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Woman says her love handles saved her life
After incident: ‘I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet’
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35549378/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.
Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.
The suspect remains at large.
Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that "I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life."
Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been "hollering" that she wanted to lose weight. She now said "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."
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yo momma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.. ahaha.. woot..!!
anyways.. at least she's okay.. maybe she has a point..?? -
ya mama so fat they thought she was the killa whale....
dam thats corny.... im bad at this... smh -
Your moms so short she models for trophies...
but SMH @ this story. -
yo momma is so stupid.. she sold her car for gas money..!!
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lol@ the detective's last name being "love"...