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Mdizzle9000

tell the IC a story about anything that happened to you, in the past or recently, something no one on here has heard before but we might be entertained by

jbrooks229

i devolved hatred for a woman after i was in a fire and after i was in the icu they were worried more about their dogs then me....

Darius

went to this dudes John's house with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and ? on the first date
Susan - an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love ? and alternative music
Told me she was goin back into usin again
I said, 'Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin, Henn, the ? or the gin
C'mere, let's go in here' *knocks on the door*
Who's in the den?'
then i heard
[Ron:] It's me and Kelly!
[me] My bad, (sorry) let's try another room
[Susan:] I don't trust you!
[me:] Shut up ? ! Chew up this mushroom
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
[Susan] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab
[me:] Oh dag!!
[Susan] What?
[me:] I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!
[Susan:] Huh?!


and thats all i have to say about that