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Kat
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edited August 2012 in The Powder Room
Come talk to us Norman, it's clear you need direction.

I'll leave it at that until you arrive.
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  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wack thread. Close this ? smh.
    No direction needed.
    I found my handbook.
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  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    Should I sticky this ?

    lol
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lots of kinds of men out there though, what type are you going to be?
  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dr. Phil Graham,
    come on now. Im a good dude.
    Just tryin to navigate thru the waters of life.
    Let me be lol.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I know this Norman, that's why I'm harder on you.

    Don't go out like these other dudes.

    I hope you figure it out though, really.
  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lol at the "buzzwords" in case wifey checks the thread.
    Good think i run my house.
    She aint allowed to use the internets.
    I be having her ass like this all day.
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    **note, not actually wifey**
  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    normie, are you still cheating? i hope not

    The vacation was a once in a lifetime(year) thing.
    IT has made me re evaluate tho. I have had some hard conversations recently,
    including "if you dont get right, you gotta move in with ya moms"
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Hol up.... You gettin put out ? ?!
  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Hol up.... You gettin put out ? ?!
    Hells nah.
    Pops taught me the real way.
    If we argue, she sleeps on the couch.
    IF someone gets put out, SHE goes to her moms.
    ? i look like paying a housenote, and sleepin on a couch?
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So you make your wife sleep on the couch. How respectable.
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  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    It aint that, that has RARELY happened.
    Its just that, if somone is sleepin on the couch, it aint me.
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So..... Why you tryin to put her out tho?
  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Her financial responsibility is so bad, that, she needs to be threatened to get right.
    I mean, a ? can look past the unenthused head, but, the damn cable company should
    not be callin talmbout we fin ta cut ya ? off b.
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Hmm well I can def agree with that!
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Smh..now she should know the cable is the wrong bill to put off.

    ? that up and you could be put out of the house...obviously.
  • deadeye
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    bignorm wrote: »
    Her financial responsibility is so bad, that, she needs to be threatened to get right.
    I mean, a ? can look past the unenthused head, but, the damn cable company should
    not be callin talmbout we fin ta cut ya ? off b.

    It might be best to not even give her that responsibility if she's as irresponsible as you say she is.

    Is she strictly a housewife or does she work outside of the home as well?

  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    She works cuz she wants too. After the second child, she hit me with "i gotta get out the house".
    And i just took all the financial responsibility after years of trying to split it.
    Thing is, i dont want all of it. I'm like..... ok, i pay all the bills, am the breadwinner, do the yard work (most of the time), wtf you doin????

    cuz:
    1. The house (real) ? at all times, unless i clean
    2. you dont do dishes (i started doing that too cuz i couldnt take it no more)
    3. you dont hardly cook, so we eat out all the time, wasting money
    4. give dignified head (thumbs down) and in the bedroom in general
    5. wrecklessly lie about and cant handle money
    6. not really into taking care of kids actual needs, into ? for "show"
    (got girls into ballet,etc, but dont pay Daycare bill)



    So in review....
    ? house, clean head
    fast food, slow clean
    morals in the bed, depraved with the wallet


    All im sayin, if she fixed #4,and 5, i could at least deal.
    So, yeah, she on notice she gonna get put out if ? dont change.
    At least before when she "paid the bills"(with my money), i could say
    she was doing her fair share, or tried to. I offered to take over the bills,
    hoping her pride would give in, and she'd not turn that over to me.
    Now i do just about everything, and wonder
    ? I need her for?
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2012
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    How about you do a rundown of your faults Norman?

    Since it's so easy for you to point out her flaws and all.


    Edit - But if all that ? is true, she needs to get her grown ass together.
  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My faults:

    1. Too lenient with wifey
    .2 Like sexual satisfaction, and may bend rules once in 6 years to get it
    3. too much swag for a big dude
    4. May get drawn into a thread and spill my business out there due to some clever "trap" questions
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bignorm wrote: »

    cuz:
    1. The house (real) ? at all times, unless i clean
    2. you dont do dishes (i started doing that too cuz i couldnt take it no more)
    3. you dont hardly cook, so we eat out all the time, wasting money
    4. give dignified head (thumbs down) and in the bedroom in general
    5. wrecklessly lie about and cant handle money
    6. not really into taking care of kids actual needs, into ? for "show"
    (got girls into ballet,etc, but dont pay Daycare bill)


    Now i do just about everything, and wonder
    ? I need her for?

    if all that ? is true, she needs to get her grown ass together.


  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i can relate with norm on a lotta levels here... i'm just taking notes and preparing to smite thee in the name of Du.. if wifey ever starts displaying such extreme behaviors.....



    i hate being the bad guy at times... but it keeps ? moving....


  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    mmmhmmm Norman.

    She's slacking and taking advantage, but you aren't keeping it real with those backhanded 'faults' either.

    Anywho, regardless of what you decide, do it the right way. Don't give her that ammo against you, ALL her faults will be overlooked and dismissed if she were to catch wind that you fooled around and that WILL get back to your girls.

    Use your head, that's all I'm saying.
  • MsSouthern
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    ummmm....

    so you have to contirbute to doing things in the house ... I don't see an issue with that

    bad sex ... what have you tried to do to fix that ... cheating is not the answer either

    now being bad with money and not paying bills is a big issue... I can see why you'd be upset with that ....
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I havent read through this thread but counseling is a good way to get things out in the open.

    Me and my wife took counseling before the marriage and it works wonders cause we still reference it. The best advice we got was that "things will never be perfect and they will never be 50/50."

    Finds things she is good at around the house and steer her toward that. I am only good at the manly things around the house. fixing things, cooking(not manly but), cutting the grass, the ? jobs, making those uncomfortable phone calls to make complaints, etc.

    Wifey does most of the cleaning and bills. She keeps me on my toes with the honey do list but we know each others weakness.
  • 5th Letter
    5th Letter Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 37,068 Regulator
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    do you tell her how you feel?