Things that happen in movies/TV that will never happen in the real world
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People in movies walk out and dont lock they front door.
Or walk in without using a key, meaning they door was open the whole time.
Appear to be fast asleep however when they wake up they look anything but sleepy.
If theres two people in a car in a movie, the driver will look at the passenger for as long as 10 seconds without looking at the road, and still not crash.
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Or walk in without using a key, meaning they door was open the whole time.
Appear to be fast asleep however when they wake up they look anything but sleepy.
If theres two people in a car in a movie, the driver will look at the passenger for as long as 10 seconds without looking at the road, and still not crash.
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During phone conversations, one person hangs up and the dial tone immediately kicks in.
Any computer functions involving upload/download happen instantaneously, no waiting periods. -
? spinning coins and ? and the coin dont neva stop spinning....wtf yo
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too many to name......
the cops always showing up after the scene clears, they just had an epic shootout for 20 mins and the boys aint roll up yet?!?!
During Transformers 3 The chick never looks disheveled, no dirt, no blood, not a hair outta place, she was running from robots in like 6 in heels LOL my girl was all over that ? (happens in a lotta movies too)
Cell phone either never has service or has no battery
DNA results and finger prints in a matter of seconds
a car hits another car going 30 mph and both cars explode, yet Will Smith can drive a car off a bridge and get it hit with a 1000 rounds of ammo and it'll still cruise on the highway
serial killers magically teleporting infront/behind their victims
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Finding a parking spot in front of your building in NYC, hell nah.
People hanging for any length of time off a building or any structure for that matter, hell nah. -
two bad ass cars transforming into battling alien robots and beating the ? outta eachother
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explosions blowing people away from the blast zone and not incinerating them
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Sophia Vigara letting me beat off in front of her.
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everytime you drink something from a cup out of a straw you get the slurping noise...
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Two people ? , the scene cuts to waking up and some how the girl always has their bra on or panties sometimes its both.. like wtf I never smashed any chick in a bed and not had her get fully naked ... And if we waking up it certainly was no quickie. Even then panties are getting removed.
Or when they wake up and the dude could be getting dressed but the girl will sit up in bed with the sheets covering her up as they talk.. I applaud every show or movie that doesn't do either of these. -
Two people ? , the scene cuts to waking up and some how the girl always has their bra on or panties sometimes its both.. like wtf I never smashed any chick in a bed and not had her get fully naked ... And if we waking up it certainly was no quickie. Even then panties are getting removed.
Or when they wake up and the dude could be getting dressed but the girl will sit up in bed with the sheets covering her up as they talk.. I applaud every show or movie that doesn't do either of these. -
lawyers & court in general being full of life
when someone gets punched straight on it never phases the punchee or the puncher
guns never having any kickback -
atribecalledgabi wrote: »lawyers & court in general being full of life
when someone gets punched straight on it never phases the punchee or the puncher
guns never having any kickback
C/S. ? be fighting for 5 minutes straight throwing each other into walls, cars. Getting punched in the face numerous times and none of their teeth ever falling out. -
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real ? ? ...lol
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Two people ? , the scene cuts to waking up and some how the girl always has their bra on or panties sometimes its both.. like wtf I never smashed any chick in a bed and not had her get fully naked ... And if we waking up it certainly was no quickie. Even then panties are getting removed.
Or when they wake up and the dude could be getting dressed but the girl will sit up in bed with the sheets covering her up as they talk.. I applaud every show or movie that doesn't do either of these.
everytime I see this ? in a movie I say out loud "What's the point of putting the woman covering herself up. He's already seen her naked if they ? ...just be real and show her ? " lol -
when people play video games in a movie, they shake the controllers, push all the buttons at once and wiggle them up and down like they having a rick ross seizure
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A guy and girl wake up in the morning and start talking and kissing eachother before one of them gets up. I guess in movies theres no such thing as morning breath.
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earth two superman wrote: »when people play video games in a movie, they shake the controllers, push all the buttons at once and wiggle them up and down like they having a rick ross seizure
Remind me of that scene in Menace where Kaine playing that boxing game with the lil kid.
If you go back and watch it, it appears as though Kaine is literally having an epileptic seizure and has no control over the controller, all he is actually really doing is banging on it with his hands. -
Hair not moving while driving in a convertible on the freeway, or action movies where people are running on top of fast moving vehicles with no problem.
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People walking into rooms and sitting/sleeping on beds with shoes on.
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Walking from one side of town to the other in minutes. They had a Chicago base show where dude walked from the Sears Tower to Buckingham Fountain in 10 minutes, that ? is no way near possible, even in a cab. Sears Tower is west and BF is east on the LSD
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ugly ppl who r rellly fine if u do something like take off they glasses and fix they hair...........(thats like every 80's movie)
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A fight scene where its one person fighting against a dozen other people. Theres ALWAYS one or more guys just standing there while the one guy takes out someone when they couldve easily hit dude on the back of his head or something.
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LOL I know what you meanugly ppl who r rellly fine if u do something like take off they glasses and fix they hair...........(thats like every 80's movie) -
A gun that normally holds like 16 rounds... some how has like 36 rounds in it...no one ever runs out of ammo till the final battle
Bruce LeRoy catchin bullets with his teeth LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhxbYTMNMxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHgYOlSyXk
