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A ? i was ? back in june, sent me a text saying that she was home for reading week and was DTF, So i made plans to see her this weekend coming up
So today i was on facebook, and i got a msg from a buddy that goes to school with her and knows her really well, He tells me that she told his girlfriend that she is knocked up and only a fews weeks, and the dude that did it, took off.
Buddy tell me that her plan was to come home ? me, and stick me with the problem. Buddy said her words were " Hes a good guy and he would make a good father figure, and if not im sure he will pay for the abortion"
How ? is that! I called up buddy i could hear this from him cause i couldnt believe it
How ? slimey is that! I didnt think females were like that, i thought that was just some springer ? !
So today i was on facebook, and i got a msg from a buddy that goes to school with her and knows her really well, He tells me that she told his girlfriend that she is knocked up and only a fews weeks, and the dude that did it, took off.
Buddy tell me that her plan was to come home ? me, and stick me with the problem. Buddy said her words were " Hes a good guy and he would make a good father figure, and if not im sure he will pay for the abortion"
How ? is that! I called up buddy i could hear this from him cause i couldnt believe it
How ? slimey is that! I didnt think females were like that, i thought that was just some springer ? !
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A ? i was ? back in june, sent me a text saying that she was home for reading week and was DTF, So i made plans to see her this weekend coming up
So today i was on facebook, and i got a msg from a buddy that goes to school with her and knows her really well, He tells me that she told his girlfriend that she is knocked up and only a fews weeks, and the dude that did it, took off.
Buddy tell me that her plan was to come home ? me, and stick me with the problem. Buddy said her words were " Hes a good guy and he would make a good father figure, and if not im sure he will pay for the abortion"
How ? is that! I called up buddy i could hear this from him cause i couldnt believe it
How ? slimey is that! I didnt think females were like that, i thought that was just some springer ? !
Really man! I thought I was naive. Happens all the time. Girl ? around, finds out she's pregnant, looks for guy that might be the best father/has the brightest future, ? him, and claims he's the father. -
Welp, now that you know--are you still gonna ? her?
I mean, if it comes down to her saying you're the father a paternity test is on your side and she'd have to pay for it when it turns out that you aint the daddy.
Or is it not worth it? -
smh...why would you run your mouth about it? The only thing worse than a trifling ? is a dumb trifling ? .
I hope this works out for you and you learn a lesson..be careful who you ? with cause she COULD have been yourbaby mama. -
or Just get head/? her ass
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nut in her face, it is the only justice.
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I don't see the problem. Here's what you should do. Pay close attention:
Work it to your full advantage. Knowledge is power. Now that you know what's up with her situation, you got the power. It aint your baby so you might as well ? her anyway. Make her work hard for them ? . She is at a desperate point now and not many choices so she'll damn near be like your sex goddess/slave for the day. You got the edge here. She might not like it, but because she's stuck in a jam, you can get some of the wildest porno sex from her at this point.
1) Get her to toss your salad
2) Then some good sloppy throaty head
3) Bust in her throat or better yet ALL OVER her hair
4) THEN ? ....but ? her in her bootyhole first tho. Straight backshots
5) And when you do finally get to the ? , make her ride it and work hard.
The point in all of this is to get all the freaky ? she probably would never do out of the way first and get yours like never before. She knows that if she can't get you to ? her, then she gonna be stuck with the fatherless child. She clearly doesn't want that so this is why she's trying to set YOU up. She might be disgusted by some of that freaky ? but will be willing to do all that nasty ass ? with/to you only this one time and this one time only. See, if you get the ? first then she can easily say no to all the other stuff. Her whole purpose is to get your ? inside her ? just so she can trap you. So don't go in the ? until after all that other wild ? is already done. Strap up regardless.
As she leaves just say, "oh, btw, I know about you already being pregnant and the daddy took off on you. Thanks for the asslickin, ? , throat job and riding the hell outta my ? but good luck trying to trap someone else." Laugh, then slam the door in her face. Open it back up shake your head at her and slam that muthafucka again hard as hell. She'll feel like ? when she gets home and have to wash all that ? out of her band new hairdo
So like I said, I seriously don't see a problem here. This is a win-win situation no matter how you slice it. -
aint nothin wrong with head
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Strap up and go gun her
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chicitylepio wrote: »Will you might as well ? anyway.
Make sure she see you have on a hat and buss outside of her still.
