Text Message Fails [Texting Cliches that grind your gears]

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American.Loo
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edited November 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
-- Texts from a person of the opposite sex you havent spoken to in a long time that simply say

Hey.
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  • Flaboy954
    Flaboy954 Members Posts: 48
    edited November 2011
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    Text them "Wassup" or what you doin to spark a conversation and All they reply with is "nothing".
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  • Louis Cipher
    Louis Cipher Members Posts: 4,020 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    American.Loo wrote: »
    -- Texts from a person of the opposite sex you havent spoken to in a long time that simply say

    Hey.

    just answer 'sup'
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    Louis Cipher wrote: »
    just answer 'sup'

    Nah typically I just mirror their text, to see what they want.

    "Hey"

    "Hey"
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  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    American.Loo wrote: »
    Nah typically I just mirror their text, to see what they want.

    "Hey"

    "Hey"

    I wish I would have thought of that before. I'm too simple at times.
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  • HustleTree
    HustleTree Members Posts: 2,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    "Hey Stranger"

    ? hate that one ...And 99% of the time the person knows damn well why we dont speak
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  • Djunior
    Djunior Members Posts: 851
    edited November 2011
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    Aint talked in a while, opposite sex,......BUSSDOWN!
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  • memphis2sacnicc
    memphis2sacnicc Members Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    Female- "When u gonna let me suck that ? again ? "

    Mother- "A beg your pardon"

    Female- "Oops sorry momma, wrong person, so sorry"

    Mother- "We gonna have to a have a talk later on"


    ^^^^^^^^ Text FAIL
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    HustleTree wrote: »
    "Hey Stranger"

    ? hate that one ...And 99% of the time the person knows damn well why we dont speak

    9 times outta ten

    "Hey Stranger" = things didn't work out with the guy I was dating, are you single?

    I promise.
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  • dirtyrodney
    dirtyrodney Members Posts: 556
    edited November 2011
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    HustleTree wrote: »
    "Hey Stranger"

    ? hate that one ...And 99% of the time the person knows damn well why we dont speak


    I ? hate this with a Vengeance! With a Vengeance
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  • ImSoReal
    ImSoReal Members Posts: 2,009
    edited November 2011
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    dirtyrodney wrote: »
    I ? hate this with a Vengeance! With a Vengeance

    cosign this statement chicks are bad when it comes to the text game
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  • HustleTree
    HustleTree Members Posts: 2,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    American.Loo wrote: »
    9 times outta ten

    "Hey Stranger" = things didn't work out with the guy I was dating, are you single?

    I promise.


    *daps Loo* You hit the nail on the head sir
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  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    lol..I say hey stranger all the time.

    It just means we haven't talked in awhile.
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  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    Whats wrong with saying hey though?

    What do you expected them to say?
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  • memphis2sacnicc
    memphis2sacnicc Members Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    Shizlansky87 wrote: »
    Whats wrong with saying hey though?

    What do you expected them to say?
    I expect them to say, "how u been, I been thinkin' bout u lately, we should hang out soon, go out fa drinks or somethin' and go back to yo spot and ? like old times sake."


    ^^^^^^^^^THIS
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  • memphis2sacnicc
    memphis2sacnicc Members Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    In a nut shell, don't beat around da bush.
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  • Djunior
    Djunior Members Posts: 851
    edited November 2011
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    Shizlansky87 wrote: »
    Whats wrong with saying hey though?

    What do you expected them to say?

    Get to the point.
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  • Djunior
    Djunior Members Posts: 851
    edited November 2011
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    memphis2sacnicc wrote: »
    I expect them to say, "how u been, I been thinkin' bout u lately, we should hang out soon, go out fa drinks or somethin' and go back to yo spot and ? like old times sake."


    ^^^^^^^^^THIS

    On G this happened to me monday.

    Response was "Hey, I'm round the corner. Sup wit that ? ."
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  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    memphis2sacnicc wrote: »
    I expect them to say, "how u been, I been thinkin' bout u lately, we should hang out soon, go out fa drinks or somethin' and go back to yo spot and ? like old times sake."


    ^^^^^^^^^THIS

    You just can't jump into the convo like that.

    If chick I didn't hear from in a while, say hey I been thinking bout you let's hang out, I would be like wtf. ? don't know if I got a women or not.


    But hey how's its going is very acceptable.
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  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    Djunior wrote: »
    On G this happened to me monday.

    Response was "Hey, I'm round the corner. Sup wit that ? ."

    Sure you did.
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  • Djunior
    Djunior Members Posts: 851
    edited November 2011
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    Shizlansky87 wrote: »
    Sure you did.

    Ok.

    10 chars
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    lol..I say hey stranger all the time.

    It just means we haven't talked in awhile.

    Kat shutup and let me be great.
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  • memphis2sacnicc
    memphis2sacnicc Members Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    Shizlansky87 wrote: »
    You just can't jump into the convo like that.

    If chick I didn't hear from in a while, say hey I been thinking bout you let's hang out, I would be like wtf. ? don't know if I got a women or not.


    But hey how's its going is very acceptable.
    What u mean, is there a law that prohibits it?

    If u feel disrespected by her sayin' all that to u, check her then. But don't think ? don't start a text message sayin' that kinda ? .
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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    Shizlansky87 wrote: »
    Whats wrong with saying hey though?
    What do you expected them to say?

    Just saying "Hey" is wrong because it opens the door to the stereotypical dialogue you can see a mile away.

    Hey

    Hey

    Whats new?

    Same old stuff. Whats new with you?

    Oh, just working.

    Me too.

    Man...its been a while. We should catch up.

    Yeah we should.

    Whats your schedule like?

    [blah blah blah]


    F&*% ALL THAT. Here's how adults do it.
    "Hey, how've you been? Good I hope. Listen, it's been a while. It'd be great to catch up, give me a call when you're free."
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  • dirtyrodney
    dirtyrodney Members Posts: 556
    edited November 2011
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    American.Loo wrote: »
    Just saying "Hey" is wrong because it opens the door to the stereotypical dialogue you can see a mile away.

    Hey

    Hey

    Whats new?

    Same old stuff. Whats new with you?

    Oh, just working.

    Me too.

    Man...its been a while. We should catch up.

    Yeah we should.

    Whats your schedule like?

    [blah blah blah]


    F&*% ALL THAT. Here's how adults do it.
    "Hey, how've you been? Good I hope. Listen, it's been a while. It'd be great to catch up, give me a call when you're free."


    Lol, you aint never lie my ?
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  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    memphis2sacnicc wrote: »
    What u mean, is there a law that prohibits it?

    If u feel disrespected by her sayin' all that to u, check her then. But don't think ? don't start a text message sayin' that kinda ? .

    Of course they do. It's been done to me. But I just don't like it.

    Plus any chick that have my number I smashed. Except family of course.

    So if they do text me with that that mean they trying to get smashed, so they gotta be careful with that ? . A ? might have a ol lady
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