Battle Raps
Options
Comments
-
Might sound like the cable guy
But your jokes are lair like the
Jim Carrey Guy, do things to try it
I battle for fun, they take to the head
Like watching acter for fun
You couldn't been on dumb and dumber
But they hear you rap ? your flow
Has no thunder...anyways its a simple rap
Show, you are so light weight you couldn't
Pick up a 5 pound dumbell, your records
Won't sell, all you iz a shell ready to break
You stink so bad, smell worst then rotten
Egg shell, then you try make up come backs
That make people laugh like they having heart attacks! -
Might sound like the cable guy
But your jokes are lair like the
Jim Carrey Guy, do things to try it
I battle for fun, they take to the head
Like watching acter for fun
You couldn't been on dumb and dumber
But they hear you rap ? your flow
Has no thunder...anyways its a simple rap
Show, you are so light weight you couldn't
Pick up a 5 pound dumbell, your records
Won't sell, all you iz a shell ready to break
You stink so bad, smell worst then rotten
Egg shell, then you try make up come backs
That make people laugh like they having heart attacks!
props, good verse -
I have different styles, for different smiles
They try diss me, all they get, the coner like bad child
You stuck on old battles, few new lines, have shut you like cattle
Or have you screaming like murder scenes in Seattle
Let's get on with battle, can you flow nice
A price that worths to watch two Raptors or rockwilder
To see us battle, while non of your line is no match for love yal! -
thedesolateone wrote: »props, good verse
Thanks, and props to your verses too. How's things are going in your raps? -
Since I enjoy education so much
I enjoy the battle matches, A place
Where I can work, what I need practice
Besides makeing fun of my english
I'ma have you ate up like english muffin
You can act say a few facts, after your bluffin
I already made a degree out of you, from just battling
Before they decided banned the battling, I had few tears
From laughing, don't take style to serious, if I'm the best
Why they asking, I'm lyrical smart they leave yo physical
Mind, so you can't rap higher than ladder, I'm lyrical higher
How I defeated you again, It didn't matter, your plot story is still scattering! -
Touched or not touched
To be or not to be
Put on the hottest instrumental
Beware of the news
What battle raps you have?
You been mistake with the sickest
Bars, that's right you'll be sick
Like cow pox the flow is similar
Like influenza, but you'll get
The small pox, for starting with us
You say your skill are hotter
When they say wack, your lines
Look better, kickboxing ninja moves
Best way those New kid learn
These lines that's you flow
Are like something like child's play
In the battle you might lose! -
Sloppy joe
Sloppy flow
If you rap
Scrap, you too
Shy to put on a track show
Some just say anything
To have a better flow
My family, my crew safe
Even with the flow, we still
Pray with ? , we good
Like Church days living good
From head to toe
And yourself you still
Trying to get your phd
Trying to tops us
Okay enough of the bragging
I'm not a true m.cee
But your verse tells it
Its weak like sand on ya
Hands, you don't shine
Like the sun
So when we play volleyball
How do you stand?
You rhymes and wordplay
Is not remarkable
If you quit bitting biggie
You'll probly be hotter
Than a potato! -
Rollercoaster vs. Rollerblade
You couldn't rollback
Even if you flowed on renagades
Enough of your seaworthy jokes
Those other dudes are going to
Season you like resturant
Served on blades, you brave
But afraid, if get left in tanks
With sharks, take the polish grace! -
Put on D-Block instrumentals
Roc the mic, who eva wants to be like
Disarming what's deadly, news years evil
Causing disaster like wordplay n punchline
King, a face off like Khan vs. Judah
Forget distrubing rumors, yo verse
Is comedy central sense of humor
Forget even if I lose, I still battle rap
Like monster, get love even if lines
Get hated, disastrous, the flow is trap
Even steven, you give up like say uncle
Disarray mystery tales of krypt raps
As structure for laps killing the flow hustle's -
Attack like the sloan brothers
Taking up your start up freestyles
As simple competition, a tradewind strategies
Industrial economics, battling internationals
I'm bright like the light house in Settle, you are made
I'm prove the point, you no good like old news,
You go ahead and get played, thank me later
Instrumentals all from Cormega, flown from Love yal
like 8 mile remix, Asian Indian style, feet wraps like schedule! -
Understanding show how to this
You try bite off of Jay, Ima just try
Sound good kid, like Battle risk
Your past due verse is neva understandble
Undertook and undertow, like flow top underway! -
Fast like a Nascar
You could race my lines
If you was a nascar
I got bars like bricks
What you throw at the throne
Hits you back hard like that Album
You retards couldn't battle if this war
Had forecasting financial requirements
You try to put out statements that doesn't
Require project firm performance, when we at war?
