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edited August 2011 in AKA Donkey
1. Don’t panic. You’re not the first person to get ? in their eye and you’re not likely to be the last unless sex toy companies suddenly come out with ? Splash Guards and they become all the rage.

Contrary to some myths, getting ? or sperm in a person’s eye does not in and of iteself cause blindness.



2. Rinse. You might want to rinse the affected eye or eyes with warm water (not hot water, and not too cold). ? clumps easily and quickly, and this may cause irritation, soreness, redness, burning, stinging or pain in your affected eye(s).



3. Avoid further irritation. If you normally wear contacts, you may want to remove your contacts and put your glasses on for a while until any irritation subsides.

Some people have found that using eye drops helps to reduce irritation. Try not to rub your eyes, which can cause further irritation.

4. Consider health issues.

It is theoretically possible to transmit infections (including ? ) from ? to a person’s partner if ? -infected ? gets in another person’s eye.


And according to a friend who is an ophthalmologist, it is also possible for more commonly transmitted infections such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, and ? lice to be spread this way (the spacing of the lashes closely approximate that of ? hair allowing the lice to thrive).

He notes that these infections can cause severe inflammation, itching, and discharge from the conjunctiva and in severe cases ulceration of the cornea.

But good news: these problems can also be treated by an ophthalmologist.

If you are not sure about your partner’s ? or other STI status, please ask him or insist that he get tested.


To be certain of your own status, you may want to tell your healthcare provider that ? got into your eye and ask about any appropriate or recommended follow-up testing or health considerations relevant to your personal health.

Similarly, if your affected eye(s) continue to be irritated, if they have discharge or if they crust, or if it’s very painful or you have any questions at all about your personal health, please check in with your healthcare provider.


5. Note to future self: play it safe. It’s very difficult for men to aim their ? as precisely as they may like and closing your eyes while letting your partner ? on your face is not always an effective safeguard against getting ? in your eye.

After all, the ? and sperm can still get in your eye through the corner of your eye.

Unless wearing protective goggles during sex play is your thing, you may want to use the “hand shield” move during hand jobs or oral sex, or ask for an early warning “I’m coming” signal so you have enough time to move your face away from the imminent expulsion.

Oh, and if you need a glimmer of hope: men’s ejaculatory thrust decreases with age and ultimately becomes more of a “dribble” than a whoosh.

That means that getting ? in one’s eye becomes much less common with men’s advanced age
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