Rate the Wrestler "Mark Henry"

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genocide_cutter
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edited April 2011 in Off The Turn Buckle
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  • G.R.I.P. Money $$$
    G.R.I.P. Money $$$ Members Posts: 18,939 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    5
    3
    6

    somehow hes been around for like 15 years doe...
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  • Serious Juice Mayne
    Serious Juice Mayne Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 5,926 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    10
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    10



    vet
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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    edited April 2011
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    dude been on tv for the past 15 years and i dont think u can make a 5min video of him on the mic so idk what to rate his mic skills

    in ring ab: 3

    charisma: 5

    do a vet vince must like this dude cause he's kept him so long
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  • Mr. 66Hundred
    Mr. 66Hundred Members Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    slam
    body splash
    clothesline
    body slam
    splash
    military press
    bear hug
    powerslam
    fucced Mae Young

    there I jus describe his whole career in a nutshell

    he ain't ? for real

    Vince is jus an old wealthy quasi-homosexual with a fetish for big men
    I wonder if Vince ever thought about being a music industry exec lol
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  • G Mack
    G Mack Members Posts: 6,255 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    Mr. 66Hundred wrote: »
    slam
    body splash
    clothesline
    body slam
    splash
    military press
    bear hug
    powerslam
    fucced Mae Young

    there I jus describe his whole career in a nutshell

    he ain't ? for real

    Vince is jus an old wealthy quasi-homosexual with a fetish for big men
    I wonder if Vince ever thought about being a music industry exec lol

    one of the worst storylines ever
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  • northwest443
    northwest443 Members Posts: 589
    edited April 2011
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfphKGbiSG0hqvbB0l4KaAksuzsXUcmJPkAXn0kNCqpho_-DjCVQ............................
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  • Chi-Town Bully
    Chi-Town Bully Members Posts: 29,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    In ring - 4
    Mic skills- 1
    Charisma- 4

    Only lasted this long because of Vince's love for the big wrestlers
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  • bankrupt baller
    bankrupt baller Members Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mr. 66Hundred wrote: »
    slam
    body splash
    clothesline
    body slam
    splash
    military press
    bear hug
    powerslam
    fucced Mae Young

    there I jus describe his whole career in a nutshell

    he ain't ? for real

    Vince is jus an old wealthy quasi-homosexual with a fetish for big men
    I wonder if Vince ever thought about being a music industry exec lol

    ..................
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  • htowntx
    htowntx Members Posts: 3,271 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    One of the worst experiences of my life was watching Mae young give birth to a hand
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  • deeroc22
    deeroc22 Members Posts: 4,548 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    i think he was the ? champ at one point and maybe held a tag title briefly...

    but hes below average in those 3 categories if u ask me
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  • genocide_cutter
    genocide_cutter Members Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭
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    deeroc22 wrote: »
    i think he was the ? champ at one point and maybe held a tag title briefly...

    but hes below average in those 3 categories if u ask me

    He was also the WWEECW champion at one point
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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    edited April 2011
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    i just dont get how "the worlds strong man" is made out to be so weak
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  • Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    ? need to have a story line
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  • Mr. 66Hundred
    Mr. 66Hundred Members Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭
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    ice_cold wrote: »
    ? need to have a story line

    I think he should shave his head and have a storyline where his past as a CO comes bacc to haunt him
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  • twizza 77
    twizza 77 Members Posts: 4,201 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    Vince tried to make dude to quit so many times by sending him down to development and putting him in stupid storylines because vince signed Mark to a10 year contract. To his credit, he hasn't quit and they haven't cut him.
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  • deeroc22
    deeroc22 Members Posts: 4,548 ✭✭✭
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    Mr. 66Hundred wrote: »
    I think he should shave his head and have a storyline where his past as a CO comes bacc to haunt him

    hahahahhahahah bawse!
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    i like when he always shows up to fight an up n comer who's feeling himself and challenges anyone in the locker room...

    all of a sudden here's mark heny's music..and they pump the ? up like

    "ooohhh my ? !!it's the world's strongest man!!!"
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  • mikelewis
    mikelewis Members Posts: 603 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    To this day, have they ever explained the "giving birth to a hand" angle?? Just wanted a few answers for that.

    And secondly, wasn't his primary role beating up Undertaker before the pay-per-view, then getting beat down then and disappearing for three months??

    But his wrestling is average, his charisma used to be cool during the "Sexual Chocolate" days but now it's non-existant, and his mic skills are long gone.
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  • f.e.d.s.
    f.e.d.s. Members Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    mikelewis wrote: »
    To this day, have they ever explained the "giving birth to a hand" angle?? Just wanted a few answers for that.

    And secondly, wasn't his primary role beating up Undertaker before the pay-per-view, then getting beat down then and disappearing for three months??

    But his wrestling is average, his charisma used to be cool during the "Sexual Chocolate" days but now it's non-existant, and his mic skills are long gone.

    real ? right there...I stopped taking him seriously when the "mark" started wearing kinky twists
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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    edited April 2011
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    It's sexual baby...ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    dalyricalbandit wrote: »
    i just dont get how "the worlds strong man" is made out to be so weak

    this^^ plus his best years was with the nation
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  • 5th Letter
    5th Letter Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 37,068 Regulator
    edited April 2011
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    his 2006 run was his best of his career, then he got hurt on saturday night main event

    overall he's been below average
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  • -Karl-
    -Karl- Members Posts: 2,196 ✭✭
    edited April 2011
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    This is his most notable moment.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCpdBoqLJ68


    ? had me ? up as a kid.
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  • KillaCham
    KillaCham Members, Moderators Posts: 11,417 Regulator
    edited April 2011
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    66Hunnid hit the nail on the head. Dude's Smackdown vs Raw moveset got the same moves like 8 times.

    Mic Skills - 5
    In Ring ability - 5.5
    Charisma - 7

    Overall = When your most memorable moment is busting a hand into a 70 year old woman... you get a.....

    5.75/10
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