Are you "wifey", or are you "pu$$y"?

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Are You Wifey Or Are You ? ?
Author: NC17 Labels::

How do you keep a man? The Ratchet answer would be to give him the best ass he’s ever had. But those who think that are single and currently figuring out what dress to wear to the club this weekend. Women who have locked down men, and I’m not talking about 6 months, I’m talking years, those women brought something to the table much more powerful than good sex.

You think you’re pretty, you think you’re smart, I bet you think you’re the most interesting woman on the planet right? But how do men view you? I’m not talking about does he turn and look when you walk by, let’s go deeper than the physical ? girls use as a crutch. Does he think you’re smart? Does he find you interesting? Are you classy in his mind or just another basic broad he’s ran through? Take a moment to think about the last dude you were seriously involved with. What did he like most about you? If it was something like “My smile” or “The way I rode it” you have a serious problem. Are you the type of woman he can spend all day talking to and has a connection deeper than the physical attraction or are you simply ? ? And by ? I mean your only value to that man is to satisfy his physical needs. Your job is to make him ? . ? isn't just the hoe or the ? , it's also the girlfriend who we have no intention of marrying or keeping around past a year. Men love ? , but we do not marry ? . A man may show ? off to his friends. He might buy ? gifts. Occasionally ? gets to come out of the house and get treated to dinner. ? even gets pregnant and becomes the Baby Mama. But he NEVER EVER marries ? . All men see women as ? initially, but after a few conversations we can decide if she’s more.

Are you the type he wifes or are you just the ? ?

Does he take you out? Stop being the drive thru hoe. Yeah he’s on hard times, his pockets aren’t built like that, but guess what? That ? has money to buy a $59.99 PS3 game; he can scrape up a few dollars to take you to a restaurant that doesn’t have pictures on the menu. Your homgirls are single and fine dining and you’re taking Wing Stop to go, you’re not winning because you have a man, you’re losing because you have a man who keeps your ? on Dracula duty, buried in the crib, only coming out when it’s time to buy condoms and Dutch masters.

Have you met his family? I’m not talking about his boys at the smoke house who he chills with and you happen to tag along. Has his mother laid eyes on you? I remember sneaking this girl into my mother’s house and she caught me. I was ? because this girl was dumb as a brick, and my mother is nosey. My mother asked how she was doing and the ? stood there as if she were asked to name elements from the periodic table. For years she joked me about the “? ? eyed girl”. If he’s feeling you, you’ll meet the people who are most important to him. Being in the car and waving “hi” or seeing someone for a minute isn’t an introduction. Stop being smuggled hoe!

What do you talk about? “We spend all night on the phone talking, we have so much in common”, ? please. Do you know how many hours I’ve spent on the phone with girls who I couldn’t stand? I’ve stayed up until 6am more times than I can count, and it wasn’t because the girl was interesting, it was because I wanted what she had and was putting in work. Take away the gossip, the TV show talk, and the sexual flirting; what the ? did I talk to you about? We both like the same colors… wow. We both randomly know Chauncey the stick up boy… incredible. Spending twenty minutes saying “Did You Miss Me” and having a back and forth on who missed who gets played. The number one question a man wants to know, “When can I see you”. Why? Because you’re ? and we can’t get ? over the phone.

Are You Jeopardy Girl or Family Feud Girl? You’re not the brightest, you can tie your shoe and put your hair into a bun, but that’s where your genius ends. Stop pretending as if you visit CNN.com before you visit mediatakeout.com. It’s okay to be into basic ? , but be able to put together a sentence. If I say, “So why didn’t you like Black Swan” don’t come at me with, “That was some white people ? ”. That’s not a movie review, that’s a woman with poor analytical skills who tuned out as soon as she realized this wasn’t a comedy. There are more important things than Chris Brown’s ? . If I wanted to date a woman with the life experience of a 17 year old I would have become a gym teacher or a stepfather. Stop being afraid to ask questions, research things you don’t understand, have a desire to be the best dressed at the party and the most interesting.

