this is apparently supposed to be some kind of "KTULU versus 2012" battle rap thread?

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  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    So should I combine your half-verses into whole 16's and consider the battle started or what?
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  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    major pain wrote: »
    He wont battle.

    cosizzle foshizzle
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  • ThaChozenWun
    ThaChozenWun Members Posts: 9,390
    edited February 2011
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  • edeeesq
    edeeesq Members Posts: 511
    edited February 2011
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    its over: 2012! wrote: »
    edeeeesq is not woman she's a former woman, as in, currently she's a stank puzzy scalawag strumpet





    please see reply#77 here then promptly remove yoke, from your face...


    show me a resume, show me some audio
    show where you ever respected rap's barrio
    hardly go into booths, to record a thang?
    but...got nerve to swing my way upon ya mop strang?
    let's wager, lame, you & ya "stain" major pain
    I'm back from hiatus to e-issue some major pain

    LOL @ you still not "getting it"..... 2012 is that fool you see walking down the street, rapping to himself with headphones on, wearing Shaq Basketball shoes, a bball hat with the buttons in the back, and a puffy coat.....
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  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    you gonna disrespect my long-time big ? boo edee like that, you fiend?

    ? its on




    It's Fight Klub serious, I'm notorious. Big Poppa.
    Your disappearance will be mysterious. Jim Hoffa.
    Your narrative ain't got no structure. Baraka.
    Don't talk, yo breath smell like mustard. Binaca.
    Bah Gawd, King, his moveset is useless.
    The proof is the ? is clueless, the shoe fits.
    Yo rhymes are not hot, go learn some ? , beezy.
    My rhymes are so hot they burned Mohamed Bouazizi.
    On Tunisia'll be. I'm number one two and three.
    I'm the Yeti at the end of the game Ski Free.
    You're the white dude in the strip club bathroom on your knees.
    I got you talking like Mr. Obama. "Let's compromise... please?"
    You got some nerve to drop rhymes on innocent bystanders.
    You ain't even got the fundamentals down. Ned Flanders.
    Oscar the Grouchy Greg is a Big Birdass ? , I drop Elmo's elbows on Grover.
    Watch me get lousy head from this ? ass ? , let em know: 2012, it's over.
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  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    I declare me some type of victory here, 2012 you ?
    Only reason eggs on my face is cuz I ate Edee boo's ?
    Suburbia never heard of ya, you aint a lyrical mass murdera
    I'm a mass murdera, cap the Pope in his Catholic ass, word to bruh
    Don't need "racism's rats" when my gat rat a tat tats on conspiracy cats
    stay clear of me, chaps. I got Ducky hax. Old skool like a fax.
    Took you this long to accept a challenge and man your battle stations?
    You won "worst social lounge poster of the year." Congratulations.
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  • edeeesq
    edeeesq Members Posts: 511
    edited February 2011
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    LOL @ me setting this off....
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  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    If you got faith in your rhyme, put your account on the line.
    You win, I'm banned. I win, you're done here for all time.
    If you say you got courage, what's holding you back?
    You afraid cuz white dudes is better rappers than black?
    Real talk stupid, let's make it interesting.
    Loser of the battle get's a perma-banning.
    You want to wipe a racist off the face of the forum?
    I'm here gettin nudes from black ? . I adore 'em.
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  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    This ? writes rhymes like he is in character for Yoda.
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  • bankrupt baller
    bankrupt baller Members Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    the WOAT poster is back
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  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    2012 rhymes is hot gahbage.
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  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    its over: 2012! wrote: »
    so that = my rhymes smell like 1)your tonsils and 2)the inside of a Freemason meeting, eh?

    Worst.poster.ever.
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  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    its over: 2012! wrote: »
    as.long.as.a.punkBYTCHazz.Uncle.Thomas.is.the.one.who.says.that...then...it = me.doing.a.great.job.versus.Satan's.SL Forum.demons.

    You love my style.
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  • rip.dilla
    rip.dilla Members Posts: 17,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    Jesus H!

    LMBAO at '12! going HAM in this bytch...
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  • ysl313
    ysl313 Members Posts: 9,866 ✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    ? Steve Harvey...
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  • bankrupt baller
    bankrupt baller Members Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    its over: 2012! wrote: »
    oh, your mom's returned?

    ...I thought she said she was done, for this year, after that last g-shot of mine put her down for the count

    you are very consistent lol
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  • ysl313
    ysl313 Members Posts: 9,866 ✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    bankrupt baller wrote: »
    you are very consistent lol

    lol exactly, 2012 cool with me now. I may never agree with none of his ramblings but this ? stands his ground lmao. he stay on his ? ...i'm still not white though
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  • Swiffness!
    Swiffness! Members Posts: 10,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    KTULU IS BACK wrote: »
    It's Fight Klub serious, I'm notorious. Big Poppa.
    Your disappearance will be mysterious. Jim Hoffa.
    Your narrative ain't got no structure. Baraka.
    Don't talk, yo breath smell like mustard. Binaca.
    Bah Gawd, King, his moveset is useless.
    The proof is the ? is clueless, the shoe fits.
    Yo rhymes are not hot, go learn some ? , beezy.
    My rhymes are so hot they burned Mohamed Bouazizi.
    On Tunisia'll be. I'm number one two and three.
    I'm the Yeti at the end of the game Ski Free.
    You're the white dude in the strip club bathroom on your knees.
    I got you talking like Mr. Obama. "Let's compromise... please?"





    *pauses match, separates the fighters*



    *brings in ring doctor to shine a flashlight in 2012's eyes*



    *talks to ring doctor*



    *motions to timekeeper to ring the bell*



    The Winner......by TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT IN THE FIRST ROUND...............BINYAMIN ARMANDO KUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo


    Jim Lampley: Larry, this was a really one-sided affair. What happened?

    Larry Merchant: 2012 was just not prepared for this fight. Spelling curse words with a "y" and abusing punctuation marks may be enough to handle lesser competitors, but when you're facing an opponent of this caliber you HAVE to bring something more to the table.

    Jim Lampley: He really looked bad out there.

    Larry Merchant: Absolutely. I don't know who in his corner is telling him that lines like "you and your racist-? , yoke on your face, from janklow's eggs, tootsie?" are ill, but he's doing 2012 a disservice.

    Jim Lampley: Some of his punches really were atrocious.

    Larry Merchant: There were times where I honestly thought he was going to say "I'm hot and you're not!". It was embarrassing.

    Jim Lampley: Definitely one of the wacker performances we've seen over the years.

    Larry Merchant: Aw yeah. Terribly wack.
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  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    its over: 2012! wrote: »
    oh is that why I ran around this website with nothing but your quotes, in my sig, for nearly 4-5 weeks straig
    OHHH, WAIT! my bad/my mistake...That's what you did with your sig, to my posts!...LOL...I think it's rrrrrrrrreal obvious, who loves who's style

    I was making fun of you, much like I am with Tyler Perry and am doing so now.
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  • ThaChozenWun
    ThaChozenWun Members Posts: 9,390
    edited February 2011
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    2102 is either white or in his 50's I'm sure of it.
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  • rip.dilla
    rip.dilla Members Posts: 17,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    ThaChozenWun wrote: »
    2102

    LOLz . . .
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  • Swiffness!
    Swiffness! Members Posts: 10,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    2012, your rhymes are ass homie
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  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2011
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    What's hilarious is he is claiming that Ktulu changed the thread title.
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  • ThaChozenWun
    ThaChozenWun Members Posts: 9,390
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    its over: 2012! wrote: »
    whether I'm 50 or 33 or 24 or 75, still, I'm NOT as ancient as your SL login account! Prehistoric mufu's using me to rekindle yall's old glory days you can't let go of...LOL...

    Actually your SL login account is older than mine

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  • Shuffington
    Shuffington Members Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Swiffness! wrote: »

    Jim Lampley: Larry, this was a really one-sided affair. What happened?

    Larry Merchant: 2012 was just not prepared for this fight. Spelling curse words with a "y" and abusing punctuation marks may be enough to handle lesser competitors, but when you're facing an opponent of this caliber you HAVE to bring something more to the table.

    Jim Lampley: He really looked bad out there.

    Larry Merchant: Absolutely. I don't know who in his corner is telling him that lines like "you and your racist-? , yoke on your face, from janklow's eggs, tootsie?" are ill, but he's doing 2012 a disservice.

    Jim Lampley: Some of his punches really were atrocious.

    Larry Merchant: There were times where I honestly thought he was going to say "I'm hot and you're not!". It was embarrassing.

    Jim Lampley: Definitely one of the wacker performances we've seen over the years.

    Larry Merchant: Aw yeah. Terribly wack.


    lmao...........
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