Most awkward moment in sex

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  • edwardnigma
    edwardnigma Members Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2012
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    Was getting head from my jumpoff and I started ? her mouth basically, I was in ecstacy like not the drug but in that mood or feeling so after I nut I noticed this ? threw up all on my nuts, so disgusting. She cleaned it up....not sexually either, I mean on some regular clean that ? up type of deal....the head was amazing tho, but ? damn
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  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ItsKatBitches wrote: »
    Will Munny wrote: »
    ? Words wrote: »
    I was ? and fell asleep on a girl once.. Not really awkward for me, musta been weird as hell for her though..

    I've been really ? and assumed girls wouldn't mind sharing a couch with me sleeping head to feet. They always move, they are never down to cuddle.

    That's one of those things that are cute to think about but aren't that cool to actually do...it's not very comfy for long periods of time.
    Trill 5015 wrote: »
    Will Munny wrote: »
    ? Words wrote: »
    I was ? and fell asleep on a girl once.. Not really awkward for me, musta been weird as hell for her though..

    I've been really ? and assumed girls wouldn't mind sharing a couch with me sleeping head to feet. They always move, they are never down to cuddle.

    lol at cuddling with dis hoes

    They don't like being puked on either.
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  • lighthearted26
    lighthearted26 Members Posts: 1,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @cutty and deadeye

    I don't know how long. Whenever I'm comfortable I guess. And it takes awhile to get in because I have a low tolerance for pain and I also don't like the chance of any ? coming out. I said next time that I would try an enema first and see how that goes.
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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2012
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    lighthearted26 wrote: »
    @cutty and deadeye

    I don't know how long. Whenever I'm comfortable I guess. And it takes awhile to get in because I have a low tolerance for pain and I also don't like the chance of any ? coming out. I said next time that I would try an enema first and see how that goes.

    How long has it been since your buttocks was last compromised...and when do you anticipate the next time will be?

    Why do you think these gentlemen find your buttocks so enticing?

    Pics of your backside (clothed or unclothed) would be greatly appreciated :-)

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  • MsSouthern
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    ^^^ that is some creepy stalker type questions... smh
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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2012
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    Ms Southern wrote: »
    ^^^ that is some creepy stalker type questions... smh

    Well, if I'm a creepy stalker type dude, then that line of questioning is normal.

    However, if I'm normal and not a creepy stalker type dude, then that line of questioning would not be normal.

    Basically, the context of the questions depends on whether or not I'm a creepy stalker type dude.

    Now, @lighthearted26 is the one who first mentioned her buttocks when commenting on the thread...so, in all fairness, I was actually just asking follow-up questions.

    @Ms Southern, do you have any awkward sexual moments that you'd like to share with us?

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  • MsSouthern
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    this isn't the first time you've asked a question like that ....
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lol, im sorry, but lol

    dude is like quagmire
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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2012
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    Ms Southern wrote: »
    this isn't the first time you've asked a question like that ....

    Well, I suppose it's subjective.

    I mean, @lighthearted26 did respond to a previous question that could be perceived as worse than this one if you're looking at it from a "creepy/stalker perspective."

    Yet, because she didn't seem to have a problem answering it, she must not have looked at it from the same perspective as you did.




    deadeye wrote: »
    Cutty5000 wrote: »
    lighthearted26 wrote: »
    No I haven't been awakened in that manner and yea there were times I did ? but never really during my period, that was just something he wanted to do. And swallowing is cool but not if you're being forced to. This isn't ghetto gaggers.

    @lighthearted26

    Ok, I got the bolded mixed up.

    How long do you usually wait before you grant a gentleman access?

    And how long does it actually take to physically get in there once the act commences? (only asking because in your previous response to @Allah you said you tend to "lock up" as if you were putting up some sort of resistance)

    Excellent questions.

    Interested to hear @lighthearted26's response.
    lighthearted26 wrote: »
    @cutty and deadeye

    I don't know how long. Whenever I'm comfortable I guess. And it takes awhile to get in because I have a low tolerance for pain and I also don't like the chance of any ? coming out. I said next time that I would try an enema first and see how that goes.

