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KTULU IS BACK
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Stone Cold Steve Austin got his name from the Masonic ritual of the cold stone. (which takes place at a Cold Stone ice cream shoppe, which is a front organization for the Illuminati, of course)
Nostradamus accurately predicted that Nastradamus would lose.
There's 50 stars on the American flag. 50 Cent is a very successful businessman. COINCIDENCE??!
6 million Jews died in the Holocaust, but most of them just choked to death on money.
The queen of England is Obama's real mother. The birth certificate is in her ? , which is why nobody really wants to find it.
If you fold a dollar bill the right way, it will be in the shape of a plane. 9/11, anybody?
The moon landing was faked by Jay-Z. The scenes of the astronauts walking around in a giant dark crater were actually filmed inside Hov's nostril.
Nostradamus accurately predicted that Nastradamus would lose.
There's 50 stars on the American flag. 50 Cent is a very successful businessman. COINCIDENCE??!
6 million Jews died in the Holocaust, but most of them just choked to death on money.
The queen of England is Obama's real mother. The birth certificate is in her ? , which is why nobody really wants to find it.
If you fold a dollar bill the right way, it will be in the shape of a plane. 9/11, anybody?
The moon landing was faked by Jay-Z. The scenes of the astronauts walking around in a giant dark crater were actually filmed inside Hov's nostril.
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KTULU IS BACK wrote: »Nostradamus accurately predicted that Nastradamus would lose.
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The green light on an Xbox 360 is really a camera, in which Bill Gates a 33rd degree mason, watches everyone from. The red rings were placed so every one at some point had to turn in their 360's to Microsoft where Mr. Gates could retrieve the tape.
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ThaChozenWun wrote: »The green light on an Xbox 360 is really a camera, in which Bill Gates a 33rd degree mason, watches everyone from. The red rings were placed so every one at some point had to turn in their 360's to Microsoft where Mr. Gates could retrieve the tape.
Good thing i'm a loyal PS3 user. whew. -
Playstation, when pronounced in proper Japanese, is actually PRAYstation.
When you turn it on, it channels prayer energy to Lucifer. -
Marilyn Monroe's death and JFK's assassination were faked so they could run off together.
Obama got Hillary to endorse him in 08 by ? her at knifepoint and threatening her daughter if she told anyone.
Jesus was a woman, church covered it up.
Pearl Harbor? Muslims.
Fall of the Roman Empire? Jews.
9/11? Swedes.
McDonalds assassinated Big Pun.
Owen Hart & Chris Benoit were assassinated by Vince McMahon.
Ktulu and Darc are Busayo aliases, that's right, he faked his death too. -
lmao... great thread
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Busayo was a shape-shifting lizard person from the inside of the hollow Earth. He faked his death because ITSOVER2012 was onto him. 2012 was banned because Shootem and Janklow met at the Bohemian Grove and thought it would be funny.
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KTULU IS BACK wrote: »Playstation, when pronounced in proper Japanese, is actually PRAYstation.
When you turn it on, it channels prayer energy to Lucifer.
? you for making me laugh at this racist ? lol -
Lmao.......
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Wow yall dedicating a thread to me. I guess you guys can ? away a Friday night making jokes if it makes you feel better.
This is dedicated to yall
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LOL damn .... LOL
yall cats are too much on here man LOL !!! -
Swiffness! wrote: »Marilyn Monroe's death and JFK's assassination were faked so they could run off together.
Obama got Hillary to endorse him in 08 by ? her at knifepoint and threatening her daughter if she told anyone.
Jesus was a woman, church covered it up.
Pearl Harbor? Muslims.
Fall of the Roman Empire? Jews.
9/11? Swedes.
McDonalds assassinated Big Pun.
Owen Hart & Chris Benoit were assassinated by Vince McMahon.
Ktulu and Darc are Busayo aliases, that's right, he faked his death too.
? myself when i read this -
Swiffness! wrote: »Marilyn Monroe's death and JFK's assassination were faked so they could run off together.
Obama got Hillary to endorse him in 08 by ? her at knifepoint and threatening her daughter if she told anyone.
Jesus was a woman, church covered it up.
Pearl Harbor? Muslims.
Fall of the Roman Empire? Jews.
9/11? Swedes.
McDonalds assassinated Big Pun.
Owen Hart & Chris Benoit were assassinated by Vince McMahon.
Ktulu and Darc are Busayo aliases, that's right, he faked his death too.
Wait - I thought that one was actually true. -
The Native Americans were really killed by HAARP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upy3ZkVEdjQ
