The Official R.I.P. Ciara's Career Thread
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Why I was talking to my friend about this?
This chick had a spark when she came out. Now she just garbo.
Maybe those Hermaphrodite rumors did her in.
This chick had a spark when she came out. Now she just garbo.
Maybe those Hermaphrodite rumors did her in.
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That's what he gets for coming out with this song.
I'm a hater, and hood dudes won. -
i would still ? her like a wild stallion.
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wait, i almost forgot about her.... lol
50 snatched her up & i dont recall hearing anything hot from her again -
ugly ? is ugly
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Man....I thought she was dead....lol....but her last cd was actually alright...
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i would still ? her like a wild stallion.
Either ur hat is super small or you ? head is gigantic -
i dont think her career is over yet. or at least i hope it isnt. she was supposed to be the second coming of janet
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....donovan mcnabb would hit it. -
marie addams wrote: »i dont think her career is over yet. or at least i hope it isnt. she was supposed to be the second coming of janet
She is the future Pepa. -
mdizzle9000 wrote: »ugly ? is ugly
she kinda look like wanda sykes. -
she left jazze pha but her career stayed with him. talk about decision making ether
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Next to visit my tent was Ciara who had a busy night. She lost her Grammy, was not invited to present or perform, and sat all the way in the back far away from cameras, but she had a very important job as it was her duty to fold up the chairs and sweep and mop the Staples Center after the awards. I spoke with her right after she had literally dropped down low and swept the floor with it.
Beyonceitis: Hi Ciara. Congratulations on another Grammy loss. Where are your Voodoo braids tonight?
Ciara: I decided to switch it up for the Grammys. This is the most important night in my career.
Beyonceitis: Ciara you have one Grammy for popping and locking in Missy Elliot's video. Where do you keep your lonely, dusty ass Grammy?
Ciara: It fell of my coffee table and broke and is now being used as an ashtray.
Beyonceitis: What was your favorite moment of the Grammys?
Ciara: Definitely Pink's performance.
Beyonceitis: Why?
Ciara: Well, I love Pink. We have a lot in common. We're both fierce and talented performers, and we're both built like 9 year old boys.
Beyonceitis: I see. You had an amazingly horrible year in 2009. How do you plan to top it in 2010?
Ciara: Well I'm working on another pushed-back abortion of an album, and I'm reading scripts for my next straight-to-burned DVD movie. But really I couldn't fail as hard as I do without help. I have an amazing team of people around me who each play a big role in my failure. First I would like to thank my A&R people who send me incredibly weak and watered down tracks. I'd like to thank my stylist who always hooks me up. My stylist knows me so well, we have such a great relationship. I don't have to give her much direction, all I have to say is "Hey can you make me look like a damn fool?" and she sends over the most tacky and horrendous looking Rihanna-rejected outfits.
Beyonceitis: You also forgot to thank your fraudulent-ass publicists sending fake and exaggerated stories to blogs.
Ciara: What are you talking about?
Beyonceitis: Like you being Givenchy's muse? Gwarl please. There's no way in Citi Trendz hell that you are anybody's muse y'all are clearly trying to copy Beyonce's elationship with Mugler. And that ? about you being paid $2 million to perform anywhere in front of people.
Ciara: But that was true.
Beyonceitis: Super C-Section please. If I took all the money you ever made at every show you ever did in your life it would not equal $2 million. I hang out with Kelly Rowland and Brandy on a regular so I know how much Six Flags and the Montgomery Alabama Black ? Pride pays and it damn sure ain't $2 million.
Ciara: I really don't need this negativity I have limos to park.
http://wigcrypt.blogspot.com/
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She's always looked like she has a distinct, unique smell to me.
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Keri Hilson pretty much took her spot, and she tried to be something she is not (sexual). She should of just played the girl next door image instead of ? her self to Justin Timberlake.
Her bailing out on Jazee Pha came back to bite her. -
Next to visit my tent was Ciara who had a busy night. She lost her Grammy, was not invited to present or perform, and sat all the way in the back far away from cameras, but she had a very important job as it was her duty to fold up the chairs and sweep and mop the Staples Center after the awards. I spoke with her right after she had literally dropped down low and swept the floor with it.
Beyonceitis: Hi Ciara. Congratulations on another Grammy loss. Where are your Voodoo braids tonight?
Ciara: I decided to switch it up for the Grammys. This is the most important night in my career.
Beyonceitis: Ciara you have one Grammy for popping and locking in Missy Elliot's video. Where do you keep your lonely, dusty ass Grammy?
Ciara: It fell of my coffee table and broke and is now being used as an ashtray.
Beyonceitis: What was your favorite moment of the Grammys?
Ciara: Definitely Pink's performance.
Beyonceitis: Why?
Ciara: Well, I love Pink. We have a lot in common. We're both fierce and talented performers, and we're both built like 9 year old boys.
Beyonceitis: I see. You had an amazingly horrible year in 2009. How do you plan to top it in 2010?
Ciara: Well I'm working on another pushed-back abortion of an album, and I'm reading scripts for my next straight-to-burned DVD movie. But really I couldn't fail as hard as I do without help. I have an amazing team of people around me who each play a big role in my failure. First I would like to thank my A&R people who send me incredibly weak and watered down tracks. I'd like to thank my stylist who always hooks me up. My stylist knows me so well, we have such a great relationship. I don't have to give her much direction, all I have to say is "Hey can you make me look like a damn fool?" and she sends over the most tacky and horrendous looking Rihanna-rejected outfits.
Beyonceitis: You also forgot to thank your fraudulent-ass publicists sending fake and exaggerated stories to blogs.
Ciara: What are you talking about?
Beyonceitis: Like you being Givenchy's muse? Gwarl please. There's no way in Citi Trendz hell that you are anybody's muse y'all are clearly trying to copy Beyonce's elationship with Mugler. And that ? about you being paid $2 million to perform anywhere in front of people.
Ciara: But that was true.
Beyonceitis: Super C-Section please. If I took all the money you ever made at every show you ever did in your life it would not equal $2 million. I hang out with Kelly Rowland and Brandy on a regular so I know how much Six Flags and the Montgomery Alabama Black ? Pride pays and it damn sure ain't $2 million.
Ciara: I really don't need this negativity I have limos to park.
http://wigcrypt.blogspot.com/
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I always found this broad to be nothing special... Both musically and physically.
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jackthemack wrote: »Either ur hat is super small or you ? head is gigantic
big irish melon head. -
She's comin back hard this year! PLus what are y'all talkin about? she is HOT!
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lmao @ limos to park
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I've never really been a fan, but I just don't understand why she gets so much hate
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She's sexy but still forgettable. Two or three good tracks, that's all I know her for
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Goodies
1,2 Step
Oh
Promise
Like A Boy
great singles. she's working with tricky and the-dream for her next album so I'm sure the first single will be fire. -
? wit them kardashian sisters. ? wit them is like eating the apple of eden take one bite and you kicked out of paradise just ask lala and the twins from the movie atl
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supern0va_ wrote: »Goodies
1,2 Step
Oh
Promise
Like A Boy
great singles. she's working with tricky and the-dream for her next album so I'm sure the first single will be fire.
I like the tunes in bold, Oh especially is a sick tune. Thats all I really know her for. Any other tune from her would've just gone right over my head or I just wouldn't have heard it, plus she doesn't really strike me as that good a singer either. I dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8cKEa-Ln1w
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