Then as u leaving tell her 'good luck on finding her baby daddy'I don't see the problem. Here's what you should do. Pay close attention:
Work it to your full advantage. Knowledge is power. Now that you know what's up with her situation, you got the power. It aint your baby so you might as well ? her anyway. Make her work hard for them ? . She is at a desperate point now and not many choices so she'll damn near be like your sex goddess/slave for the day. You got the edge here. She might not like it, but because she's stuck in a jam, you can get some of the wildest porno sex from her at this point. Get her to toss your salad, then some good sloppy throaty head. Bust in her throat or better yet ALL OVER her hair. THEN ? . First ? her in her bootyhole tho. Straight backshots. The point in all of this is to get all the freaky ? she probably would never do out of the way first and get yours like never before. She knows that if she can't get you to ? her, then she gonna be stuck with the fatherless child. She clearly doesn't want that so this is why she's trying to set YOU up. She might be disgusted by some of that freaky ? but will be willing to do all that nasty ass ? with/to you only this one time and this one time only. See, if you get the ? first then she can easily say no to all the other stuff. Her whole purpose is to get your ? inside her ? just so she can trap you. So don't go in the ? until after all that other wild ? is already done. And when you do finally get to the ? , make her ride it and work hard. As she leaves just say, "oh, btw, I know about you already being pregnant and the daddy took off on you. Thanks for the asslickin, ? , throat job and riding the hell outta my ? but good luck trying to trap someone else." Laugh, then slam the door in her face. Open it back up shake your head at her and slam that muthafucka again hard as hell. She'll feel like ? when she gets home and have to wash all that ? out of her band new hairdo
So like I said, I seriously don't see a problem here. This is a win-win situation no matter how you slice it.
^^ SMDH
Yall just don't learn.
You would think.......Conflict210 wrote: »that ? still good b, I declare a smash then dash
you cant reinpregnate a ? ....right?
Woman is pregnant with two babies, not twins: rare case of superfetation, say docs
BY TRACY MILLER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Thursday, September 24, 2009
A pregnant woman in Arkansas got shocking news when she went in for a routine ultrasound - she's pregnant again.
Next to Todd and Julia Grovenburg's growing baby girl, Jillian, doctors discovered a smaller male fetus who may have been conceived about two and a half weeks after Jillian, according to an ABC News report.
The Grovenburg babies may be a rare case of superfetation, or conceiving while pregnant, doctors said.
"When the woman had her ultrasound initially, they saw one sack, one baby developing and that baby had a certain gestational age; then they noticed a second heartbeat in a child that was much, much younger developmentally," Dr. Karen Boyle of the Greater Baltimore Medical Center, told ABC News' "Good Morning America Health."
"It does really sound like this is a true case of different conception times for these children," Boyle continued, adding that she could only find "about 10 reported cases" of superfetation. -
i stay superfetatin these hoes
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b@squ1@t redux wrote: »i stay superfetatin these hoes
ROFL............
chicks out here running around with that Justice League ? ................ol superslores out here get pregnant with a litter of kid composed of an assortment of different mofos sperm deposits
SMH.................and LMAO @ the fathers when she gives birth -
have her suck ya ? for 30 minutes and after that tell her u know the deal ....
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I don't see the problem. Here's what you should do. Pay close attention:
Work it to your full advantage. Knowledge is power. Now that you know what's up with her situation, you got the power. It aint your baby so you might as well ? her anyway. Make her work hard for them ? . She is at a desperate point now and not many choices so she'll damn near be like your sex goddess/slave for the day. You got the edge here. She might not like it, but because she's stuck in a jam, you can get some of the wildest porno sex from her at this point.
1) Get her to toss your salad
2) Then some good sloppy throaty head
3) Bust in her throat or better yet ALL OVER her hair
4) THEN ? ....but ? her in her bootyhole first tho. Straight backshots
5) And when you do finally get to the ? , make her ride it and work hard.
The point in all of this is to get all the freaky ? she probably would never do out of the way first and get yours like never before. She knows that if she can't get you to ? her, then she gonna be stuck with the fatherless child. She clearly doesn't want that so this is why she's trying to set YOU up. She might be disgusted by some of that freaky ? but will be willing to do all that nasty ass ? with/to you only this one time and this one time only. See, if you get the ? first then she can easily say no to all the other stuff. Her whole purpose is to get your ? inside her ? just so she can trap you. So don't go in the ? until after all that other wild ? is already done. Strap up regardless.
As she leaves just say, "oh, btw, I know about you already being pregnant and the daddy took off on you. Thanks for the asslickin, ? , throat job and riding the hell outta my ? but good luck trying to trap someone else." Laugh, then slam the door in her face. Open it back up shake your head at her and slam that muthafucka again hard as hell. She'll feel like ? when she gets home and have to wash all that ? out of her band new hairdo
So like I said, I seriously don't see a problem here. This is a win-win situation no matter how you slice it.