If a man won’t commit then he sees you as ? . You were in a relationship for 3 months, and he started acting funny… Did you really break up with him or did he sabotage the relationship after your ? expired? Yes, ? has an expiration date. It expires exactly 3-4 months after we first hit it. The more you smash the faster it expires. It’s not milk, you can continue to hit ? after it’s long expired, people are married and love hitting expired ? , it still feels good. But it will never be at the height it was when it was considered new ? . As a wise man once said, “There’s no ? like new ? , and that’s how a ? feel”. Being extra freaky or dating during the winter months may buy you an extra two months of that new ? smell, but that’s it. No matter If it lasts 4 months or 6 months, the man will show signs of cabin fever because you don’t have anything real that keeps him tied to you. This man didn’t suddenly become an ? , that’s not the real reason you’re arguing after months of lovey dovey ? , he’s tired of your ? and he’s ready to move on to the next girl because you don’t stimulate him mentally. Sure he may come back to hit it after the relationship is over, but no junkie stops cold turkey. The point is he’s now only using you for ? , and that reaffirms that from the jump he saw you as ? never wifey! There is no such thing as Marry Me ? . No matter how good you think your shot is, there has yet to be a ? built that can make a man throw a ring on it. Personality, charm, charisma > ? . If you want to keep a man, not just have someone to roll around in the bed and eat lemon pepper strips with, look in the mirror and ask, “Would I want me?” It’s like a job interview, the strengths are obvious and often times exaggerated. The weaknesses, those are hard to figure out, it’s not because you don’t have any, it’s because we rarely take a serious look at what’s wrong with us. Other than stupidity which we can’t really cure, there are several things that hold men back from promoting women, but here are my top two,

Are You Boring: No one wants a girl who sits around saying “I’m bored”? If you’re a bored female, that means you are boring. I don’t care how pretty you are I don’t want to waste my time with a boring chick who always needs to be entertained by the most basic ? . I’m bored my phone’s not ringing today. I’m bored nobody’s texting me. I’m bored nothing’s on TV. Guess what? I’m bored after ? you for a month because all you do is seek attention. Your ? may be wet, but your personality is dry! There are people that make things happen and there are people who complain that nothing’s happening. Which are you?

Are You Loyal: Yeah yeah you would never cheat physically, but who do you talk to besides him? Who do you flirt with besides him? Men know when a female has an active phonebook. Do you think he’s going to see you as more than a good time girl if you have dudes blowing up your phone? He can say, “cut every other dude off for me” but let’s be realistic, you have excuses to why you talk to these ? , he’s your brother, he’s your best male friend, you work with him… the list goes on. If you’re not willing to let go of your backup ? then why should he upgrade you from the ? to the potential wifey?

If you are a girl who’s tired of the dating game and want something deeper than 9 inches and a text message, then it’s time to get serious and change the way men view you. When you go out on dates have something to say, push the conversation in directions you haven’t taken it before. Show him that you aren’t like the rest of these girls out here; make him feel as if you’re the type of woman he can raise children with… not drop children in. They say that beside every great man there is a great woman. History doesn’t remember women who could do it with no hands; they remember women who could do it with their brains. Stop Being ? , that’s how you keep a man.
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  • Coo Coo Cal's Beanie
    Coo Coo Cal's Beanie Members Posts: 3,864 ✭✭✭
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    I skimmed but what i read was on point and for the most part these hoes aint ever gone learn.
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
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    Well damn..good read.
  • iphucq
    iphucq Members Posts: 961 ✭✭
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    I hope these ? ? /broads can read all this. cuz this ? is true. I pull the talk til 6 am about ? i dont care about and say" ive never done that b4". It really works cuz it gets like 2 dates outta the way so when u do go out again its alll sex from there. then when u get the ? 2 do somethin nasty like ? she like "ive never don this b4"...? . Stop bein so dumb ? . If u smarten up u wont end up as my avatar on the ill community
  • new account2
    new account2 Members Posts: 1,469
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    that was the truest ? ? about these women ever......put this ? in a sig
    iphucq wrote: »
    I hope these ? ? /broads can read all this. cuz this ? is true. I pull the talk til 6 am about ? i dont care about and say" ive never done that b4". It really works cuz it gets like 2 dates outta the way so when u do go out again its alll sex from there. then when u get the ? 2 do somethin nasty like ? she like "ive never don this b4"...? . Stop bein so dumb ? . If u smarten up u wont end up as my avatar on the ill community

    and yea the talk on the phone ? until 6am is I move I used to have........works all the time......usually you dont even have to go on a date after that...........the next day she is beggin to see you wth a wet ?
  • bubba fresh
    bubba fresh Members Posts: 10
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    I Thought about postin some of this on my facebook...but who am I to wake these hoes up...Let em sleep i aint tryna wife em anyway...
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
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    I'm not loyal..:(

