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  • Plop Star
    Plop Star Members Posts: 8,833 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    Plap Star wrote: »
    i aint talkin bout crackhead money stupid ?
    im talkin diddy money

    if a ? offered you a hunded million to suck his ? you would be a damn fool not to take that opportunity
    or 100 million for precious to ride yo face, you would be a damn fool not to let her
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    [Deleted User] rubbed off from friction Posts: 0 ✭✭✭
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  • Bwoahmizzee
    Bwoahmizzee Members Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭
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    sammm wrote: »
    Hi old Man :)

    lil fun size

    what's good hammy Sammy?
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  • king bloo
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    Plap Star wrote: »
    i aint talkin bout crackhead money stupid ?
    im talkin diddy money

    so, again... if some ballin ass mega millionaire ? came through like "I'll toss you a room in my mansion, free food, use of my Aston/Ferrari/Maserati, and spending money and all you gotta do is toss my salad every night ans suck me dry"

    you're saying that you would do this... right???



    faggotry at it's finest...
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  • Aquaf!nafloe
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    chicitylepio wrote: »
    letting precious ride ya face (as nasty as that sounds) is very hetero
    sucking a ? off very homosexual
    Guess u live that CREAM life (pun intended)

    so for 100 million dollars u wouldnt suc a mans ?
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  • Bwoahmizzee
    Bwoahmizzee Members Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭
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    this thread just took a sharp right turn down ? St.
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  • Aquaf!nafloe
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    king bloo wrote: »
    so, again... if some ballin ass mega millionaire ? came through like "I'll toss you a room in my mansion, free food, use of my Aston/Ferrari/Maserati, and spending money and all you gotta do is toss my salad every night ans suck me dry"

    you're saying that you would do this... right???



    faggotry at it's finest...

    and you wouldnt do it either...this needs to be taking to another thread lol
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  • Plop Star
    Plop Star Members Posts: 8,833 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    king bloo wrote: »
    so, again... if some ballin ass mega millionaire ? came through like "I'll toss you a room in my mansion, free food, use of my Aston/Ferrari/Maserati, and spending money and all you gotta do is toss my salad every night ans suck me dry"

    you're saying that you would do this... right???



    faggotry at it's finest...

    ? no thats too much
    only one time then after that i gotta ? him
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  • sammm
    sammm Members Posts: 1,139
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    Bwoahmizzee wrote: »
    lil fun size

    what's good hammy Sammy?

    Hey doll, nothing laying here being lazy.
    What have you been up to mr?
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  • fiat_money
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    Plap Star wrote: »
    if a ? offered you a hunded million to suck his ? you would be a damn fool not to take that opportunity...
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  • [Deleted User]
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  • Aquaf!nafloe
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    The Jamel wrote: »
    ? ... this ? is disgusting...

    plap you put way too much thought into this ? ...

    trying to put stipulations on whats ? .
    you 90's ? need father figures...

    u would suck the ?
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  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Plap Star wrote: »
    for the right amount
    not ? , just money hungry

    woooooow

    this may be 2011 version of "Im not ? , Im violent."
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  • Dakari
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    close this ? . its diamond and gettin ? .
    i'd ? sammm for the free tho
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  • Plop Star
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    The Jamel wrote: »
    ? ... this ? is disgusting...

    plap you put way too much thought into this ? ...

    trying to put stipulations on whats ? .
    you 90's ? need father figures...

    i been saying this for years
    100 million dollars to suck one ? , you wouldnt take it
    you would turn it down and go home and see the light bill on the counter
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  • FieldTripsToTheHood
    FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    when I left to go eat dinner this ? was ? pics and jokes now this?

    It's hard being hetero in 2011 for real doe.
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  • earth two superman
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    Plap Star wrote: »
    i been saying this for years
    100 million dollars to suck one ? , you wouldnt take it
    you would turn it down and go home and see the light bill on the counter

    and youd go home and see the therapy bills for the counseling you would need after swallowing some dudes shlong

    Plap wrote: »
    i sucked a ? for money. Am I ? ?

    Therapist wrote: »
    Well.....yeah. $5000 please. see you next week, every week for the next 20 yrs.
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  • king bloo
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    Plap Star wrote: »
    ? no thats too much
    only one time then after that i gotta ? him

    change yo tag to "Monetary ? ".

    one time is too many. Once you do it, you ? ? . How you look explaining that ? to the next chick you meet?

    chick - "damn plap, you got a nice ass crib, fly ass M3 and a Rapide, jewels and ? ... and you say it's all paid for???"
    Plap - "yup, so let's go hop in the jacuzzi and sip some more of this Krug"
    chick - "that's what's up baby! So, how did you get the money for all of this? What do you do for a living???!!!"
    Plap - "Aw ? , I sucked Diddy's ? for $2M, that's all"
    chick - "..."




    chick - "um, I gotta use the bathroom, excuse me for a minute"
    Plap - "Yeah, no doubt, handle that so we can get back to biz nahmean??? hahahaha yeah...."
    chick - (throws on clothes in a rush and bounces)
    Plap - "hey baby.... baaaabaaaay... where you at??? baby... where you go?"
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  • Plop Star
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    earth two superman wrote: »
    and youd go home and see the therapy bills for the counseling you would need after swallowing some dudes shlong

    but i can pay for it lol
    cash
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  • ShencotheMC
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    Yo real talk, some of this ish I'm reading got my face melting right now
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  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    wait whoa!!! wtf is goin on here??? who the hell set the gps destination to 134th ? ave.??? ok i finally heard the interview....

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    wow
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