Have you ever used self checkout in the market and stole something before?

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GodSpeed215
GodSpeed215 Members Posts: 818 ✭✭✭✭
edited March 2012 in For The Grown & Sexy
Cause I sure have...

Sir, I dont work here so you cant be expecting me to ring all this ? up (which is your ? job) and not forget to ring six or seven items up.

Am I the only petty scammer here? And yeah I use to put the waters on the bottom of the cart, but they got hip to that ? son.
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i used to go in supermarkets.. spray my self with axe body spray...and walk the ? out...
  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2012
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    Nah, I abide the ? out of the law.

    "Squeaky clean"(nh) background out chea.
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fiat_money wrote: »
    Nah, I abide the ? out of the law.

    "Squeaky clean"(nh) background out chea.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJpn4Ud5HWM
  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This america, of course ? .
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i did that ? one time when i was living in cedar hill w/ my cousin.......i had never seen that ? before then......cuzzo was like "hell yea ? watch this".......went and scanned bout half of that ? and strolled on out, smilin at folks
  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2012
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    KingJamal wrote: »
    fiat_money wrote: »
    Nah, I abide the ? out of the law.

    "Squeaky clean"(nh) background out chea.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJpn4Ud5HWM
    Crime doesn't pay bruh.

    Wrecking lives is what it does.

    slice_law_abiding_citizen_logo_01.jpg
  • BoldChild
    BoldChild Members Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Aztec_Kang
    Aztec_Kang Members Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭✭
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    self checkout show me how slow and ? human employees are.....i waste no time with the self checkout ? ......i be done in like a second......but theres alwasys slow and ? people in front of you in line so you have to wait for them.....it takes women like 10 minutes to get their debit card out of their huge ? purses anyway.....what the ? do women even in have in those gigantic purses?
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fiat_money wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    fiat_money wrote: »
    Nah, I abide the ? out of the law.

    "Squeaky clean"(nh) background out chea.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJpn4Ud5HWM
    Crime doesn't pay bruh.

    Wrecking lives is what it does.

    slice_law_abiding_citizen_logo_01.jpg

    Never heard of Robin Hood huh lol
  • Amotekun
    Amotekun Members Posts: 7,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Nah I've been tempted to, but I care about my honor as a man more than anything else.

    It's why I've never cheated on tests even though I was tempted, even if I didn't get caught, I'd know within myself that I'm not as good as I claim to be.

    I have ran red lights though. 12 am sitting at an intersection with no cross traffic. I've done it to thwart my social engineering.
    I respect the law, but I also believe if there is no victim there is no crime, which is why at Stop signs if there is no one waiting, I ask myself who am I stopping for?

    Or if I'm driving and switching lanes with no one behind me I don't use my signal because who am I signaling to?

    I try to do or not do things based on conscious thinking rather than subconscious compulsion based on social engineering.

    *I know long paragraph, but I think he t/s is asking a much deeper question than even they intended.
  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    They have people at the front door to check the receipt to ensure no stealing. With that said i use to go in Walmart and open up food and eat while pretending to shop. lmfao
  • taeboo
    taeboo Members Posts: 4,669 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    No, but I love those lines. Soooo much faster than waiting in the regular line.

    @Aztec, some of everything...
  • tru_m.a.c
    tru_m.a.c Members Posts: 9,091 ✭✭✭✭
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    anybody here in Pennsylvania

    well just to let you know, its against the law for them to force you to show your receipt at the door

    you can just keep on walking and really its up to them to call the cops

    if they don't own the parking lot their not allowed to follow you off the sidewalk either
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    They have people at the front door to check the receipt to ensure no stealing. With that said i use to go in Walmart and open up food and eat while pretending to shop. lmfao

    not where i was at.....i mean nobody was paying attention at all....? felt too easy like a set-up or sumn.....nothing happened tho
  • Bully_Pulpit
    Bully_Pulpit Members Posts: 5,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    alot ? snitchin on themselves in this joint
  • BK Product
    BK Product Members Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    As an employee Yes but as a patron No..kinda backwards but o well.
  • tru_m.a.c
    tru_m.a.c Members Posts: 9,091 ✭✭✭✭
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    statute of limitations is 0 for this level of theft

    no snitching going down at all

    not to mention you'd have to be found with said item/ they'd have to have video proof AND you'd have to admit to it

    stop it b. learn the law
  • NYCeeCee
    NYCeeCee Members Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭✭
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    @tru is a professional thief. LOL
  • powerman 5000
    powerman 5000 Members Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    On accident, apparently red, yellow, orange, and black bell peppers don't cost the same as green ones. So I put them all in a bag and said I had 7 green bell peppers all together. red, yellow, orange bell peppers were 1.99 a piece, black is 6.99 a pound, and green is .69 a piece. But i do want to ring up all my vegetables 1 cucumber though when cucumbers a like 53 cent each.
  • The Prodigalson
    The Prodigalson Members, Writer Posts: 8,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Naw to many eyes n the sky.
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    what the hell does a black bell pepper taste like?
  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I guess yall dont have them gangsta ass old black females at the pathmark like there is in Jersey. These hoes will fight u cuzz.
  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DRO3000 wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    i used to go in supermarkets.. spray my self with axe body spray...and walk the ? out...

    AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SOME ? ? !

    fixed that for ya bruh
  • Aztec_Kang
    Aztec_Kang Members Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭✭
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    regular everyday thiefs are pitiful.....it's the professional thiefs that are funny to me......they make more of a sport of it
  • tru_m.a.c
    tru_m.a.c Members Posts: 9,091 ✭✭✭✭
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    NYCeeCee wrote: »
    @tru is a professional thief. LOL

    lol nah not at all...I worked security for best buy for a year so I know NY state law and PA state law

    I used to work at the Best Buy at Green Acres for a summer.

    In NY I had 100% full right to body slam anybody trying to walk out the door. Lol I used to work with a dude who did security for 50, that ? had me ready to brawl every day.

    I've only bagged a couple of ppl in my life though. 1 lame in PA for trying to steal an xbox live subscription. A lame in NY trying to take a dvd too. Oh and we bagged some 30+ year old father who was stealing but his family ain't know. ? looked sad as ? when we escorted him past his daughter. And we bagged some mother who was putting wii games in her babies stroller and getting her kid to steal stuff.

    I got no sympathy for ? . U work in that job, you know there's no such thing as racial stereotyping. Everyone is a criminal lol