Flies/True Realization That The Internet Is Not Real

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SunflowaSeeds
SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 2011 in AKA Donkey
So I'm cruising down the highway the other week listening to the new Rihanna song that goes "Cheers to the freakin weekend, drink to that, yeaaaEEEyeeeaahhh... oOoOoOo let the Jameson sink in..." I was not listening to the radio, I had the iPod on because I downloaded that song and put it on my iPod, you mad? Anyway, I'm singing along to the song not paying attention to anything else but the road ahead. I go to pick up my already open can of Dr Pepper and as I take a sip without looking at the can, I feel something in my mouth that is not liquid nh. It was a ? fly, a bug, an insect. I know this for a fact because as I spit it out, I watched the bug fly away from my face and out the window. So I proceed to swerve on the highway while doing about 75 and I can hear the blaring of the horn from the car behind me as he almost hit me. My life flashes before my eyes and suddenly I have this epiphany... Nothing anyone says to me on these internets could never be as real as what just happened. I could die any second just because a stupid little miniscule insect wants a taste of my delicious Dr. Pepper.

Moral of the story: Some of you posters need to hit bottom like I did before you realize that this place is just entertainment and life is too short to be pathetic while here.

2nd moral of the story: Don't drink open containers while driving.
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    I don't care if this thread gets zero replies by the way. I needed to get it off my chest... breast reduction.
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Johnny Green VI wrote: »
    You drank the Dr. Pepper after the fly was in it, right?

    Yes, the fly had crept into the can without my knowledge.
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  • it's me bi***es
    it's me bi***es Members Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    Thats what u get for drikin dr.pepper! Woat...
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    Oh ? and here's the kicker... soda was brand new. Just ? bought it. And you posters think YOU can affect me more than a fly?
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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    Break that ? up. One word per line.
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    mostvigorousone wrote: »
    Break that ? up. One word per line.

    So
    I'm
    cruisin
    down
    the
    highway
    the
    other
    week
    listening
    to
    the
    new Rihanna song that goes "Cheers to the freakin weekend, drink to that, yeaaaEEEyeeeaahhh... oOoOoOo let the Jameson sink in..." I was not listening to the radio, I had the iPod on because I downloaded that song and put it on my iPod, you mad? Anyway, I'm singing along to the song not paying attention to anything else but the road ahead. I go to pick up my already open can of Dr Pepper and as I take a sip without looking at the can, I feel something in my mouth that is not liquid nh. It was a ? fly, a bug, an insect. I know this for a fact because as I spit it out, I watched the bug fly away from my face and out the window. So I proceed to swerve on the highway while doing about 75 and I can hear the blaring of the horn from the car behind me as he almost hit me. My life flashes before my eyes and suddenly I have this epiphany... Nothing anyone says to me on these internets could never be as real as what just happened. I could die any second just because a stupid little miniscule insect wants a taste of my delicious Dr. Pepper.

    Moral of the story: Some of you posters need to hit bottom like I did before you realize that this place is just entertainment and life is too short to be pathetic while here.

    2nd moral of the story: Don't drink open containers while driving.


    Way too ? lazy    .
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    fly ass fly yo...
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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    I got to "the."

    ? is all a blur from there.
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  • blank..
    blank.. Members Posts: 7,586 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    Insomniac I apologize again for beefing with you some time ago.

    I realize your a genuinly honest person.

    Again, like I buried the hatchet with brother Riddle, I will do the same here.

    Apologies sincerely, cuzzy.
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    blank.. wrote: »
    Insomniac I apologize again for beefing with you some time ago.

    I realize your a genuinly honest person.

    Again, like I buried the hatchet with brother Riddle, I will do the same here.

    Apologies sincerely, cuzzy.

    I put our differences behind me a while ago bro nh
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  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    edited September 2011
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    nice moral to your story


    sorry you had a bug in your mouth :(
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  • Bwoahmizzee
    Bwoahmizzee Members Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    didn't Seedz and Blank already make up?

    maybe I'm getting confused

    alot of ? happens here
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    [Deleted User] rubbed off from friction Posts: 0 ✭✭✭
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  • Pond Scum
    Pond Scum Members Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    crashing a car while drinking from a can has to be the second worst kinda car crash to live through. only thing worse is if it was a snapple bottle.
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Word, I'm preparing to use this smart (smart by hoes' standards), slim (slim by my standards), hoe with a nice ass (nice by Sir-Mix-A-Lot's standards); and that ass was so phat, ? was an anomaly. So I'm vetting this hoe, trying to see how that ass grew throughout the years; and it turns out, this ass isn't on the internet.

    Now, I have pretty good search skills when it comes to this kind of ? ; which makes the fact that I couldn't find that ass amazing.


    So yeh, the internet is not real, nor has it ever been real.


    Or it just means I couldn't find it.

    Couldn't find dat ass.
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  • FieldTripsToTheHood
    FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    why you speeding though?
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    The Jamel wrote: »
    what if it laid maggots in your drink tho?

    did you finish the drink?

    Dr. pepper >>>>>> coke, pepsi Mountain Dew

    Did I finished the drink? DID I FINISH THE DRINK???
    DID I FINISH THE DRINK?!?!?!?!!?!?

    Pshhhhhhhhh
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    FieldTripsToTheHood wrote: »
    why you speeding though?

    I do not consider 75 on a highway to be speeding.
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    The Jamel wrote: »
    that fly's gangsta was too much for you, how you let that ? fly out your mouth?
    should have slapped it.

    Yo and when it flew out it dipped out the window with the quickness.
    Crazy ass sneak attack.

    Fly is realer than the internet could ever be.
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
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    Mikko_ wrote: »
    I had a similar, disgusting ? incident with one of those Iraqi flies....so I know it's possible:/
    Are these comparable to North American flies?
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mikko_ wrote: »
    Similar but much more aggressive, and for some reason when you ? them they are full of blood *shudders*
    Interesting. That "blood" is actually from their eyes. Fly "blood" isn't red, and it's not really blood to begin with.
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Word, there's red colored stuff in fly eyes, so that's usually where the red liquid comes from.
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