    I don't have dudes blowing up my phone. Matter of fact I changed my number when we got our joint plan, but I do flirt online..smh @ me.
  • L.I.P.
    L.I.P. Members Posts: 366 ✭✭✭
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    that was the truest ? ? about these women ever......put this ? in a sig



    and yea the talk on the phone ? until 6am is I move I used to have........works all the time......usually you dont even have to go on a date after that...........the next day she is beggin to see you wth a wet ?

    C/S...done this plenty of times.sometimes its too easy to get in the pants after a long convo with these dumb broads
  • HustleThaDon
    HustleThaDon Members Posts: 28,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    I'm not loyal..:(

    I don't have dudes blowing up my phone. Matter of fact I changed my number when we got our joint plan, but I do flirt online..smh @ me.

    That's sad.
  • iphucq
    iphucq Members Posts: 961 ✭✭
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    that was the truest ? ? about these women ever......put this ? in a sig



    and yea the talk on the phone ? until 6am is I move I used to have........works all the time......usually you dont even have to go on a date after that...........the next day she is beggin to see you wth a wet ?

    tru...the next date usually is just sex but i try 2 make it seem like "im diff"
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
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    That's sad.

    Yeah it is..I mean I haven't cheated or even truly entertained another mans advances but the flirting online is unnecessary. You justify it by assuming he's doing the same but I guess that's not the best way to go..
  • HustleThaDon
    HustleThaDon Members Posts: 28,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    Yeah it is..I mean I haven't cheated or even truly entertained another mans advances but the flirting online is unnecessary. You justify it by assuming he's doing the same but I guess that's not the best way to go..

    Flirting is harmless. Now if you out here PM'n and going on well...
  • king hassan
    king hassan Members Posts: 22,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    I'm not loyal..:(

    I don't have dudes blowing up my phone. Matter of fact I changed my number when we got our joint plan, but I do flirt online..smh @ me.
    SMH @ you Kat, just smh and how you doing this morning
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
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    SMH @ you Kat, just smh and how you doing this morning

    lol..I'm good. Watching this I Need a Doctor video..love it.
  • MICHAEL-V.I.
    MICHAEL-V.I. Members Posts: 1,898 ✭✭
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    http://blackgirlsareeasy.blogspot.com/2011/03/are-you-wifey-or-are-you-? .html?spref=fb

    Are You Wifey Or Are You ? ?
    Author: NC17 Labels::

    How do you keep a man? The Ratchet answer would be to give him the best ass he’s ever had. But those who think that are single and currently figuring out what dress to wear to the club this weekend. Women who have locked down men, and I’m not talking about 6 months, I’m talking years, those women brought something to the table much more powerful than good sex.

    You think you’re pretty, you think you’re smart, I bet you think you’re the most interesting woman on the planet right? But how do men view you? I’m not talking about does he turn and look when you walk by, let’s go deeper than the physical ? girls use as a crutch. Does he think you’re smart? Does he find you interesting? Are you classy in his mind or just another basic broad he’s ran through? Take a moment to think about the last dude you were seriously involved with. What did he like most about you? If it was something like “My smile” or “The way I rode it” you have a serious problem. Are you the type of woman he can spend all day talking to and has a connection deeper than the physical attraction or are you simply ? ? And by ? I mean your only value to that man is to satisfy his physical needs. Your job is to make him ? . ? isn't just the hoe or the ? , it's also the girlfriend who we have no intention of marrying or keeping around past a year. Men love ? , but we do not marry ? . A man may show ? off to his friends. He might buy ? gifts. Occasionally ? gets to come out of the house and get treated to dinner. ? even gets pregnant and becomes the Baby Mama. But he NEVER EVER marries ? . All men see women as ? initially, but after a few conversations we can decide if she’s more.

