360 owners rejoice! Rejoice I say!
Options
earth two superman
Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
you will all finally get to live out your previously unreachable dream of being inside a ? .
---
Attention! This is Privates, a new game from the developers of Time Gentlemen, Please! coming to the PC and Xbox 360, one that will give many ? video gamers a second chance to encounter a ? .
Zombie Cow Studios, the developer behind the vaginal and ? action of Privates, explains the downloadable title as a game "in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters." Expect platforming and twin-stick arcade shooting that has your prophylactic wearing warriors blasting "all manner of grotty infections" through a forest of kinky, curly hairs and infested holes.
The game is being funded by Channel 4, so don't expect to pay anything for the PC version. The Xbox 360 version "will probably cost a little bit of money, we'll see" says Zombie Cow.
See just how not-safe-for-work Privates is in the gallery below.
http://kotaku.com/5536702/privates-the-first-twin-stick-shooter-set-in-a-?
---
doesnt look bad graphically but this is a game i hope DOESNT come to PS3. I dont want anyones sloppy seconds lol
---
Attention! This is Privates, a new game from the developers of Time Gentlemen, Please! coming to the PC and Xbox 360, one that will give many ? video gamers a second chance to encounter a ? .
Zombie Cow Studios, the developer behind the vaginal and ? action of Privates, explains the downloadable title as a game "in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters." Expect platforming and twin-stick arcade shooting that has your prophylactic wearing warriors blasting "all manner of grotty infections" through a forest of kinky, curly hairs and infested holes.
The game is being funded by Channel 4, so don't expect to pay anything for the PC version. The Xbox 360 version "will probably cost a little bit of money, we'll see" says Zombie Cow.
See just how not-safe-for-work Privates is in the gallery below.
http://kotaku.com/5536702/privates-the-first-twin-stick-shooter-set-in-a-?
---
doesnt look bad graphically but this is a game i hope DOESNT come to PS3. I dont want anyones sloppy seconds lol
Comments
-
THIS GAME IS THE EPITOME OF AN EPIC LAUCE!!!!.....and you 360 ? are probably gonna swear by this ? ....
-
lmao,, ......
-
wow really lol
-
woooooooooooooooooow
they need it though, they really do. Finally, they aren't "virgins" anymore LMAO -
biggyboy_karl wrote: »So how do you know all about this before every 360 owner on earth?
Can't wait? Huh? lol -
Can't wait? Huh? lol
Karl's already trying to figure out how to play this ? with one hand -
Still waiting for this.
-
-
That game looks horrible.
-
lmao he kinda sounds like chappelle as clayton.... i died @ Jenika idk why but i did
-
grumpy_new_yorker wrote: »
I'm gonna buy this ? just to laugh at typos and any other stupidity 80 Microsoft points can buy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p8gHfV5Sqc