LOL un believeable ... yall cats never cease to amaze SMH LOL -
Conscious__Nkechi wrote: »^^ SMDH
Yall just don't learn.
You would think.......
Woman is pregnant with two babies, not twins: rare case of superfetation, say docs
BY TRACY MILLER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Thursday, September 24, 2009
A pregnant woman in Arkansas got shocking news when she went in for a routine ultrasound - she's pregnant again.
Next to Todd and Julia Grovenburg's growing baby girl, Jillian, doctors discovered a smaller male fetus who may have been conceived about two and a half weeks after Jillian, according to an ABC News report.
The Grovenburg babies may be a rare case of superfetation, or conceiving while pregnant, doctors said.
"When the woman had her ultrasound initially, they saw one sack, one baby developing and that baby had a certain gestational age; then they noticed a second heartbeat in a child that was much, much younger developmentally," Dr. Karen Boyle of the Greater Baltimore Medical Center, told ABC News' "Good Morning America Health."
"It does really sound like this is a true case of different conception times for these children," Boyle continued, adding that she could only find "about 10 reported cases" of superfetation.
lol....................b@squ1@t redux wrote: »i stay superfetatin these hoes -
Ive always hear ? like this happens right but damn i didnt think i would be the target of a baby-daddy trap, Im kind of shocked that this ? figured i would fall for something like this.
I always thought i had game but turns out these female look at me like meal ticket, I guess its true you cant trust no body these day.
p.s Bro over hoes forreal! homie boy save me 18teen years of my life and about 100gs -
some brawds slimy like that bruh
thats why it's best to be smart about it -
she think you a good dude and a positive father figure....why you running from your responsibility fam?
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she think you a good dude and a positive father figure....why you running from your responsibility fam?
Did you not read the post? its not mine lol Im not raising some next dudes kid or paying for that abortion -
Did you not read the post? its not mine lol Im not raising some next dudes kid or paying for that abortion
so you told her you not gon claim the child even though she feels you are a good man? -
I would still smash.........
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This is why there should be a mandatory paternity test done at birth.
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sounds like she was right tho. you were about to smash. The only reason you found out her scheme is because your boy told you. if he hadn't then you would've got the ass and got set up as planned. Thank your boyIve always hear ? like this happens right but damn i didnt think i would be the target of a baby-daddy trap, Im kind of shocked that this ? figured i would fall for something like this.
I always thought i had game but turns out these female look at me like meal ticket, I guess its true you cant trust no body these day.
p.s Bro over hoes forreal! homie boy save me 18teen years of my life and about 100gs -
I don't see the problem. Here's what you should do. Pay close attention:
Work it to your full advantage. Knowledge is power. Now that you know what's up with her situation, you got the power. It aint your baby so you might as well ? her anyway. Make her work hard for them ? . She is at a desperate point now and not many choices so she'll damn near be like your sex goddess/slave for the day. You got the edge here. She might not like it, but because she's stuck in a jam, you can get some of the wildest porno sex from her at this point.
1) Get her to toss your salad
2) Then some good sloppy throaty head
3) Bust in her throat or better yet ALL OVER her hair
4) THEN ? ....but ? her in her bootyhole first tho. Straight backshots
5) And when you do finally get to the ? , make her ride it and work hard.
The point in all of this is to get all the freaky ? she probably would never do out of the way first and get yours like never before. She knows that if she can't get you to ? her, then she gonna be stuck with the fatherless child. She clearly doesn't want that so this is why she's trying to set YOU up. She might be disgusted by some of that freaky ? but will be willing to do all that nasty ass ? with/to you only this one time and this one time only. See, if you get the ? first then she can easily say no to all the other stuff. Her whole purpose is to get your ? inside her ? just so she can trap you. So don't go in the ? until after all that other wild ? is already done. Strap up regardless.
As she leaves just say, "oh, btw, I know about you already being pregnant and the daddy took off on you. Thanks for the asslickin, ? , throat job and riding the hell outta my ? but good luck trying to trap someone else." Laugh, then slam the door in her face. Open it back up shake your head at her and slam that muthafucka again hard as hell. She'll feel like ? when she gets home and have to wash all that ? out of her band new hairdo
So like I said, I seriously don't see a problem here. This is a win-win situation no matter how you slice it.
yo that was the funniest ? i've read all day. aside from the ass ? , we think alike lol -
ICame4Pussy wrote: »or Just get head/? her ass
they only do ? like that in south america..u ever wacth there porn.. they dont even touch the ? really
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