My enemy/former friend keeps getting better looking and I keep getting worse.
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? sucks man, dude looks like a non Jewish Adam Levine, I've seen the dude ? he is TIIIIIINY, but he still pulls ? cause he's good looking, and I have a below average ? , it's not a joke fully hard but it's not impressive, but damn man, I might not have his micropenis but I don't have his appeal. ? , I just keep getting worse looking, I look like Steven Cojocaru and Bubba Sparxxx had a love child and it's on a life long McDonald's binge.
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BTW, I started smoking Marijuana, I'm on it now.
This kid is 3 years younger than me, my parents and his were friends since the 70s, I ? tought him, he's my protege, look at him flat out jacking my style.
This picture was sadly taken about two hours ago.
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BTW, I started smoking Marijuana, I'm on it now.
This kid is 3 years younger than me, my parents and his were friends since the 70s, I ? tought him, he's my protege, look at him flat out jacking my style.
This picture was sadly taken about two hours ago.
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I don't have cats, plenty of dog ? though.
Parallel, people always say that, I guess I'm kinda androgynous. All the fat on my face softens up my male features.
Dude also moved from Seattle to Long Beach, Cali about a year ago and I'm still in a small farming community an hour outside of Seattle, me=losing. -
Layoff the soda and liquor loc, since u smoke go ham(no pun) on veggies and fruit
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It's payback for all them nasty ? fantasies.
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Don't see the connection, am I supposed to smoke my broccoli?Layoff the soda and liquor loc, since u smoke go ham(no pun) on veggies and fruit
Blah, that ? is hot, I apologize for nothing.BiblicalAtheist wrote: »It's payback for all them nasty ? fantasies.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT.Thulsa Doom wrote: »why this dude look like a fat KD Lang?
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Looks at those cob webs, smh...
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Thread would be good based off the story alone, rather than posting that shock pic of yours over and over. I thought it was funny the first time, but getting redundant now.
Anyway, your enemy looks like a true ? so who cares. He prolly pulls some hot ? , but you don't think he's having sex with his metro-sexual male friends in Cali also? I'd rather be friends with the black guy in the 4th pic. -
t/s bleeds mountain dew
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lmao and smh at the same damn time!
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Thulsa Doom wrote: »SunflowaSeeds wrote: »Thread would be good based off the story alone, rather than posting that shock pic of yours over and over. I thought it was funny the first time, but getting redundant now.
Anyway, your enemy looks like a true ? so who cares. He prolly pulls some hot ? , but you don't think he's having sex with his metro-sexual male friends in Cali also? I'd rather be friends with the black guy in the 4th pic.
that's shawn kemp you got damn fruity pie!!!
Oh ? , ? is wrong with me? I knew he had to be an athlete too. Just couldn't put 2 and 2 together
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ItsKatBitches wrote: »Sunflower is jealous he doesn't look like your friend too..maybe ya'll should build a friendship based off common jealousy?
Just a suggestion.
I have no complaints about my looks yo. It's gotten the job done plenty of times.
You don't think the dude looks like a ? with the shirt unbuttoned like that? WOAT. -
Go play with one of these and don't take it out on me.
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Sorry, 13 years of pill usage has destroyed my memory, how many times have I posted that?SunflowaSeeds wrote: »Thread would be good based off the story alone, rather than posting that shock pic of yours over and over. I thought it was funny the first time, but getting redundant now.
Anyway, your enemy looks like a true ? so who cares. He prolly pulls some hot ? , but you don't think he's having sex with his metro-sexual male friends in Cali also? I'd rather be friends with the black guy in the 4th pic.
Shawn Kemp doesn't wanna be our friend, I had to pay 39 bucks for his functionally illiterate ass to scribble on a 16 by 20 photo for me.
I know his bro is ? , I thought his mild gaycent was just based off his brother's influence, not internal gayness.
Dr.Pepper, Mountain Dew is wack.HAF BAYKED wrote: »t/s bleeds mountain dewthis is the last thread of yours im goin in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbA-uypNMYI
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? damn, SWPL is the best poster hands down.
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tell him u want some of his ? right now
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ParallelRhymes wrote: »You look like a ?
damn that's like dro calling a kettle black
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