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shootemwon
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I guess most of the posters around here won't even know about sensei at this point. Ya'll have no idea how devastating it would be to him to know that most of Donkey has no idea who he is.
Senseispab was a British poster who aimed tirelessly to gain the approval of his fellow posters in 2004 - 2006. He initially got a little bit of respect due to his name, because everyone thought he was an Asian dude with mad kung fu skills, and kung fu is kind of cool. Then we all found out he's a white guy from London and no one ever respected him again.
Sensei was constantly seeking the attention and approval of iconic poster "gambino34", and constantly following the teachings of Gambino's "3 AM Crew", which instructed him on how he must conduct himself to be considered a "powerful poster". For fun, a few 3AMers even humored Sensei, telling him he was on the right path to being a powerful poster.
The best part of the Sensei story is well remembered by Gambino. One night, Senseispab contacted Gambino on AIM, stating that he had just returned from the "pub"(bar) and "just wanted to break the ice". Gambino recalled wondering what type of man contacts an online stranger to "break the ice" and furthermore, why Sensei seemingly had to drink to work up the courage to send an instant message. Was he sitting at the pub, sipping his beer, saying to himself "tonight is the night"?
At any rate, sensei's hero quickly published a screenshot of this embarrassing encounter in Donkey, instantly ending all doubt that Sensei is indeed a lame.
Later on, a bunch of Australians showed up in Donkey and sensei tried to fight them off and ended up getting ethered by all of them.
Sonned by Australians, lol.
Senseispab was a British poster who aimed tirelessly to gain the approval of his fellow posters in 2004 - 2006. He initially got a little bit of respect due to his name, because everyone thought he was an Asian dude with mad kung fu skills, and kung fu is kind of cool. Then we all found out he's a white guy from London and no one ever respected him again.
Sensei was constantly seeking the attention and approval of iconic poster "gambino34", and constantly following the teachings of Gambino's "3 AM Crew", which instructed him on how he must conduct himself to be considered a "powerful poster". For fun, a few 3AMers even humored Sensei, telling him he was on the right path to being a powerful poster.
The best part of the Sensei story is well remembered by Gambino. One night, Senseispab contacted Gambino on AIM, stating that he had just returned from the "pub"(bar) and "just wanted to break the ice". Gambino recalled wondering what type of man contacts an online stranger to "break the ice" and furthermore, why Sensei seemingly had to drink to work up the courage to send an instant message. Was he sitting at the pub, sipping his beer, saying to himself "tonight is the night"?
At any rate, sensei's hero quickly published a screenshot of this embarrassing encounter in Donkey, instantly ending all doubt that Sensei is indeed a lame.
Later on, a bunch of Australians showed up in Donkey and sensei tried to fight them off and ended up getting ethered by all of them.
Sonned by Australians, lol.
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australian sonning causes the most UV damage
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i thought he was asain too
he posted a lil while ago in the welcome back LiNG thread so i guess he still lurks -
b@squ1@t redux wrote: »australian sonning causes the most UV damage
Yeah man, people would be surprised. I got no idea what happened to any of those Aussies, but those guys could actually deliver some serious ether. Before they showed up on this board I had no idea how gully Australians could be.
Shout out to the real aussies, straitup, sh0e-string, and steve. -
i thought he was asain too
he posted a lil while ago in the welcome back LiNG thread so i guess he still lurks
Yo who are you? Sensei does make cameos now and then both on forums and on AIM, but he scurries away before anyone can son him further. -
i would definately respect a sensei, i can see how one could be fooled
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Shout out to straitup
He was a weird ass wigga -
shootemwon wrote: »Yo who are you?
what do you mean? -
interesting story
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Wasn't he devastated when Gambino told him there was no such thing as powerful posting lmao.
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biggyboy_karl wrote: »
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lmao damn he looks ? as hell -
? I'm old. I actually remember that ? sn. I just didn't know he got ethered so badly. Haha. Damn.
Ayo, ya'll should do a 30 for 30 style IC History thread every week to make sure that all this IC history never goes to waste. I was an exclusive RTM poster back in the day, so even when I was on this site, before my hiatus, I only saw a select few exposures, ethers, and sonnings..... -
rofl @ the "english traits" diss
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Sociopath Tendencies wrote: »Interestingly enough Matt actually had one of sensei's old avs that was from some movie that i never watched so I don't remember the name of it. Sensei would be so happy that i remembered and recognized him by an av.
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yeah, its from Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas...its a classic movie that most white people or anyone associated with drugs has watched many times.
whoever this cat was probably never saw the movie or did drugs, he just used to to make it look like he knew about it. -
*rates thread 5 stars*
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yeah, its from Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas...its a classic movie that most white people or anyone associated with drugs has watched many times.
whoever this cat was probably never saw the movie or did drugs, he just used to to make it look like he knew about it.
I still have not seen this movie and my friends are on the verge of killing me because of that. -
Sunflowa Seeds wrote: »I still have not seen this movie and my friends are on the verge of killing me because of that.
i don't want to set expectations sayings its some super great movie, but its just one I think people should watch. Especially if you've taken some of the things they take in the movie. -
i don't want to set expectations sayings its some super great movie, but its just one I think people should watch. Especially if you've taken some of the things they take in the movie.
The portrayal of some of the drugs is kind of interesting but other than that the movie sucks. -
I never liked that posin ass Sensei ?
Gambino Is the GOAT nh n/dr -
I never liked that posin ass Sensei ?
Gambino Is the GOAT nh n/dr
You posted on TISH? -
shootemwon wrote: »The portrayal of some of the drugs is kind of interesting but other than that the movie sucks.
compared to the book, you are correct -
Sunflowa Seeds wrote: »You posted on TISH?
? who is you?
Next time direct your question through another member when you need to communicate to me. -
? who is you?
Next time direct your question through another member when you need to communicate to me.
IIIiiiiiiiight
Yo Pls who is iamkang? -
Sunflowa Seeds wrote: »Yo Pls who is iamkang?
He is me. I is him. -
Ok thanks :tu
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lmao @ the alias wit the . on the end
