What's The Most You've Ever Gone Through...To Get Some Sex?
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A1000MILES
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Embarassing situation you may have put yourself in...Longest you may have waited...etc...
On my old Miles HIGH account...I told a story in one thread bout how I tricked a ? into thinkin I had died, and that I was my own twin on MySpace and ? on some sadistic ? ...Other than that, I drove 5 hours for some ? once...And it was worth it...
On my old Miles HIGH account...I told a story in one thread bout how I tricked a ? into thinkin I had died, and that I was my own twin on MySpace and ? on some sadistic ? ...Other than that, I drove 5 hours for some ? once...And it was worth it...
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Rode my bike like 12 miles to lose my virginity when I was 15. Had to shower and ? when I got there, was extra fonky.
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drove cross town
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Picked up the phone.
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Sneaking thru somebody's daughters window.
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Lets just say she was on her period and I was covered in blood
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^^^ Wow...? ...
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bought some half dead flowers and a pack of newports from the Sonoco gas station.
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got married...
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Asked
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@Scumbag So...You never had sex with your wife til the wedding?...That's strength..
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@Will_89 - Gotdayum son! 12 miles on a bicycle? I wouldn't have had the energy to do ? LOL.
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nah im weakA1000MILES wrote: »@Scumbag So...You never had sex with your wife til the wedding?...That's strength..
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You weak...But she strong?
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Other than ? while a chicks period was on I never went through too much to get ? .
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Right outa highschool I was ? this white serbian chick. She was raised in the US but born in Serbia so her parents were still serbian. Me being stupid as ? and feeling brave used to sneak through her window after mid night and ? in her room while her parents were sleeping. Usually we would be quiet and she would but her pillow in her mouth not to make a sound, but that night, we aint give a ? . I was ? extra hard like and she started moaning. About 20 minutes in her mother knocks on her door and tells her to open the door. Yo my heart stopped. ? was like a movie, I jumped off her and jumped in the closet on some R.Kelly ? . While I was in the closet her mother went and got the key to her door and tried to open it. At that point I heard the father yelling loud and getting closer. Yo no lie, my heart almost dropped. I was in her closet, ? out, in a fighting stance and had my strategy set that as soon as the father tries to open the closet door im hooking off with all my might and jumping out the window. After a few minutes of the mother screaming behind the door and the ? I was ? begging that they dont open the door, the parents went back to their bed room.
What my ? do? continue ? . Naaa im playing, I bounced that same minute and never ? in her house again. After that I told myself to never do some ? like that for ? again and never did. -
Puttin yo ? in a sack if blood and eggs...Is too much...The story in my o/p was pretty extreme...But y'all ? ...Imma pray for y'all....
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A1000MILES wrote: »Puttin yo ? in a sack if blood and eggs...Is too much...The story in my o/p was pretty extreme...But y'all ? ...Imma pray for y'all....
Yeah bruh don't ever do it. I will never do it again...? is pretty disgusting. You hear that blood sloshing around all over the place. Too much nasty sensory over load.
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Rode my bike like 12 miles to lose my virginity when I was 15. Had to shower and ? when I got there, was extra fonky.
Did something similar for head when i was 13.
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Get dressed in the morning.
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Created a myspace page
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@Azad ...I def woulda kept ? ...*Ray J shrug*
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Did my hair.
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Hide the ? phone and drove her 5 miles away from the closet public transit.
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I was visiting my friend and staying at his place for labor day weekend in the guest room
this girl I had sex with before moved out their ... so I connected with her again.
so one day we all hung out at this club.. my friends purposely dipped off (leaving me and her together).. but left me the key to his house. She took me back to his spot.. I told her to come in..
I sucked on some ? .. and got the panties off.. then she came to her senses.. and I got nuffin.
She was down.. she just wasnt down to bone at his place.. she wouldve let me hit at her spot.. but she lived far away and it was late.
