin mane, I'm back in it mane.

    Stretchin these dope lines,
    So een if I go broke, I'll never fracture the caine.

    Young Goldie, international pimpin. That's immaculate mane.

    I'd applaud you...but I ain't forgot you...from the gayest city in America. So who you was mackin? A mane?

    I heard DC ? was gettin Geechie on em.
    Okay!

    If I lose, I'm sickin Geechee on em.
    Don't play!

    I said I wasn't wit the trick questions, but here's one I am gon ask.

    How it feel to have two ? from the same state whip yo ass?

    Honestly, I had GGB in my scope, ain't een wanna waste a shot on you.

    But if I woulda gave ? the Biz,
    What made you think I couldn't martyr you?

    Naw, you shoulda knew what I had in for you. This crucifix was meant for you.

    I do suggest repentance, or
    Have Lou go dig a ditch for you.

    It's poison in my pen,
    I can address death to whomever I choose it should be written to.

    Oooooh, I brought a ? for you, that ass is so cold.

    Her first name Nina, and she be singin like her last was Simone.

    It ain't my first resort, but if a ? really trippin, then I'm switchin to the metal arms.

    I'll have ya whole street ringin for hours,we filmin telethons.

    That nine tend to rumble ya
    pack, I take it back to '97,

    And try to snipe Gold from the roof like I'm 007.

    I saw Gold and his crew,
    And knew I coulda put a hole in one, but theeeeeen....

    I figured I'd wait, cause if I had
    Let it "go" you woulda caught yo "L" too early, it'd all be "fin".

    'Fore I was born I graduated the hard knock academy, sport.

    So aim it clean and leave you a "mess, I can". They'll have to bury you in Khakis and Cort's.

    Act like you got loose change,
    See if I don't make you leak about a half of a quart.

    Y'all ? bummy like "Lemme hold a half of a Port."
    I inhale the kinda Mary, you could smell it from the back of the court.

    See y'all be wishin for a shot, I just be out scorin.
    Go shot for shot wit whoever, I bet I out score em.

    For sleepin on me, I will lay a ? out, snorin.
    Then aim what I bare at ya chest, give you some Ralph Lauren.

    Or switch it, hop in my ? whip, and if that Volvo catch ya.
    Horses runnin over ya chest, that's a Polo sweater.

    You ain't know no better, I'm in a class just above.

    Like twitter and Facebook, we ain't got equal statuses, bruh.

    It's gon feel like you took two L's if we match this ? up.

    Gabi said she couldn't, but I promise I could clap this ? up!

    Ya girl like battles right?
    Well if I ever catch the lil ? ,
    I'll rap to her, before I wrap her ass up, is that romantic or what?

    Take her back to ya crib, coulda sworn I heard her ask me to cut.

    So I did.
    Stabbed ya ? , then ran the ? a bath full of blood.

    And ain't een ? !

    Cause her body was Bonnie......but I swear that face was Gattas's bruh.

    I'm askin you what?
    You thought you was gon get here, a body?
    I stashed a few slugs,
    If after this you feel like you salty.

    Cause I ain't een come to battle, just to tell you you wack.

    Only way you get anywhere off this L, is if you sell me a sack.

    Word.

    My words put against your sentences.
    ? a murder in the first, you get murder in a verse,
    My words worth sentences.

    Your words worth censorship,
    Mine fly like bullets, and with this kinda "K"?
    My "G", I'm a poet, I got
    Wordsworth penmanship.

    Now gon head and talk about some
    IC ? , or how I look like Wale.

    I'll just be lampin with this banana,
    Ready to let it hit you with that flambé.

    Cause I ain't een come to battle. Just to tell you you wack.

    Time's up, if you got that fye, my ? sell me a sack.

    Word.
  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just as I go to send a message, I see that I didn't even have to ask @Sion the GOAT for a sticky. Good looks.
  • Mark_Doubt
    Mark_Doubt Members Posts: 47 ✭✭
    Da Riddler
    I cut this battle off half way through...Da Riddler merked dis cat
  • lookdude
    lookdude Members Posts: 16,646 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    Do I send my barz to you @1of1
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    Da Riddler
    The part he had about cuttin my ? and said "and i een ? " , that ? was cold lol
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I ain't een know we dropped...I'm feelin pretty comfortable though...
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    Da Riddler
    I decided not to break any of my bars down, i think itll be more enjoyable for the reader to catch the bars on their own.

    This is the only bar i will break down cuz i thought it was funny af when i made it...

    "she's prolly there right now watchin his ass like pulp fiction"


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw
  • lookdude
    lookdude Members Posts: 16,646 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    Dope battle
  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
    Da Riddler
    I ? with both, just thought Riddlers schemes and double entendres hit better but you both did well imo
  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    Good 1 rounder (thought is was 3 rounds?)

    A1000MILES had some ? but for your first opponent you chose wrong. Its like a pg ? vs a vet. You was figuring your ? out while Riddler had a gameplan for you. I saw you didnt capitalize on one of yo setups with the "go" catch a "l" and its go be "fin". If u added a "g" at the end you would've have a slept on golfing scheme and could've worked golfing wordplay into the mix. All in all that was my only gripe. That shot at biz was nice. Yall should battle next. Just learn from this battle and figure out your style cuz in a 1 rounder, your bars have to flow smoothly and not seemed added on once you thought of something nice. Make yo next batfle 3 rounds and you should do fine.




    Da Riddler
    honestly seem as you did enough to cover the board but not dominate as you was expected to. Not saying you took a day off but to me it seemed you just wanted to son yo little brother and not actually knock him out. I have no gripes about your bars so I wont post about em. I just have a feeling you waiting on a particular battle to unleash haymakers.
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    Good ? by both of you
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    Da Riddler
    @dubs , youre right. I went light for multiple reasons. For one i knew it wasnt gon be audio, so that took alil bit of the excitement away. Then ive been doin that create a label ? on here,tryna learn gimp n ? . Tbh, i wrote that ? on wednesday and thursday. But next time im makin sure its audio, so that way ill have to prepare in order to memorize my ? .
  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
    Da Riddler
    lol @ you two should battle next lolololol. Who is next?
  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll have ya whole street ringin for hours,we filmin telethons
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    For the paper , its in my cig nature to make a name All u gon see is a g infront of miles n aim
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  • Ol' Fred
    Ol' Fred Members Posts: 886 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    mah ? riddler killed it!
  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    1000 miles ? was good here and there.
    Unfortunately, no diss to 1000 within the first couple bars of riddlers ? u could tell its a couple tiers between the 2 of em.

    Riddler won, 1000 lost. I thought ? was gonna be an audio.
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can take a loss, it's all good, ? all fun...I said if Mickey did it, I'd do it...And I ain't get washed, so that's all that matters...Plus my mama ain't African and my girl ain't ugly and she don't live with me...Haha.
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    Great job to both of y'all.

  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    A1000MILES wrote: »
    I can take a loss, it's all good, ? all fun...I said if Mickey did it, I'd do it...And I ain't get washed, so that's all that matters...Plus my mama ain't African and my girl ain't ugly and she don't live with me...Haha.

    My ? u c the polls?
    At least vote for yourself.
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not the polls, the words ? ...The words...We both had some ? ...
  • rip.dilla
    rip.dilla Members Posts: 17,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1of1 wrote: »
    Why df all yall africans stink?



    I'm offended ..
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    Da Riddler
    Its all battle rap , nothin to be taken serious lol
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    edited January 2014
    Da Riddler
    i mightve went too far with the bowl/plate lip line tho...

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  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da Riddler
    Man Riddler went in.. this ? came for your head A1, but good battle from both. I aint know yall had bars like that.