So can we start a corny pick up line thread up?

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Truerap Members Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭

September 2011 edited September 2011
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pico rivera wrote: »

this thread had potential.......

derpppppppp

? yourself>

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September 2011 edited September 2011
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Damn girl!! you thicker than a jar of peanut butter in the freezer

hey angel, are you ok? cause you must be in pain after falling from all the way up in heaven.

hey girl you must be from Tennessee? cause you the only 10 I see.

Hey sexy did you here about that earthquake?
(no, what earthquake)
The one you just gave me when I first laid eyes on you. Cause you got me all shook up!

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September 2011 edited September 2011
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Hey.. Can i have your autograph?

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September 2011 edited September 2011
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Excuse me but I lost my phone number, may I borrow yours?

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Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭

September 2011 edited September 2011
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"I just ? my pants, can I have your phone number?"

"I need some adderal, cause I wanna study your body."

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September 2011 edited September 2011
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Los216 wrote: »

If girls were boogers I'd pick you first

this joint got me dyin

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September 2011 edited September 2011
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ktulus wackness ruined the thread

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September 2011 edited September 2011
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay baby, If McDonalds named a burger after you I would drink yo bath water!"

^^^ would confuse the ? outta her, follow it up with "gimmie yo number" and hand her a pen.

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-Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭

October 2011 edited October 2011
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I wanna bag you like some groceries.

You got something on your chest: my eyes

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

the fresh prince owns this thread...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4BJ9B1lrw

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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Ey girl....you eat healfy?...CUZ I'M TRYNA TOSS DAT SALAD, NAAAHMEAN?!

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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"? let me ? ."

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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I wanna do the opposite of the holocaust to you. Can I have your number?

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Idi Amin Dada Members Posts: 3,192 ✭✭

October 2011 edited October 2011
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Ey baby, you need a towel?...cuz I know you wet right now.

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I think those jeans over there are better, can I talk you outta yours?

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?....... Enough to break the ice.."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-aQLHXNG8

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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hey girl you should be arrested, because you just stole my heart.

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-Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭

October 2011 edited October 2011
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"Is your daddy a pirate?"

- "Why?"

"You could have fooled me with ? like that."

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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-Vincenzo- wrote: »

"Is your daddy a pirate?"

- "Why?"

"You could have fooled me with ? like that."

This question would probably be extra effective on a Somali chick.

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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"I would drag my ? through a mile of broken glass just to hear you ? through a walkie talkie"

Cenzo proved, works every time!

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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"I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus taday, and your name was included."

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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@My_nameaintearl wrote: »

is your refrigerator running? well you better catch it. plus im gonna need you to pop that ? for a goon, ?

Lol, this one and all the ones you entered before this got me cracking the ? up

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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GIRL YOU MUST BE A HACKER, CAUSE UR ALL IC... get it!

(that ? was lame)

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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PUPU_IZ_DRO wrote: »

GIRL YOU MUST BE A HACKER, CAUSE UR ALL IC... get it!

(that ? was lame)

and sig worthy

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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"I think I'm Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman."

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October 2011 edited October 2011
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Are your parents treacherous and unsafe roadways?
Cause them curves are dangerous

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