What's wrong with you, I play these rap dudes like Halo 4! -
I'm back like Freddy vs. Jason
Let's make a movie, street fight like Bison
Slick moves like exhibit cash flow statements
What you operate don't profit no Pro forma activities
Your style causes the investment market, go down
If you was the boss, in reality the company, will
Just treat you like regular employee, So I snatch
The crown, and give it back, all there asking what
King held your crown, and why does it shine like
Its famous, battling raps, respecting assumptions
Understanding the purpose of disbursements
Made my flow speak back like Cobra, while you dudes
Are respecting the bars advertising like car companies
Style is made to be built like construction! -
Looks like I'm here to keep you company cuz the judges are ? he
who lacks skill that's ill only because of the A-I-D's
But still I eat, black white or red meat..you ? meek
typing is easy ? see me in the street
No competition on the mic, aight? I get the crowd geeked
Hyphy, jumpin up and down, kush loud they don't give a ? now
crowd from the hood so they got my back, they don't support fake ? cuz really you wack
Matter fact am I bitter? Ehh kinda sorta but I had a chip on my shoulder before the
bout so I still shout colder than the tourrettes disorder
and I border insanity so excuse the vanity
when I express my ingest of defeated casualties
with pride, I skin the beef and use the hide when I ride
Spoils of war, bodies in gore, I see more though they try to hide
From the All-seeing eye, does that sound logical?
No Illuminati but the sight of divine blinds so now you know
any ? say he seein' me his logic is fallible -
I hop scotch along these threads with my stopwatch
so I can keep track how fast they bounce back 2 blogspot
cuz they step in the zone thinking the ? is a cake walk
when its really a war & their weapon is weak talk
Silly little boys you can't rap like a Goddess
I align with the heavens & my rhymes are methodic
& I'm just being honest when I say you ain't dope
Cuz u never done a show n if you did you would choke
You base your stats on these typos on black print
N you can't even hang on a beat with a whack synth
You ain't know me yet but you gonna know me real soon
the Punk Rap Princess that little rap typhoon -
Ayo PRP..
Okay you got a few bars, but what's under ya blouse?
I'm turned on by talent so now I'm kinda aroused...
The more you flow girl the more I grow
you can take this literal or abstract but one thing's for sho'
you don't want me as a foe, but yo..don't worry
Shoot a ? a pm and I'll reply in a hurry
no simp, no lame ma I'm tryna get some brain..ha
I'm ? wit you but it's nice to see fresh meat on the IC
Cuz usual-ly it's just a bunch of lames and other ? ' wifey (Mikko, kai_valya etc. lol)
so prepare for the save-a-? 's white-knighting
for they know a cool cute chick's a rare sighting
But anyway, you can just consider this my welcome
You got skill and if a ? disrespect, ? help him.. -
bankrupt baller wrote: »this thread is tuuuuurrrriiibbbllleeee
LOL Cleveland voice -
@iMpIoDez
It's typical for the masses to attack the rap cats
who got more than what dem boys call a nice ass
In fact that invitation to your ? , I'll pass
Cuz unlike most chicks the queen's got class
I stepped into this world with my crown still attached
I been on my game before the lil chick hatched
& I'm out to diminish my opponents get finished
Leave em in a basket so the ants have a picnic
So Rigga meet your rival I'm a venomous child
I'm about to go tribal spear your words all wild
But it's only a game... a crude riddle at that
so if you press that switch know I'm bound to attack
Deuces to these douches me & you will act a nuisance
clogging all these feeds cuz this is how u ? do it'
Any other emcees who see things differently
Please step up you'll be scowled like a creep -
@ PRP
i think you just sneak dissed and I'm ?
because your rhymes were venomous
like the sound of a serpent you hiss
I'm learnin that you burn when you kiss,
True Rogue like no other cuz her
rhymes are communist---a threat to society
I kinda see united we stand but divided we can
still wreck ? respect it I get sick like bird flu
heard who was better than me? I burned fool
wit flames a fire couldn't spew
while these lines define signs a painter couldn't drew,
I thought you knew?
