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Maximus Rex
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You've been ? with Jada Fire since she had braces.
You remember when your favorite ? girl came into the game and has now retired.
You started buying ? movies when they were on VHS, and you had to recop the tape because the media changed.
You remember when Carmen Hayes only had the "teaz" tat on her left breast.
There were hardly any movies that cartered to the Hispanic population.
You remember when Pinky was slimmer and hotter.
You remember when Lacey Duvalle was that cute nasty little girl who looked like she was a junior in high school, as opposed to the porn ? she is now.
Porn has densensitized to certain sexual acts e.g. ass eatig or ? .
You started buying other genres of ? movies, such as girl & dog tapes, ? tapes, fat girl tapes, ? tapes, bonadge tapes.
You remember how Ed Power ? Debuntantes series changed the game.
You remember when they stopped putting that dumb wackass music in ? scenes.
You remember when the ? Talk series was in single digits.
Finally, you known you've bought too much porn when you've bought one of those four hour complilation tapes, and in that tape you recongize a scene from a tape that you already own.
You remember when your favorite ? girl came into the game and has now retired.
You started buying ? movies when they were on VHS, and you had to recop the tape because the media changed.
You remember when Carmen Hayes only had the "teaz" tat on her left breast.
There were hardly any movies that cartered to the Hispanic population.
You remember when Pinky was slimmer and hotter.
You remember when Lacey Duvalle was that cute nasty little girl who looked like she was a junior in high school, as opposed to the porn ? she is now.
Porn has densensitized to certain sexual acts e.g. ass eatig or ? .
You started buying other genres of ? movies, such as girl & dog tapes, ? tapes, fat girl tapes, ? tapes, bonadge tapes.
You remember how Ed Power ? Debuntantes series changed the game.
You remember when they stopped putting that dumb wackass music in ? scenes.
You remember when the ? Talk series was in single digits.
Finally, you known you've bought too much porn when you've bought one of those four hour complilation tapes, and in that tape you recongize a scene from a tape that you already own.
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Maximus Rex wrote: »You've been ? with Jada Fire since she had braces.
You're you remember when your favorite ? girl came into the game and has now retired.
You started buying ? movies when they were on VHS, and you had to recop the tape because the media changed.
You remember when Carmen Hayes only had the "teaz" tat on her left breast.
There were hardly any movies that cartered to the Hispanic population.
You remember when Pinky was silimmer and hotter.
You remember when Lacey Duvalle was that cute nasty little girl who looked like she was a junior in high school, as opposed to the porn ? she is now.
Porn has densensitized to certain sexual acts e.g. ass eatig or ? .
You started buying other genres of ? movies such as girl & dog tapes, ? tapes, fat girl tapes, ? tapes, bonadge tapes.
You remember how Ed Power ? Debuntantes series changed the game.
You remember when they stopped putting that dumb wack music in ? scenes.
You remember when the ? Talk series was in single digits.
Finally you known you've bought too much porn when you've bought one of those four hour complilation tapes, and in that tape you recongize a scene from a tape that you've already own.
lmao, this ? buggin -
Lol That ? spreading peanut butter on his ? now and heading out to the dog park shortly thereafter :tdlmao, this ? buggin
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Maximus Rex wrote: »You've been ? with Jada Fire since she had braces.
You started buying ? movies when they were on VHS, and you had to recop the tape because the media changed.
You remember when Pinky was silimmer and hotter.
You remember when Lacey Duvalle was that cute nasty little girl who looked like she was a junior in high school, as opposed to the porn ? she is now.
Porn has densensitized to certain sexual acts e.g. ass eatig or ? .
You remember when the ? Talk series was in single digits.
Finally you known you've bought too much porn when you've bought one of those four hour complilation tapes, and in that tape you recongize a scene from a tape that you've already own.
guilty...............except the bought part............ive never paid for porn in my life -
Lol That ? spreading peanut butter on his ? now and heading out to the dog park shortly thereafter :td
? prolly had the peanut butter on in his avi pic -
you remember Caramel b4 the ?
you wonder why the ? that ? Weed is still in the game
you got a movie book, and a porn book
you dont have any more answers cuz t/s took them all -
you search by producer
you've had a rude page for 4 yrs and have not uploaded one video -
you keep checking the ? movies thread to see if you missed anything smh
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I remember them 4 hour complication joints
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HAF BAYKED wrote: »you keep checking the ? movies thread to see if you missed anything smh
it be some classics slid in there sometimes -
how about this:
You copped a grip of flicks on VHS... And still play them ? on VHS (? flippin formats!).
Obsession and Kitten are still the GOAT in your eyes.
You still got flicks with Jeannie Pepper and Dominique Simone (before she got fat) in 'em. -
guilty...............except the bought part............ive never paid for porn in my life
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Maximus Rex wrote: »You started buying other genres of ? movies such as girl & dog tapes, ? tapes, fat girl tapes, ? tapes, bonadge tapes.
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how about this:
You copped a grip of flicks on VHS... And still play them ? on VHS (? flippin formats!).
Obsession and Kitten are still the GOAT in your eyes.
You still got flicks with Jeannie Pepper and Dominique Simone (before she got fat) in 'em.
Beautiful.... -
Maximus Rex wrote: »You've been ? with Jada Fire since she had braces.
You're you remember when your favorite ? girl came into the game and has now retired.
You started buying ? movies when they were on VHS, and you had to recop the tape because the media changed.
You remember when Carmen Hayes only had the "teaz" tat on her left breast.
There were hardly any movies that cartered to the Hispanic population.
You remember when Pinky was silimmer and hotter.
You remember when Lacey Duvalle was that cute nasty little girl who looked like she was a junior in high school, as opposed to the porn ? she is now.
Porn has densensitized to certain sexual acts e.g. ass eatig or ? .
You started buying other genres of ? movies such as girl & dog tapes, ? tapes, fat girl tapes, ? tapes, bonadge tapes.
You remember how Ed Power ? Debuntantes series changed the game.
You remember when they stopped putting that dumb wack music in ? scenes.
You remember when the ? Talk series was in single digits.
Finally you known you've bought too much porn when you've bought one of those four hour complilation tapes, and in that tape you recongize a scene from a tape that you've already own.
? , yo, I cracked up on every bolded...especially the last one.
I don't know how many times I ran across comp tapes with scenes I already have... -
Obsession and Kitten are still the GOAT in your eyes.
I was never into Kitten. I think part of the reason was I could never figure out if she had the big fake ? . Also I didn't find her attractive. -
When you incredible hulk in one arm and macone in the other
