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af.r.i.c.a.
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edited May 2010 in From the Cheap Seats
in this thread you will be aloud to roast any athlete who you dislike or believe has no purpose being a pro let the festivities begin...
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  • will grimey
    will grimey Members Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm beefing wit the 1st cat that hates on Ollie......
  • af.r.i.c.a.
    af.r.i.c.a. Members Posts: 9,338 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • radaman
    radaman Members Posts: 11,912 ✭✭✭
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    I hate that purple ass Luol Deng.... What an ugly ? man...
  • CJ
    CJ Members Posts: 15,312 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    ? Kobe and LeBron
  • CJ
    CJ Members Posts: 15,312 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm beefing wit the 1st cat that hates on Ollie......

    word........Olliest must unite
  • tru_m.a.c
    tru_m.a.c Members Posts: 9,091 ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Man ? it:

    I'ma continue my tirade against Juwan Howard and Grant Hill.

    I think there should be a rule in the NBA as of today. If you played with Jordan before his Wizards years, you ARE REQUIRED TO RETIRE.
  • af.r.i.c.a.
    af.r.i.c.a. Members Posts: 9,338 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    tru_m.a.c wrote: »
    Man ? it:

    I'ma continue my tirade against Juwan Howard and Grant Hill.

    I think there should be a rule in the NBA as of today. If you played with Jordan before his Wizards years, you ARE REQUIRED TO RETIRE.

    awwwww hate hate hate hate
  • radaman
    radaman Members Posts: 11,912 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Luke Waltons game is straight ass cheeks... Nh
  • af.r.i.c.a.
    af.r.i.c.a. Members Posts: 9,338 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? Grant Hill and all ? his parents for not aborting him when they had the chance this muthafuka sat on the bench taking up half of Orlandos cap while forcing me to suffer through season after season first round exits and now he wanna get all healthy and ? ...... ? YOU GRANT i hope all the bad things in the world happen to you and only you
  • toheeb27
    toheeb27 Members Posts: 10,049 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    radaman wrote: »
    Luke Waltons game is straight ass cheeks... Nh

    Truer words have never been spoken.
  • radaman
    radaman Members Posts: 11,912 ✭✭✭
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    ? Grant Hill and all ? his parents for not aborting him when they had the chance this muthafuka sat on the bench taking up half of Orlandos cap while forcing me to suffer through season after season first round exits and now he wanna get all healthy and ? ...... ? YOU GRANT i hope all the bad things in the world happen to you and only you

    Lol that ? made every penny of that 90 mil...
  • one_manshow
    one_manshow Members Posts: 4,591 ✭✭✭✭
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    ? that ? Channing Frye and his down syndrome lookin self....


    cfdrunk21.jpg
  • 5th Letter
    5th Letter Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 37,068 Regulator
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    tru_m.a.c wrote: »
    Man ? it:

    I'ma continue my tirade against Juwan Howard and Grant Hill.

    I think there should be a rule in the NBA as of today. If you played with Jordan before his Wizards years, you ARE REQUIRED TO RETIRE.

    That includes

    Tim Duncan
    Kobe Bryant
    Ray Allen
    Shaq
    Jerry Stackhouse
    Jason Kidd
    Steve Nash
    Chauncey Billups
    Jermaine O'Neal
    Rasheed Wallace
    Kevin Garnett
    Derek Fisher
    Ben Wallace
    Big Z
    Tracy McGrady

    Plus whoever else I'm forgetting
  • CJ
    CJ Members Posts: 15,312 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? that ? Channing Frye and his down syndrome lookin self....


    cfdrunk21.jpg

    lmao..........
  • CJ
    CJ Members Posts: 15,312 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    jamacia wrote: »
    That includes

    Tim Duncan
    Kobe Bryant
    Ray Allen
    Shaq
    Jerry Stackhouse
    Jason Kidd
    Steve Nash
    Chauncey Billups
    Jermaine O'Neal
    Rasheed Wallace
    Kevin Garnett
    Derek Fisher
    Ben Wallace
    Big Z
    Tracy McGrady

    Plus whoever else I'm forgetting

    Derek fisher really does need to retire..........
  • G.R.I.P. Money $$$
    G.R.I.P. Money $$$ Members Posts: 18,939 ✭✭✭
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    ayo, ? KOBE ol ? ass ? ...

    ? DEREK FISHER, i hope russell westbrook make dis ? dislocate his knees...

    and ? LOUIS AMUNDSON/ANDERSON VAREJAO ol wacc ass, garbitch ass ? ..
  • Darius
    Darius Members Posts: 22,649 ✭✭✭✭
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    How Armon Gilliam's incline-planed haircut ass ever played in this league is beyond me
  • Darius
    Darius Members Posts: 22,649 ✭✭✭✭
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    Memba that dude who was driving ? and wrecked into another car and it turned out he was jacking off while watching porn while driving. He committed suicide years later. ? his forever remain nameless ass. But nah, what's his name?
  • peagle05
    peagle05 Members Posts: 25,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    yo ? that ? jared jeffries...? always got that dumb look on his face..me and my ? call him "Huh?" because thats what this ? looks like he's about to say
  • Dick Shitman
    Dick Shitman Members Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭
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    i wish ill will on shaquille o'neal

    i wasnt tryna rhyme...i really hope something awful happens to that ?
  • af.r.i.c.a.
    af.r.i.c.a. Members Posts: 9,338 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i would like to add Paul Pierce and Anderson Sideshow Bob Verejao to the list. ? always wanna hit the deck instead of manning up i hope a real injury occurs to these Emmy award nominated ? and there careers come to an end after a collision between them during game on of the finals
  • zoomzoomp5
    zoomzoomp5 Members Posts: 609 ✭✭✭
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    Paul Pierce, why dont you click your heels together three times...
  • Meet The Sniper
    Meet The Sniper Members Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭
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    ? Shitman wrote: »
    i wish ill will on shaquille o'neal

    i wasnt tryna rhyme...i really hope something awful happens to that ?

    beef-porterhouse.jpg


    ? Tom Brady. Go suck off some more referees so they can make it illegal in 3 states for Terrell Suggs to even think about sacking you. Tyrna-turn-the-league-to-2-hand-touch ass ? .

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  • txboi_09
    txboi_09 Members Posts: 2,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? tim Tebow Ol I got drafted because Im an oustanding human being and not based on my talent ass ? . ? outta here dont nobody want to keep hearing about all the dam miracles that hes performed according to ESPN. ALso who the ? wheres matching shirts with another man, that ? is unacceptable and the Denver Broncos should consider cutting him due to that ? ? .
  • will grimey
    will grimey Members Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    ? Kobe for what he did to the Lakers
    ? Jordan for making me lose money(yeah I bet against that ? , Suns was s'posed to win!)
    ? Phil Jackson for gettin praised as the GOAT when he always had atleast 2 of the top 200 players ever on his teams
    ? Magic for not being in the league atleast 10 extra seasons. There will NEVER be another you no matter how hard they try ? ...
    ? those non-callin ass refs
    ? the NBA for ruining the careers of %75 of the players drafted out of high school...They should've went to college...(Spinoff in the making)
    ? every player that played for Duke...You too Redick..