Thinking you're winning when you are really losing.................

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blakfyahking
blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited May 2012 in For The Grown & Sexy
name some instances where mofos might think they are winning

but in reality we all know better



for instance:

being the most successful person at your 10yr high school reunion, but not realizing you were the only ? who remembered to attend

being the most popular in high school/college/your favorite internet forum/on facebook, but in reality your life today is in shambles

making a chick your s/o cause of her extremely low body count, but in reality the few dudes she smashed did some real foul ATM type ish to her


keep it going IC......................
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  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Goin out partying and drinkin all the time like it means something, but you flunkin out of college.
  • Mr.Audigier216
    Mr.Audigier216 Members Posts: 4,905 ✭✭✭✭
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    Falling victims to the lunch ? when u think u got a good chick..... I.E. the dude on Twitter who was tryin to surprise his wife with lunch n found another ? there....


    I had to make it relevant
  • wmj710
    wmj710 Members Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Passing my pt test this morning and throwing up afterwards in front of everyone
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You're having sex, but the girl you on top of is fat as ? .
  • Mr.Audigier216
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  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    wmj710 wrote: »
    Passing my pt test this morning and throwing up afterwards in front of everyone

    nosign bruh

    you winning cause you getting promoted haha


    but back to the thread:

    posting ya avi with ya ? out and calling yaself a MILF

    when them ? look like they belong to a GILF :(
  • wmj710
    wmj710 Members Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Will Munny wrote: »
    You're having sex, but the girl you on top of is fat as ? .

    If nobody find out u smashed a fat girl you ok though
  • Mr.Audigier216
    Mr.Audigier216 Members Posts: 4,905 ✭✭✭✭
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    Thinking that starting to be a hoe will actually effect that one dude who broke your heart
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Haul Judos wrote: »
    making good ass money, clothes fresh as ? , car fresh as ? , apartment decked out, be int he club doing it up every weekend like a celeb....

    yet your credit score is in the 400's, you got more debt that your yearly salary, 0 savings, 0 investments, and have absolutely nothing in your name....

    hold on isnt about you?
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Haul Judos wrote: »
    making good ass money, clothes fresh as ? , car fresh as ? , apartment decked out, be int he club doing it up every weekend like a celeb....

    yet your credit score is in the 400's, you got more debt that your yearly salary, 0 savings, 0 investments, and have absolutely nothing in your name....

    hold on isnt about you?

    negative...
  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    How fat is ? ?
    Depends on the person and what they ate, I'm seen people take some unbelievably fat ? over the years.
  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat your ? skin in ya avi

    looks like Desert Storm camoflauge

    cover that up babes you making my PTSD act up :(
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    Barry Sanders playing for Detroit

    Allen Iverson playing for Philly

  • a.mann
    a.mann Members Posts: 19,746 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Haul Judos wrote: »
    making good ass money, clothes fresh as ? , car fresh as ? , apartment decked out, be int he club doing it up every weekend like a celeb....

    yet your credit score is in the 400's, you got more debt that your yearly salary, 0 savings, 0 investments, and have absolutely nothing in your name....

    hold on isnt about you?

    smh fool

    Du lives at home
  • -CB-
    -CB- Members Posts: 323
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    Lying to other posters via the net bout taking trips overseas on a whim and buying out the bar at every club u attend when in reality ur just a lame ass ? from the windy city thats been posting on the net for 7/8 years and still a dweeb.
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    How fat is ? ?

    look in the mirror. jk lol smiley face.

    no for real, body fat perctage of more than 33% and thats fat as ? .
  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fiat_money wrote: »
    How fat is ? ?
    Depends on the person and what they ate, I'm seen people take some unbelievably fat ? over the years.

    I don't even want to know how you've manage to see that, but I'll take your word for it.
    Japanese porn, "2 girls, 1 cup", and ? /? don't flush.
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    No offense..you know it was coming.

    why you wacc me then? I said jk lol smiley face.
  • Lurker6
    Lurker6 Members Posts: 4,508 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    take pics of money to show off to people you dont know online
  • Mr.Audigier216
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    -CB- wrote: »
    Lying to other posters via the net bout taking trips overseas on a whim and buying out the bar at every club u attend when in reality ur just a lame ass ? from the windy city thats been posting on the net for 7/8 years and still a dweeb.

    somebody need to duck the ? down lol
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat your ? skin in ya avi

    looks like Desert Storm camoflauge

    cover that up babes you making my PTSD act up :(

    They need a LOL! button
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    -CB- wrote: »
    Lying to other posters via the net bout taking trips overseas on a whim and buying out the bar at every club u attend when in reality ur just a lame ass ? from the windy city thats been posting on the net for 7/8 years and still a dweeb.
    lol damn bruh u lost just admit it lol there are certain posters on the IC that can confirm my life. U on the other hand hasnt left the boiler room( batcave)count) in about a week or so......
    and prolly never been outside of NY( Jersey, maryland, and DC dont count)
  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    -CB- wrote: »
    Lying to other posters via the net bout taking trips overseas on a whim and buying out the bar at every club u attend when in reality ur just a lame ass ? from the windy city thats been posting on the net for 7/8 years and still a dweeb.

    well damn

    somebody got to respond to this here :(





    and Kat you know you my favorite stereotype on this board

    *smacks Kat on the ass as form of endearment*