I thought I had been on bad dates!!!

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John_Blazini
John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited October 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
this chick i know was telling me about some of the dates she has been on with guys she met on a dating site.... one ? ended u being a midget who talked in third person constantly, another guy ended up a having a heart attack on her front porch , this other guy talked to her about how he loved to have women make him bleed... also this dude that she said pretty much screamed when he spoke ( they where at a coffee shop lol. Have yall been on a crazy ass dates? none of my ? have been like this lol.
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  • ImSoReal
    ImSoReal Members Posts: 2,009
    edited October 2011
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    naw ive never been on crazy dates but talking to females it seems like it happens quite often to them moreso than guys

    lets be honest there are more strange and weird men out there than women
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    i've had bad dates, never crazy dates.

    but yeah, its usually the females that have these crazy stories

    some dudes are really really intimidated by women.
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  • mr. mista xxlusive
    mr. mista xxlusive Members Posts: 1,458 ✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    American.Loo wrote: »
    i've had bad dates, never crazy dates.

    but yeah, its usually the females that have these crazy stories

    some dudes are really really intimidated by women.

    are u saying ? act weird and crazy around women if they're intimidated by them on these dates?
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    mr. mista xxlusive wrote: »
    are u saying ? act weird and crazy around women if they're intimidated by them on these dates?

    I'm sure it happens.

    I knew a guy in college that was the most outspoken cat when it was just the fellas. A regular stand up comic.

    But invite some chicks over and he was quiet as a church mouse.

    Pu**y is the ultimate game-changer for some n*ggas
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  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    Oh yeah I def know some ? that dont know how to interact when around women.. sometimes that ? ? it up for me because the friend would be digging them ,
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  • 5th Letter
    5th Letter Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 37,068 Regulator
    edited October 2011
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    I had bad dates but nothing outlandish like in the op.
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  • King Erauno
    King Erauno Members Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    nah not me but my homegirl went on a date with this one dude and she said they were talkin..she put her hand on his leg and the dude straight nutted on himself in public.



    nh
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  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    King Erauno wrote: »
    nah not me but my homegirl went on a date with this one dude and she said they were talkin..she put her hand on his leg and the dude straight nutted on himself in public.



    nh
    hahahahahah ? pulled a Jim
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  • ItzGravitation
    ItzGravitation Members Posts: 7,205 ✭
    edited October 2011
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    King Erauno wrote: »
    nah not me but my homegirl went on a date with this one dude and she said they were talkin..she put her hand on his leg and the dude straight nutted on himself in public.



    nh

    i didnt know that was possible
    i always wanted that to happen to me
    i thought ? had to have magic power to do that
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    I would imagine that if you never had a girl, never thought you would ever have a girl and one actually touched you, nutting on contact may be possible
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    the only "crazy" date i ever had was when i made the mistake of trying to date a hoodrat

    came to her complex late at night and felt like i was being set up for a robbery, there were two SUVs looking mad suspect then a dude with one arm asked me for a ride to the gas station and i burnt out.
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  • J-GUTTA
    J-GUTTA Members Posts: 9,107 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    The worst dates for me was when I tried to transfer the club vibe I had with a chick to a more of a one on one setting. Man there was so much silence it was terrible.
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  • yanniiiee
    yanniiiee Members Posts: 465
    edited October 2011
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    LOL. "Jerry likes your ? ."
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
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    yanniiiee wrote: »
    LOL. "Jerry likes your ? ."

    When you gonna bless us with a new avi.

    The streets need that.
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  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    I went on a date a few weeks ago and the chick ate my left overs before i could even have them boxed up...... ?
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  • ItzGravitation
    ItzGravitation Members Posts: 7,205 ✭
    edited October 2011
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    blazini wrote: »
    I went on a date a few weeks ago and the chick ate my left overs before i could even have them boxed up...... ?

    i would have spit on that ?
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  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    bruh i was secretly disgusted ate my ? boxed up hers..... i didnt even invite her over after.. not sure why something so petty ? me off but it did alot lol.
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    had a buddy who invited a chick over and she took a MEAN dump at his crib.

    like the kind that smells up your whole house.

    you just dont do that, at least until yall are seriously dating.
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  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    American.Loo wrote: »
    had a buddy who invited a chick over and she took a MEAN dump at his crib.

    like the kind that smells up your whole house.

    you just dont do that, at least until yall are seriously dating.
    i was talking about this last night with my boys he had a chick come thru who did that ..now she mad he wont talk to her. is it acceptable if she stays the night?
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  • yanniiiee
    yanniiiee Members Posts: 465
    edited October 2011
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    American.Loo wrote: »
    When you gonna bless us with a new avi.

    The streets need that.

    lmao probably really soon, I've been lazy
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
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    blazini wrote: »
    i was talking about this last night with my boys he had a chick come thru who did that ..now she mad he wont talk to her. is it acceptable if she stays the night?

    Its pretty much an unspoken rule that she doesnt take a dump at your crib until yall are in a relationship.

    Most girls wont just go to the bathroom and drop a load then crawl back up in your bed.
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  • dreadlock rasta
    dreadlock rasta Members Posts: 1,322 ✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    That heart attack on the front porch ? was funny as hell to me...
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  • Real Lady
    Real Lady Banned Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    I havent been on too many crazy dates, I just have been matched with people I never dated. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I think something is wrong with the people so I am constantly denying it. What it is, it never happened, and people are putting me in situations thats a little to grimey for my taste. People thinking I got used up or played by someone I never slept with. Assuming I was a groupie to someone I never met. Calling me nasty names, when I am already going thru some deep ? . I mean I got real relationship drama, then people putting me in relationships with men I never been with make it worse. It's not like I feel the person/people are beneath me it's just never happened, and it need to be cleared up, because I don't like the trashy impression that has been drawn about myself. I never been a jump or a groupie, for a ? on or offline.
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  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    never did "dates" post....
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  • salamerican1
    salamerican1 Members Posts: 714 ✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    HAF BAYKED wrote: »
    never did "dates" post....

    C/S

    Smh at these "boy meets world" ass folk

    I mean ? , just invitin' a chick over on some chillin' ? , some otis redding, 3 bottles of mad dog and a pack of black a milds can do wonders yo

    For them classy ladies tho, the trick is to pour that mad dog into an exported expensive bottle
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