Check Out What My "Best Friend" Asked Me To Do Today

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  • JadaRoss
    JadaRoss Members Posts: 6,791 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    women love men who dont give a damn about them.they get the most ? from chicks
  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    WTF does "blew her ass down" mean lol?
  • ICame4Pussy
    ICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    WTF does "blew her ass down" mean lol?

    Cursed her out and told her GTFOH
  • Mister B.
    Mister B. Members, Writer Posts: 16,172 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    Tell her next time to have a bus and/or subway pass on deck.
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    ? on the ? then make her strip
  • ICame4Pussy
    ICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    ? on the ? then make her strip

    Explain....
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    Explain....

    litterally having sex on a ? and when your done make her take her clothes off (after all, they’re probably soggy from the sex juices..)
  • raevanaa
    raevanaa Confirm Email Posts: 212
    edited April 2011
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    yeah, you're basically her hoe
    shes perpetuating a friendship with you so that she can reap the benefits without giving you the ?
    9 to 10, if you were stranded in the rain and needed a ride, that hoe wouldn't answer her phone because she has a ? in her mouth
    lose her number, she tried to play you
  • ICame4Pussy
    ICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    litterally having sex on a ? and when your done make her take her clothes off (after all, they’re probably soggy from the sex juices..)

    LMAO man you silly as ?
  • glowy
    glowy Members Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    You were in the right.

    I wash I would pick a hoe up after she done let some ? blow her back out, and got the nerve to ask me to pick her up from his house.

    I wouldn't even pick her up if she was my own sister.
  • ICame4Pussy
    ICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    raevanaa wrote: »
    yeah, you're basically her hoeshes perpetuating a friendship with you so that she can reap the benefits without giving you the ?
    9 to 10, if you were stranded in the rain and needed a ride, that hoe wouldn't answer her phone because she has a ? in her mouth
    lose her number, she tried to play you

    Damn, you got an excellent point though. im posed to do that but she cant show me her ? . Nahhhhhh
  • raevanaa
    raevanaa Confirm Email Posts: 212
    edited April 2011
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    glowy wrote: »
    I wouldn't even pick her up if she was my own sister.

    as a matter of fact, i'd talk bad to that ? and not pick up the phone if she called back
    if you're grown enough to ? , you're grown enough to provide your own transportation

    so i'm sure she opened her mouth to suck that ? ? , but she couldn't open her mouth and ask for some cab fare
    she bout a dumb ?
  • ICame4Pussy
    ICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    glowy wrote: »
    You were in the right.

    I wash I would pick a hoe up after she done let some ? blow her back out, and got the nerve to ask me to pick her up from his house.

    I wouldn't even pick her up if she was my own sister.

    Damn ?
  • raevanaa
    raevanaa Confirm Email Posts: 212
    edited April 2011
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    Damn, you got an excellent point though. im posed to do that but she cant show me her ? . Nahhhhhh

    ? seeing some ? , she just showed that other ? her ? and the back of dat thoat but she called you for a ride
    that ? prolly already got naked pics of her, since u wanna see her ?
    in the time that she picked up the phone to call you, she coulda opened her mouth and demanded some ? cab fare
    or at least took the ? out the ? wallet while he wasn't looking
  • glowy
    glowy Members Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    She needs to listen to this song and take note.

    Tell her to put it on speaker phone before you play it,
  • ICame4Pussy
    ICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    raevanaa wrote: »
    ? seeing some ? , she just showed that other ? her ? and the back of dat thoat but she called you for a ride
    that ? prolly already got naked pics of her, since u wanna see her ?
    in the time that she picked up the phone to call you, she coulda opened her mouth and demanded some ? cab fare
    or at least took the ? out the ? wallet while he wasn't looking

    Yo, You Might Just Be My New Favorite Poster. ? That ?
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    Big R over here with the real rap son
  • Conscious__Nkechi
    Conscious__Nkechi Members Posts: 6,110 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    If she KEEPS doing this like you say, I can't even understand how she does it to herself. (yeah, okay. I could analyze it til the death but thats irrelevant) She has to feel like sh** afterward.
  • ICame4Pussy
    ICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    If she KEEPS doing this like you say, I can't even understand how she does it to herself. (yeah, okay. I could analyze it til the death but thats irrelevant) She has to feel like sh** afterward.

    Id go crazy if i thought about it, so i dont
  • Hendrix
    Hendrix Members Posts: 355
    edited April 2011
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    Damn, you got an excellent point though. im posed to do that but she cant show me her ? . Nahhhhhh
    It sounds more like you're in the friend zone breh.
  • Conscious__Nkechi
    Conscious__Nkechi Members Posts: 6,110 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    Id go crazy if i thought about it, so i dont

    Yeah. It's easy to attack her but no one really cares to know why she is like that.
    Honestly, if you were at all her friend and if you choose to cut her off, at least be honest with her constructively. Put her on.
  • JadaRoss
    JadaRoss Members Posts: 6,791 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    she left you with blue ? ? wow
  • MallyG
    MallyG Members Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    WTF does "blew her ass down" mean lol?
    ? on the ? then make her strip
    Explain....
    litterally having sex on a ? and when your done make her take her clothes off (after all, they’re probably soggy from the sex juices..)


    LMAO!!!!!


    O yeah, I'm not too sure if I believe t/s...........
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    A ? came picked her up from dad house and ima assumed he took her to ? or whatever. ? goin text me at 6 talking asking me to come pick her up. Of course i say no. ? goin tell me ima bad friend, "Word?". So the ? YOU ? came picked you up, ? you, but wont bring you back home, So im posed to go out my way to come pick you up and you aint goin even let me see the ? ? What Part of The Game is That? Is That some Best Friend ? ?



    i don't blame you dawg. i would've did the same. lol.
  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
    edited April 2011
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    you got a one sided friendship...and that's good manipulation on her part and pretty stupid on your part