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http://therapinsider.com/2012/03/13/x-gon-give-it-to-ya-dmx-reveals-he-has-chlamydia/
NEW YORK – Earl Simmons, better known by his stage name DMX, revealed last week his 10 year battle with a rare form of Chlamydia. During an emotional interview with Mens Health Magazine, to promote his upcoming album Undisputed, DMX admitted to infecting dozens of women and men with the disease.
X contracted the disease while recording his second album “Flesh of my Flesh, Blood of my Blood.” Although DMX has only recently revealed his condition, he attempted to warn the public with his hit “X Gon Give it to Ya.”
DMX revealed the song’s true message was completely misinterpreted by fans. “? was supposed to be the high school HealthEd Anthem, so you can understand my confusion in seeing it over montages of ESPN highlights”
The rapper likened the symptoms of his genitalia to having “your ? stuck in a George Foreman Grill.” DMX explained the physical pain and embarrassment he had to overcome to record the song. “But in the end nobody got the ? ’ message, they just thought I was being hard after Jet Li taught me Kung Fu.”
It is believed that the disease and his struggle with it provided the star with the emotional fodder necessary to tackle complex roles in films such as Cradle 2 The Grave and Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent.
However, DMX continues to face the adversity brought on with his medical battle. “Earl’s strain of Chlamydia is quite uncommon” said Dr. Jacob Siegel, head of Pathology at NYU Langone Medial Center, where X is currently in quarantine. “Quite frankly, this strain has historically only been found in unneutered dogs.”
Calls to the Ruff Ryders have confirmed that they use protection and in fact do not like it rough.
NEW YORK – Earl Simmons, better known by his stage name DMX, revealed last week his 10 year battle with a rare form of Chlamydia. During an emotional interview with Mens Health Magazine, to promote his upcoming album Undisputed, DMX admitted to infecting dozens of women and men with the disease.
X contracted the disease while recording his second album “Flesh of my Flesh, Blood of my Blood.” Although DMX has only recently revealed his condition, he attempted to warn the public with his hit “X Gon Give it to Ya.”
DMX revealed the song’s true message was completely misinterpreted by fans. “? was supposed to be the high school HealthEd Anthem, so you can understand my confusion in seeing it over montages of ESPN highlights”
The rapper likened the symptoms of his genitalia to having “your ? stuck in a George Foreman Grill.” DMX explained the physical pain and embarrassment he had to overcome to record the song. “But in the end nobody got the ? ’ message, they just thought I was being hard after Jet Li taught me Kung Fu.”
It is believed that the disease and his struggle with it provided the star with the emotional fodder necessary to tackle complex roles in films such as Cradle 2 The Grave and Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent.
However, DMX continues to face the adversity brought on with his medical battle. “Earl’s strain of Chlamydia is quite uncommon” said Dr. Jacob Siegel, head of Pathology at NYU Langone Medial Center, where X is currently in quarantine. “Quite frankly, this strain has historically only been found in unneutered dogs.”
Calls to the Ruff Ryders have confirmed that they use protection and in fact do not like it rough.
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wait dozens of women and men?????
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This whole article sound like a mad tv skit
"strain has historically only been found in unneutered dogs.” lol wtf
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“Quite frankly, this strain has historically only been found in unneutered dogs.”
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wo dere boi don't go dere boii...literally! dis is excatly why ya ? sean don ? ya ? with a louis vutton condom ? ....finally protected over std's in this ? gettin monayyyyy
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This can't be a real story hahahahahhhaah
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This has to be fake it sounds way too stupid
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OH ? @ him participating in prison rapes giving men STDs.
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This can't be real lol
Why would he reveal that. Chlamydia is curable lol -
lmao....................
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this is hilarious and seems fake.... he aint make no song bout giving folk the clap lol at him being quarantined
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Thulsa Doom wrote: »Would explanations him getting crazier as the years progressed. ? eats the logic center.
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I'm ? crrryyying B!?!??!?!?!
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x was ? dogs bruh
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hahahaha this cant be life
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So everytime I was bumpin X Gon Give It To Ya dude was rappin bout infectin me with Chlamydia n/h smh.
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The Rap Insider is like the onion news its not real its just satirical
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lmaooo I checked that site out they ? is hilarious as ? ...
ROCHESTER, MINNESOTA – Kanye West was rushed to the Mayo Clinic by helicopter over the weekend, interrupting a lengthy studio session for his upcoming Watch the Throne II with rap impresario Jay-Z.
“His eyes rolled back into his skull and he started screaming Waka Flocka lyrics,” said rapper Big Sean, who witnessed the entire ordeal. “When he started convulsing and shouting ‘HOLLA HOLLA, IT’S MURDAAAAAAAAAAAAA,’ I knew something was wrong. Waka Flocka? Well, that’s on the radio, I get that. But JA RULE? I knew he was suffering from realness, boiiiiiiiii.”
Doctors confirmed that the same affliction currently affecting over half of Long Island and New Jersey on nights and weekends had struck Mr. West, incapacitating him for the better part of a day.
“We hadn’t seen a case of this severity since DMX hit the Bar Mitzvah circuit,” said Dr. Dwayne Rollins, the Mayo Clinic’s expert realnessologist. “We fear it may be from prolonged exposure to ‘N*ggas in Paris’ without proper protection, but preliminary tests are inconclusive.”
Rollins, was, however, optimistic.
“This is certainly as extreme a case of realness as I’ve encountered since I began practicing, but we’ve prescibed an experimental dose of recordings of Common talking about being a vegetarian and that record Jurassic 5 did with Dave Matthews. We’ve seen a lot of progress so far, and I think we’re close to restoring Mr. West to reasonable levels of realness. As long as he sticks to a steady diet of Drake choruses, he should be able to keep his condition in check.” -
i ran into baser billy bout ten minutes ago
he was a baser that ? a dog, went to prison, came home, and now he just smoke dope
i believe every word of the story
smh plap the story is not real lol
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lmao @ blank calling himself davinci (an admitted ? who may have painted himself as a woman in his own works)
but you gotta admit his ability to make ? up is pretty hilarious -
You smoke ? . You ? them ? ? . that what happens. No sympathy.
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tooooooo many coincidences in this story
it gotta be fake. plz tell me its fake. rofl
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