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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    a few weeks ago, she came twice, and fell asleep on me
  • junegemini
    junegemini Members Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭✭
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    its funny to see people post in threads like these when their other half posts on the site too

    then i wonder how their conversation goes down about what was posted


    smh @ they're
  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    dusouljah wrote: »
    a few weeks ago, she came twice, and fell asleep on me
    I would have kept going........................
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    junegemini wrote: »
    its funny to see people post in threads like these when they're other half posts on the site too

    then i wonder how they're conversation goes down about what was posted
    and she's off work today too,

    no telling if she's already lurking or not.....
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    blazini wrote: »
    I would have kept going........................

    roxy reynolds finished me off
  • DEE-LICIOUS
    DEE-LICIOUS Members Posts: 6,088 ✭✭✭
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    junegemini wrote: »
    its funny to see people post in threads like these when they're other half posts on the site too

    then i wonder how they're conversation goes down about what was posted

    lol could be like Choppa and Sixx lmao she stayed gettin in his ass about what he posted- his words
  • pr?cieuse?*
    pr?cieuse?* Members Posts: 82
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    i don't think i've ever came, i don't know what's wrong with me =(
  • bull6599
    bull6599 Members Posts: 6,640 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    last week...last 3 times actually. this chick has reserved me as her exclusive ? buddy & even let me hit raw. out of the last 5 times we ? I came once, which was the 2nd time. but its not her, its me. I've had that issue for a while now.
  • KplusK
    KplusK Members Posts: 2,114 ✭✭
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    i don't think i've ever came, i don't know what's wrong with me =(

    never ever ever ever...smh how old are you?
  • laroc
    laroc Members Posts: 1,000
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    That's the main damn reason I don't like giving ? . I'll do it to make you happy but I get absolutely nothing out of it. All of that work and nothing to show for it.

    I'll give u something 2 show for it......face/mouth/hair full of ? , if u mess wit me. ROFL!
  • DEE-LICIOUS
    DEE-LICIOUS Members Posts: 6,088 ✭✭✭
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    bull6599 wrote: »
    last week...last 3 times actually. this chick has reserved me as her exclusive ? buddy & even let me hit raw. out of the last 5 times we ? I came once, which was the 2nd time. but its not her, its me. I've had that issue for a while now.

    That's unacceptable.
  • pr?cieuse?*
    pr?cieuse?* Members Posts: 82
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    KplusK wrote: »
    never ever ever ever...smh how old are you?

    never ever..*sigh* i'm 20
  • KplusK
    KplusK Members Posts: 2,114 ✭✭
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    never ever..*sigh* i'm 20

    well that must mean you've only had sex bout 2 times then huh...
  • edwardnigma
    edwardnigma Members Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I don't remember the exact date or month, but one of the times I was ? my ex with a condom. That condom just wasn't letting me nut. I was ? for like an hour and 15 minutes and I just rolled over and stopped. I was satisfied because I knew she got off. I jsut ain't ? with the condom anymore. She was like " its the condom"
  • pr?cieuse?*
    pr?cieuse?* Members Posts: 82
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    KplusK wrote: »
    well that must mean you've only had sex bout 2 times then huh...

    lol not really...eh it'll happen some day
  • Mr.Audigier216
    Mr.Audigier216 Members Posts: 4,905 ✭✭✭✭
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    the night before last with my chick.....im used to it tho, sometimes she just taps out n a ? stuck there with a ? hard enough to cut diamonds....thank ? for the net n a trusty right hand
  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My ex used play wit her lil bullet (sex toy) before sex and she would have so much juice running out of her that when it was time for me to get into it, she couldn't even ? anymore.. In that case I just pound her out hard and deep until I nut then I hit the pillow..
  • muffdizzle
    muffdizzle Members Posts: 253
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    The last time I ? was about a month ago. That lasted about three minutes because the dude was so ? terrible (just laying there moaning, eyes closed, hands behind his head). Needless to say, I didn't ? . I had to stop, like, nah dude, this ? ain't workin... I'm gonna get off you now. *spark a cig* Wow... That was terrible. Needless to say, he never spoke to me ever again.

    Before that I hadn't ? in about another month.

    Before that it was AWESOME. Sadly, that boy I was seeing got locked up. Sucks, because I've concluded that he was the only one for me.

    I need to get laid WTF FRUSTRATION but everyone sucks and dudes are either ? or ? and the acceptable ones are all taken, dead or in jail. :(

    so im getting ? , second bottle of wine here i come... waiting for the first one to kick in
  • betterthenu84
    betterthenu84 Members Posts: 861
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    It was a year ago they were a jumpy and after they left I pulled out my ? /? mix and had fun by my gotdayum self!!
  • shortnsweet12
    shortnsweet12 Members Posts: 36
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    yea girl whats the point of having sex if I'm not flooding waterfalls? He wasted my time.

    Lol. I feel u tho. I bet his ego dropped 10ft below LOL!
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i dont have these problems my sex game is great
  • KplusK
    KplusK Members Posts: 2,114 ✭✭
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    muffdizzle wrote: »
    The last time I ? was about a month ago. That lasted about three minutes because the dude was so ? terrible (just laying there moaning, eyes closed, hands behind his head). Needless to say, I didn't ? . I had to stop, like, nah dude, this ? ain't workin... I'm gonna get off you now. *spark a cig* Wow... That was terrible. Needless to say, he never spoke to me ever again.

    Before that I hadn't ? in about another month.

    Before that it was AWESOME. Sadly, that boy I was seeing got locked up. Sucks, because I've concluded that he was the only one for me.

    I need to get laid WTF FRUSTRATION but everyone sucks and dudes are either ? or ? and the acceptable ones are all taken, dead or in jail. :(

    so im getting ? , second bottle of wine here i come... waiting for the first one to kick in

    LMAO..him getting up looking at you like WHATS WRONG
  • bull6599
    bull6599 Members Posts: 6,640 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    That's unacceptable.

    may i inquire why? she always has multiple orgasms so she never leaves dissatisfied.
  • Soulljah
    Soulljah Banned Users Posts: 378
    edited May 2010
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    it was a ? i be ?
    i'm from memphis and we don't use the word "jumpoff"
    but she was that
    and i made her leave

    Or maybe a stack of Viagras would be more helpful.
  • KplusK
    KplusK Members Posts: 2,114 ✭✭
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    Soulljah wrote: »
    Or maybe a stack of Viagras would be more helpful.

    damm how you know she wasnt wack just puttin on him im pretty sure you had a few ? ? you and they didnt come either