    Are you the type he wifes or are you just the ? ?

    Does he take you out? Stop being the drive thru hoe. Yeah he’s on hard times, his pockets aren’t built like that, but guess what? That ? has money to buy a $59.99 PS3 game; he can scrape up a few dollars to take you to a restaurant that doesn’t have pictures on the menu. Your homgirls are single and fine dining and you’re taking Wing Stop to go, you’re not winning because you have a man, you’re losing because you have a man who keeps your ? on Dracula duty, buried in the crib, only coming out when it’s time to buy condoms and Dutch masters.

    Have you met his family? I’m not talking about his boys at the smoke house who he chills with and you happen to tag along. Has his mother laid eyes on you? I remember sneaking this girl into my mother’s house and she caught me. I was ? because this girl was dumb as a brick, and my mother is nosey. My mother asked how she was doing and the ? stood there as if she were asked to name elements from the periodic table. For years she joked me about the “? ? eyed girl”. If he’s feeling you, you’ll meet the people who are most important to him. Being in the car and waving “hi” or seeing someone for a minute isn’t an introduction. Stop being smuggled hoe!

    What do you talk about? “We spend all night on the phone talking, we have so much in common”, ? please. Do you know how many hours I’ve spent on the phone with girls who I couldn’t stand? I’ve stayed up until 6am more times than I can count, and it wasn’t because the girl was interesting, it was because I wanted what she had and was putting in work. Take away the gossip, the TV show talk, and the sexual flirting; what the ? did I talk to you about? We both like the same colors… wow. We both randomly know Chauncey the stick up boy… incredible. Spending twenty minutes saying “Did You Miss Me” and having a back and forth on who missed who gets played. The number one question a man wants to know, “When can I see you”. Why? Because you’re ? and we can’t get ? over the phone.

    Are You Jeopardy Girl or Family Feud Girl? You’re not the brightest, you can tie your shoe and put your hair into a bun, but that’s where your genius ends. Stop pretending as if you visit CNN.com before you visit mediatakeout.com. It’s okay to be into basic ? , but be able to put together a sentence. If I say, “So why didn’t you like Black Swan” don’t come at me with, “That was some white people ? ”. That’s not a movie review, that’s a woman with poor analytical skills who tuned out as soon as she realized this wasn’t a comedy. There are more important things than Chris Brown’s ? . If I wanted to date a woman with the life experience of a 17 year old I would have become a gym teacher or a stepfather. Stop being afraid to ask questions, research things you don’t understand, have a desire to be the best dressed at the party and the most interesting.

    If a man won’t commit then he sees you as ? . You were in a relationship for 3 months, and he started acting funny… Did you really break up with him or did he sabotage the relationship after your ? expired? Yes, ? has an expiration date. It expires exactly 3-4 months after we first hit it. The more you smash the faster it expires. It’s not milk, you can continue to hit ? after it’s long expired, people are married and love hitting expired ? , it still feels good. But it will never be at the height it was when it was considered new ? . As a wise man once said, “There’s no ? like new ? , and that’s how a ? feel”. Being extra freaky or dating during the winter months may buy you an extra two months of that new ? smell, but that’s it. No matter If it lasts 4 months or 6 months, the man will show signs of cabin fever because you don’t have anything real that keeps him tied to you. This man didn’t suddenly become an ? , that’s not the real reason you’re arguing after months of lovey dovey ? , he’s tired of your ? and he’s ready to move on to the next girl because you don’t stimulate him mentally. Sure he may come back to hit it after the relationship is over, but no junkie stops cold turkey. The point is he’s now only using you for ? , and that reaffirms that from the jump he saw you as ? never wifey! There is no such thing as Marry Me ? . No matter how good you think your shot is, there has yet to be a ? built that can make a man throw a ring on it. Personality, charm, charisma > ? . If you want to keep a man, not just have someone to roll around in the bed and eat lemon pepper strips with, look in the mirror and ask, “Would I want me?” It’s like a job interview, the strengths are obvious and often times exaggerated. The weaknesses, those are hard to figure out, it’s not because you don’t have any, it’s because we rarely take a serious look at what’s wrong with us. Other than stupidity which we can’t really cure, there are several things that hold men back from promoting women, but here are my top two,

