SPOILERS! Master Chief's true identity to be revealed in Halo:Reach
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KINGOFDAARCADE
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Richard Simmons is Master Chief yall. I just heard from a source inside Bungie that since this is Officially there last Halo game, they fully intend to go out with a bang. They are not on good terms with Microsoft and are quite bitter that MS owns the rights to the franchise. In somewhat of an attempt to sabotage the house they built themselves, Bungie has signed a deal with Richard Simmons to provide voice acting and ? modeling for the Ending Scene in Halo:Reach where Master Chief will be revealed as the Prince of Gayness aka Richard Simmons himself.
Simmons was born in New Orleans and currently resides in San Fransisco. When contacted for a comment, all Richard said was "Toodaloo!". More details to come as they emerge.
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that would explain the rainbow colored Halo suitsKINGOFDAARCADE wrote: »Simmons was born in New Orleans and currently resides in San Fransisco. When contacted for a comment, all Richard said was "Toodaloo!". More details to come as they emerge.
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lol ... that ? would be epic ether for MS ,,,
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As if we didn't already know Master Chief was some random Hillbilly that finally learned how to spell his name.
I'm sure the majority of Halo's playerbase (i.e. Shook Hillbillies saying racist ? while hiding behind the 'anonymity' of the Internet) are gonna be thrilled at the reveal... -
SMH @ the gayness leakin over to the arcade too. dayum son this ? is all becoming a no fly zone.
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LMAO biggyboy_karl jealous I dubbed Richard Simmons the Prince of Gayness instead of him.biggyboy_karl wrote: »"Prince of Gayness aka Richard Simmons himself."
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and why did you dub him the prince of gayness? -
? ass ? . -
SMH @ the gayness leakin over to the arcade too. dayum son this ? is all becoming a no fly zone.
Wont be surprised if you started posting your pics in here now -
not you again your worst then Primo.Blue Libra wrote: »Wont be surprised if you started posting your pics in here now -
Blue Libra wrote: »Wont be surprised if you started posting your pics in here now
lmao damn.
where I believe there is faggotry, my pics will be there - blazini -
earth two superman wrote: »lmao damn.
where I believe there is faggotry, my pics will be there - blazini
SMH @ ? who co sig possin @ male posters but postin pics is ? . u ? stay killin ya selves.
smh @ u havin a wife and all you do is spit ? jokes. some ? prob piping that fat ? while u workin on ya material. -
SMH @ ? who co sig possin @ male posters but postin pics is ? . u ? stay killin ya selves.
smh @ u havin a wife and all you do is spit ? jokes. some ? prob piping that fat ? while u workin on ya material.
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SMH @ ? who co sig possin @ male posters but postin pics is ? . u ? stay killin ya selves.
smh @ u havin a wife and all you do is spit ? jokes. some ? prob piping that fat ? while u workin on ya material.
right ? . ill pretend i understood that incoherent feelings caught rambling. just keep telling yourself whatever you said while you post your white son's pictures on what you call a ? message board. smh @ u actually thinking that kid is yours. some white boy piped your woman dude. hope you come to your senses before he turns 18. no one wants to raise a kid thats not theirs. ask your pops about it if you know where he is. -
earth two superman wrote: »
? ass ? .
LOL! Uncanny Resemblance! -
Infamous? lol I could careless either weay halo always has been a decentass shooter
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biggyboy_karl wrote: »Halo>>>>>>>>>>>Killzone
By a mile.
LOL@this sad attempt. -
biggyboy_karl wrote: »Im going by sales.
If you go by sales, then Twilight New Moon is one of the greatest movies of all time......lol -
biggyboy_karl wrote: »Halo>>>>>>>>>>>Killzone
By a mile.
Why you lie Karl. You have a better chance at saying Gears>>>>>>>killzone -
If you go by sales, then Twilight New Moon is one of the greatest movies of all time......lol
No that would be avatar, son. -
Blue Libra wrote: »No that would be avatar, son.
I actually watched New Moon, thats why I used that reference. -
nh @ todaloo!
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this ? dude at work told me he played the bootleg of Halo reach and has confirmed at the end of the game Master Chief takes his mask off and reveals himself as Richard Simmons.
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biggyboy_karl wrote: »Halo>>>>>>>>>>>Killzone
By a mile.
Halo and Killzone aren't comparible. Not saying Killzone is better than halo but they're two different types of FPS's. Killzone is more of a Tactical FPS. Halo is more of a Unreal Tournament type of shooter. Real ? you have designations and ? . Have you ever played KZ? you know how real that game is ? it's heavy as well...? makes you feel gravity. Ive never played any other game like that. -
Master Chief owned via Fire Extinguisher
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rofl @ the tags
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