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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lol, don't explain yourself yo..

    you just like ? ...and she finds it creepy...

    it's ok
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  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    when the condom breaks andshe doesnt hear it and u are left wondering if you should just keep going or put a new one on
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  • JJ 1975
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    Definitely having to pass gas and you can't hold it in.
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  • Sage Wonder
    Sage Wonder Members Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Never passed gas in the middle of a session. Did have a girl that ? farted three consecutive times. She was red with embarassment, i laughed with amusement and reentered that flatulent cooch.
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  • Got Em Shook
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    Had a cramp one time I had to get out the ? ? was intense. Instead of helpin me the ? just rolled me over and started ridin me....? had me in tears lmao
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  • JDSTAYWITIT
    JDSTAYWITIT Members Posts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? around and saying something stupid is woat .... you know sometimes dudes just be feeling it a little to damn much and ? around a say some ? like "? call me captain nasty" or some ? and she look at you like ? wtf?? lol i mean just ? like that i guess...
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  • loch121
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    Afterwards when I want her to go home
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  • Sage Wonder
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    Dizzel3000 wrote: »
    ? around and saying something stupid is woat .... you know sometimes dudes just be feeling it a little to damn much and ? around a say some ? like "? call me captain nasty" or some ? and she look at you like ? wtf?? lol i mean just ? like that i guess...

    Don't speak for the rest of us, only lames like you do this.
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  • mdcu16
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    Falling asleep in the middle of a session
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  • mdcu16
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    No, I forced myself to fall asleep bc it was that bad
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  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    mdcu16 wrote: »
    No, I forced myself to fall asleep bc it was that bad

    damn now that is terrible


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  • The Prodigalson
    The Prodigalson Members, Writer Posts: 8,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    mdcu16 wrote: »
    No, I forced myself to fall asleep bc it was that bad
    I thought you didn't fornicate?

    Heads or tails?
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  • mdcu16
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    The Prodigalson wrote: »
    mdcu16 wrote: »
    No, I forced myself to fall asleep bc it was that bad
    I thought you didn't fornicate?

    Heads or tails?
    Bad sex led to me not fornicating... Along with other things
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  • bignorm
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    Dizzel3000 wrote: »
    ? around and saying something stupid is woat .... you know sometimes dudes just be feeling it a little to damn much and ? around a say some ? like "? call me captain nasty" or some ? and she look at you like ? wtf?? lol i mean just ? like that i guess...

    Man smmfh lol, i was watchin some show with my wife a couple weeks back, on hbo.
    This chick had sex with a dude for the first time, and when he entered her, she said
    "Am i tight like a baby?".

    Man, i literally started crying laughing.
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  • JDSTAYWITIT
    JDSTAYWITIT Members Posts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sage Wonder wrote: »

    Don't speak for the rest of us, only lames like you do this.

    you male stalking bruh ....that ? weirds me out tho ...i dont engage with your kind.. go find another dude to play with ..im sure theres plenty on this site to satisfy your needs...
    bignorm wrote: »
    Dizzel3000 wrote: »
    ? around and saying something stupid is woat .... you know sometimes dudes just be feeling it a little to damn much and ? around a say some ? like "? call me captain nasty" or some ? and she look at you like ? wtf?? lol i mean just ? like that i guess...

    Man smmfh lol, i was watchin some show with my wife a couple weeks back, on hbo.
    This chick had sex with a dude for the first time, and when he entered her, she said
    "Am i tight like a baby?".

    Man, i literally started crying laughing.

    lmao ...damn that ? is terrible ...im telling you mayne .... that sex game be having muthafuckas dropping the ultimate random quotes .... all you can do is try to laugh that ? off real quick before the whole mood gets ? off...
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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2012
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    bignorm wrote: »
    Dizzel3000 wrote: »
    ? around and saying something stupid is woat .... you know sometimes dudes just be feeling it a little to damn much and ? around a say some ? like "? call me captain nasty" or some ? and she look at you like ? wtf?? lol i mean just ? like that i guess...

    Man smmfh lol, i was watchin some show with my wife a couple weeks back, on hbo.
    This chick had sex with a dude for the first time, and when he entered her, she said
    "Am i tight like a baby?".

    Man, i literally started crying laughing.

    That says alot about whoever the producer/writer was for that scene.

    Has to be a sick ? to even think of a line like that.
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