    Are You Boring: No one wants a girl who sits around saying “I’m bored”? If you’re a bored female, that means you are boring. I don’t care how pretty you are I don’t want to waste my time with a boring chick who always needs to be entertained by the most basic ? . I’m bored my phone’s not ringing today. I’m bored nobody’s texting me. I’m bored nothing’s on TV. Guess what? I’m bored after ? you for a month because all you do is seek attention. Your ? may be wet, but your personality is dry! There are people that make things happen and there are people who complain that nothing’s happening. Which are you?

    Are You Loyal: Yeah yeah you would never cheat physically, but who do you talk to besides him? Who do you flirt with besides him? Men know when a female has an active phonebook. Do you think he’s going to see you as more than a good time girl if you have dudes blowing up your phone? He can say, “cut every other dude off for me” but let’s be realistic, you have excuses to why you talk to these ? , he’s your brother, he’s your best male friend, you work with him… the list goes on. If you’re not willing to let go of your backup ? then why should he upgrade you from the ? to the potential wifey?

    If you are a girl who’s tired of the dating game and want something deeper than 9 inches and a text message, then it’s time to get serious and change the way men view you. When you go out on dates have something to say, push the conversation in directions you haven’t taken it before. Show him that you aren’t like the rest of these girls out here; make him feel as if you’re the type of woman he can raise children with… not drop children in. They say that beside every great man there is a great woman. History doesn’t remember women who could do it with no hands; they remember women who could do it with their brains. Stop Being ? , that’s how you keep a man.

    well damn Son copy and paste is in the building
  • King Erauno
    King Erauno Members Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    my homegirl posted this on facebook yesterday....madd people were hurt lol
  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ironically the females who need to read some ? like this, don't actually take the time to read anything

    right advice, wrong format:(

    anything more than 10 words without pics from mediatakeout/bossip to a basic chick = time she'd rather waste doing something else of no importance
  • Yummy.Lix
    Yummy.Lix Members Posts: 1,398
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    I didn't read it simply because of the title.lol
    "Black Girls are Easy," really?
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
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    Slept on thread.
  • bignorm73
    bignorm73 Banned Users Posts: 5,031 ✭✭✭
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    Slept on thread.

    I sent this to wifey. She was kinda mad. dont know why
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
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    bignorm73 wrote: »
    I sent this to wifey. She was kinda mad. dont know why

    I would have punched you in the forehead if I was your girl and you sent me this ? . She probably needs to read it but that doesn't mean she wants it coming from her man...smh..lol.
  • bignorm73
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    I would have punched you in the forehead if I was your girl and you sent me this ? . She probably needs to read it but that doesn't mean she wants it coming from her man...smh..lol.

    lol. See, we are married, but, she did not always (and maybe dont) exhibit the behavoir that this thread talks about.
    She kinda was on both sides of the coin on this lol. Thats why she mad.
  • Bussy_Getta
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    ironically the females who need to read some ? like this, don't actually take the time to read anything

    right advice, wrong format:(

    anything more than 10 words without pics from mediatakeout/bossip to a basic chick = time she'd rather waste doing something else of no importance
    yummy.lix wrote: »
    i didn't read it simply because of the title.lol
    "black girls are easy," really?


    lmao ..........................
  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When a female is tired of feeling like a grilled slice of bacon they'll check themselves.
  • shawnbrown
    shawnbrown Members Posts: 2,256
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    good thread... REALLY good thread
  • Coby Vibes
    Coby Vibes Members Posts: 2,892
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    *steupssssseee*

    no self respecting woman or man would even give this ? credence. this is kiddie ? written by some weak dude looking to prey on low self esteem chicks which guys love so much, yet they think they are really saying some profound ? .

    any chick with an iota of self esteem wouldnt even ? on a dude with this mentality. he would not even register on her radar.

    bunch of bitter beta males who couldnt recognize an alpha type if their life depended on it