Broke @ss Ni99as...volume 1
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Maalik
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I cant stand a broke ass ? . You know...who Im talkin about...everybody got a friend like that. The ? that dont got $2.37 on him but...always tryna go out. Always asking for ? smh.
Scenario 1:
[Drives to McDonalds]
Me: man...Im hungry as ? ...what yall ? gettin???
Friend 1: I want an Angus Burger...them ? is good as hell
Friend 2: Ayo...yall paying??? man yall got me???...I dont get paid til next week
Me & Friend 1: [Shaq Face]
Friend 2: Yall gone do your boy like that?? Man..I wouldnt do yall like that...cmon man...im hungry man...hook me up
Me & Friend 1: Two Angus Burgers Please... [Eats Food, Disregards Friend 2]
Scenario 2:
[College Campus / High School]
Friend 1: Ayo...man you got 5 dollars??
Me: Nah man...I dont
Friend 1: Cmon man...I just seen you buy some food, I know you got some money, how you gonna play your boy like that...I'll give it back tomorrow...i got you
Me: Dawg...I gave you 5 dollars last week, 10 dollars the week before that & you aint paid me back yet
Friend 1: You know im good for it...hook your boy up [Thinking: I thought he wouldve forgot about that ? by now]
Me: [Walks Away]
Scenario 1:
[Drives to McDonalds]
Me: man...Im hungry as ? ...what yall ? gettin???
Friend 1: I want an Angus Burger...them ? is good as hell
Friend 2: Ayo...yall paying??? man yall got me???...I dont get paid til next week
Me & Friend 1: [Shaq Face]
Friend 2: Yall gone do your boy like that?? Man..I wouldnt do yall like that...cmon man...im hungry man...hook me up
Me & Friend 1: Two Angus Burgers Please... [Eats Food, Disregards Friend 2]
Scenario 2:
[College Campus / High School]
Friend 1: Ayo...man you got 5 dollars??
Me: Nah man...I dont
Friend 1: Cmon man...I just seen you buy some food, I know you got some money, how you gonna play your boy like that...I'll give it back tomorrow...i got you
Me: Dawg...I gave you 5 dollars last week, 10 dollars the week before that & you aint paid me back yet
Friend 1: You know im good for it...hook your boy up [Thinking: I thought he wouldve forgot about that ? by now]
Me: [Walks Away]
Comments
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LMAO!!! Eight dollars....! This ? talkin' bout Eight dollars.....! -
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The Prime Minister wrote: »
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If someone dont got it that day we cover for each other and pay back on the get back.. but when someone is a leach and ask.. and ask.. i can see how that ? can irk a person.
Sidebar.. WTF Michael Knight in his old ass Abraham Lincoln tux... -
I don't mind someone being short until payday...its the begging thats hard to take. Its just awkward
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didn't you make this thread before
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Most people are broke these days. I don't really do ? that cost too much anyway.
Smoke herb, drink some beer, cards, dominoes, barbecue, etc...
Broke ? don't bother me nearly as much as the fake ass pseudo ballers always judging folks.
fake ass ? in general. :td -
? I'll come out and say it.. that was me in middle school and 9th/10th grade (til I got a job). It ain't like my parents kept me broke, I just couldn't save for ? . I must owe my ? over 300 dollars worth of lunches and snacks lmao
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The Prime Minister wrote: »Most people are broke these days. I don't really do ? that cost too much anyway.
Smoke herb, drink some beer, cards, dominoes, barbecue, etc...
Broke ? don't bother me nearly as much as the fake ass pseudo ballers always judging folks.
fake ass ? in general. :td
cosign the bolded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUja5o5Uyow