Get the message or meet ya deathwish soon dude
I ? more innocents than the nemesis on Netflix, RE 2 -
I ain't never do Netflix but I got the best chex mix
I rep the West Coast I'm from Cali not Texas
Still I round em up like a cowboy, I'm wreckless
N its off with their heads so I rock em on my necklace
Change of pace I'm spillin toxic waste in your face
Dissolves like a body that was in the lake for 5 days
My face is angelic but my wrath is demonic
cuz I'm possessin this world while I sip vodka tonic
You can sit there & type but I'm not really readin it
I can make a blind man read my ? & believe in it
Honeybee stick to the apple trees
cuz I move behind the scenes so fast you can't see
ZOOM ZOOM like a close up, full circle like a donut
Ima watch the throne like my name was HOVA
Face Off I ain't talkin bout the movie
I'll roll you up & smoke you in a grape swish doobie
OOH WEE I'm on 1 drizzy stole my song son
I need a record deal cuz I'd be making lots of 1's, done. -
PunkRapPrincess wrote: »I ain't never do Netflix but I got the best chex mix
I rep the West Coast I'm from Cali not Texas
Still I round em up like a cowboy, I'm wreckless
N its off with their heads so I rock em on my necklace
Change of pace I'm spillin toxic waste in your face
Dissolves like a body that was in the lake for 5 days
My face is angelic but my wrath is demonic
cuz I'm possessin this world while I sip vodka tonic
You can sit there & type but I'm not really readin it
I can make a blind man read my ? & believe in it
Honeybee stick to the apple trees
cuz I move behind the scenes so fast you can't see
ZOOM ZOOM like a close up, full circle like a donut
Ima watch the throne like my name was HOVA
Face Off I ain't talkin bout the movie
I'll roll you up & smoke you in a grape swish doobie
OOH WEE I'm on 1 drizzy stole my song son
I need a record deal cuz I'd be making lots of 1's, done.
lol.....corny -
Breakfast nahmean
Exhausted, you lost it
Thought you were spitting truth but it seems you falsed it
talkin that murder ? I tag ya toe, leave ya socks red like Boston
In a mosh pit of all your fallen allies
See because I'm raw wit it and I've begun to realize
while I spit real life you only spit real lies
with teal eyes for you are the white devil
But taste this ? and I'll have ya big nosed ass under control like Geppetto
I get grimey wit it ? I'm not known to be a nice fellow
I have ya ass in the air wit ya face smashed in the pillow
I mean I tried to take the nice guy approach ya know
But you thought you was the "Great White" when you just a ? minnow
? that I toss you out the window and watch ya camo on television
So you best do as your told and stay the ? in da kitchen -
The drama flow is back
Like back to school kids
Back pack full of ammo traps
Set yo wack raps back to da trash
No hacking on da net, I blast Like you
Like cops, I lyrical snatch ya like criminals
Behind bars, I see yo stolen bars..lol uza bitter
Like straving cave people, you couldn't made
Sequel If I already made you like Stephen king! -
Unharmed what's your level of destruction
Allow me in I so can wreck yo line like re-construction
Its unhealthy on those m.c unicycle, what u smoking
Got these lost sphinx, my lines turns them to mutations
I fix them up like a spine chilling story, so they can tells
There wack spin doctorn, who's verse is destruction
You neva meet yo level classification! You Dumb! -
explicit essays exhume erratically thus emerging ever effortlessly
so cynical shots surely soared for messin wit me, the lesson will be
told, taught, and terribly tyrannical
Papa pops pistols piercing past the top like missiles, I'm at my pinnacle
while they compete with second for keeps
