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  • b@squ1@t redux
    b@squ1@t redux Members Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I sprayed raccoon ? on a girl that gave me ? while we were in the cafeteria
  • b@squ1@t redux
    b@squ1@t redux Members Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? walking around smelling like a pissy hallway. Dumped the left overs through the screen of her dorm room window. Broad day light nga
  • -Vincenzo-
    -Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭
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    LMAO what the ? are you trying to accomplish here?

    BAK always had a thing for ? and he also wasn't disinclined as far as i know, so i am a little confused by his statement.
  • b@squ1@t redux
    b@squ1@t redux Members Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    one starrin this ? right chea nga
  • BabyBugatti
    BabyBugatti Members Posts: 9,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I farted in a crowded elevator and asked the fine chick that works down the hall if she did that
    ive done that beforeeeeee, but to my friends.
    No I don't.

    Yes you do. Dont front for the public!
    -Vincenzo- wrote: »
    BAK always had a thing for ? and he also wasn't disinclined as far as i know, so i am a little confused by his statement.

    We had a child on the way.
  • p-tavern
    p-tavern Members Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Moreno.S wrote: »

    We had a child on the way.

    Yous kilted it then? Does a fetus ghost haunt you now? Or possibly a zygote ghost?

    Zyghost. I just invented that, so don't steal it ? .
  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    p-tavern wrote: »
    Yous kilted it then? Does a fetus ghost haunt you now? Or possibly a zygote ghost?

    Zyghost. I just invented that, so don't steal it ? .
    This thread has now produced something of value.

    Good ? .icon14.gif
  • jackthemack
    jackthemack Members Posts: 11,491 ✭✭✭
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    Jesus Christ you signed a confidentiality contract YOU ? ?
  • -Vincenzo-
    -Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭
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    thanks for savin mankind from something like this:

    sloth+goonies.jpg

    oh and ? there is someone that would like to have a word with you
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    you better chose the right jurisdiction for tappin that. not even johnnie cochran and "if it doesnt fit you must acquit" could get you out of this
  • garv
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    -Vincenzo- wrote: »
    thanks for savin mankind from something like this:

    sloth+goonies.jpg

    oh and ? there is someone that would like to have a word with you
    1284123330_chris-hansen-gif.gif

    you better chose the right jurisdiction for tappin that. not even johnnie cochran and "if it doesnt fit you must acquit" could get you out of this

    Shut up fool, your ? corny bruh.
  • game changer
    game changer Members Posts: 217
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    buy a naon for mee
  • -Vincenzo-
    -Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭
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    garv wrote: »
    Shut up fool, your ? corny bruh.

    haha not that ? garv again. and this is the donkey you supposed to be corny.

    lol @ ? comin to a thread like this and havin the nerve to call someone corny. what did you think would expect you when you clicked the thread title?!?
  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Vincenzo you wouldn't pelvic thrust pulverize Yorubak in the appropriate jurisdiction?

    Don't lie son.
  • BabyBugatti
    BabyBugatti Members Posts: 9,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    imma dye my whole hair red!..or plum.idk
  • -Vincenzo-
    -Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭
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    Vincenzo you wouldn't pelvic thrust pulverize Yorubak in the appropriate jurisdiction?

    Don't lie son.

    Lemme be honest wodee,

    I would bang her gluteus maximus employing my membrum virile until a callus forms.

    and i didn't think she was yoruba, thought girl was igbo
  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    -Vincenzo- wrote: »
    Lemme be honest wodee,

    I would bang her gluteus maximus employing my membrum virile until a callus forms.

    and i didn't think she was yoruba, thought girl was igbo

    She's technically Yoruba but she's basically like an Anglo drug taking junkie @ this point. Her cracka best friend has had a terrible influence on her mind. If I ever catch her strung out on the street I'll nurse her back to health then enslave her.
  • BabyBugatti
    BabyBugatti Members Posts: 9,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lol im done with drugs silly!
    On to like sex and ? MAYBAAYYYYYY *angel face*
    and why do people always think im igbo?
    Apparently im too good looking to be Yoruba FAK ORF?
    or even when they say oh whhaaat you full nigerian? REALLY? like you sure you aint ghanian? or like zambian?
    NO ? NO
  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You shouldn't give up on drugs so easily.

    It doesn't even seem like you've gotten a proper high yet.

    Such a waste.
  • -Vincenzo-
    -Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭
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    She's technically Yoruba but she's basically like an Anglo drug taking junkie @ this point. Her cracka best friend has had a terrible influence on her mind. If I ever catch her strung out on the street I'll nurse her back to health then enslave her.

    She might air you out in a book later and become rich off it. You know how these african girls in london get down, they don't take slavery too light-hearted. They are really some petty-minded folks...

    And the only drug little moreno is on is attention. She will say anything to get it from suckin ? while playing sizzla tunes, to claim she is takin drugs to sayin she will dye her hair red or plum 3 posts above.

    If you still wanna enslave her go ahead but make sure she brings her white friend with her.
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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Moreno.S wrote: »
    and why do people always think im igbo?
    Apparently im too good looking to be Yoruba FAK ORF?
    This is your line of reasoning? You're saying Yoruba's are typically challenge-faced and you're the exception? Shame on you. What an Anglo thought process you have.
  • -Vincenzo-
    -Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭
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    Moreno.S wrote: »
    lol im done with drugs silly!
    On to like sex and ? MAYBAAYYYYYY *angel face*
    and why do people always think im igbo?
    Apparently im too good looking to be Yoruba FAK ORF?
    or even when they say oh whhaaat you full nigerian? REALLY? like you sure you aint ghanian? or like zambian?
    NO ? NO

    Whoever asked this should be punched in the face. What an insult.




































































    To us.
  • BabyBugatti
    BabyBugatti Members Posts: 9,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fak you mate!
    Attention REALLY?
    kmt id rather say some more outlandish ish..like i met trey while in concert he ? me, i got preggo, forced to have an abortion or some'
    ? tel me red or plum?!
  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    -Vincenzo- wrote: »

    And the only drug little moreno is on is attention.

    DAMN so I'm peddling weight and serving this little ? :) aren't I?

    Let me get my act together.
    I'm not paid 4 this ?
  • -Vincenzo-
    -Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭
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    Moreno.S wrote: »
    fak you mate!
    Attention REALLY?
    kmt id rather say some more outlandish ish..like i met trey while in concert he ? me, i got preggo, forced to have an abortion or some'
    ? tel me red or plum?!

    plum you've been swag jackin this fenty chick for long enough. and trey doesn't go for plum chicks so no, try something else.

    and for the drug addiction -> drug pics or never happened
  • BabyBugatti
    BabyBugatti Members Posts: 9,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    why would i take piix of the act, i maybe silly,but i aint ? !
    also, ill most likely go red, only cos youll see it better outside of sunlight, its'll be sophisticated wine red, not like bright red, my skin too dark and im not ghetto enoughh for that issshh faammmm