Suicide 9pm Be Here

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El Payaso
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edited May 2011 in AKA Donkey
Good afternoon,

You are all cordially invited to my suicide attempt. Tonight at 9pm Eastern Standard time I will be drinking an entire bottle of NyQuil and slipping into death. Be here at 9 o'clock pm for a celebration of my Donkey career and my impending death.

Dress is formal and guests are not expected to bring anything but themselves.

Please R.S.V.P. here by 6 o'clock p.m.

Sincerely,

El Payaso
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