Discovered on a faded scrap of papyrus, the words "Jesus said to them, 'My wife …'"

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FucktheIC
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edited September 2012 in R & R (Religion and Race)
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  • Bussy_Getta
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    So jesus was ? ??!? Catholic church lauce...
  • Melanin_Enriched
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    Jesus smashed the homie.
  • Gold_Certificate
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    Perhaps this will put the rest the suspicions that Yehoshuah was a ? .

    It won't.
  • Louis Cipher
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    400 yrs after Jesus dies...this was written...

    about as valid as the rest of the bible...who knows?

    *waits for christians to come and ? on this*

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  • Louis Cipher
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    So jesus was ? ??!? Catholic church lauce...

    why?

    why would this diminish his 'message'?
  • Bawse D.Lox
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    yaaaaaawwwn. the gnostic church been on that.
    #Sa7ut3
  • Bussy_Getta
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    So jesus was ? ??!? Catholic church lauce...

    why?

    why would this diminish his 'message'?
    I won't diminish it, I was refering to the fact they won't let women or married men hold preisthood cause they arn't "jesus like"
  • Louis Cipher
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    So jesus was ? ??!? Catholic church lauce...

    why?

    why would this diminish his 'message'?
    I won't diminish it, I was refering to the fact they won't let women or married men hold preisthood cause they arn't "jesus like"

    ahhh

    'sees your point'
  • Gold_Certificate
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    Word, priests out chea ? little boys and ? , when they could be getting ? like the "messiah".
  • MARIO_DRO
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    YALL DO KNOW THAT THE CHURCH IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST RIGHT?


    ... IT WOULD LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND SPIRITUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR JESUS TO BE HAVING SEX.. IF HE WAS, THE WHOLE BIBLE, CHRISTIANANITY, ECT WOULD BE A LIE
  • Louis Cipher
    Louis Cipher Members Posts: 4,020 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    YALL DO KNOW THAT THE CHURCH IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST RIGHT?

    ... IT WOULD LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND SPIRITUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR JESUS TO BE HAVING SEX.. IF HE WAS, THE WHOLE BIBLE, CHRISTIANANITY, ECT WOULD BE A LIE

    ever heard of symbolism?

    this is an example why people shouldnt take every word in the bible literally....
  • Already Home_17
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    YALL DO KNOW THAT THE CHURCH IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST RIGHT?


    ... IT WOULD LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND SPIRITUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR JESUS TO BE HAVING SEX.. IF HE WAS, THE WHOLE BIBLE, CHRISTIANANITY, ECT WOULD BE A LIE

    um...........yeah
    i think thats the point non-believers try to get across
  • Louis Cipher
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    YALL DO KNOW THAT THE CHURCH IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST RIGHT?


    ... IT WOULD LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND SPIRITUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR JESUS TO BE HAVING SEX.. IF HE WAS, THE WHOLE BIBLE, CHRISTIANANITY, ECT WOULD BE A LIE

    um...........yeah
    i think thats the point non-believers try to get across

    my point is...that the bible doesnt necessarily have to be a lie...just a guide...its the people who take it literally that would have a problem with this...

    of course people do pick and choose what it is they choose to follow tho...but thats another thread
  • unspoken_respect
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    YALL DO KNOW THAT THE CHURCH IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST RIGHT?


    ... IT WOULD LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND SPIRITUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR JESUS TO BE HAVING SEX.. IF HE WAS, THE WHOLE BIBLE, CHRISTIANANITY, ECT WOULD BE A LIE

    um...........yeah
    i think thats the point non-believers try to get across

    my point is...that the bible doesnt necessarily have to be a lie...just a guide...its the people who take it literally that would have a problem with this...

    of course people do pick and choose what it is they choose to follow tho...but thats another thread

    That's exactly what my professor said in a religion class I took. The Bible is a guide and it made sense in that respect.
  • The Lonious Monk
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    400 yrs after Jesus dies...this was written...

    about as valid as the rest of the bible...who knows?

    *waits for christians to come and ? on this*

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    It was from the 4th century so probably closer to 300 years after Jesus died. That's not that big a deal considering the accepted Gospels were written around 200 years after Jesus died.

    I don't think this find is all that significant really. There are a bunch of books that say things about Jesus that aren't widely accepted. This article references the Gospel of Mary Magdalene and I'm pretty sure that book suggests that Mary was either his wife or close to it.
  • Louis Cipher
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    400 yrs after Jesus dies...this was written...

    about as valid as the rest of the bible...who knows?

    *waits for christians to come and ? on this*

    tumblr_lols30rUm71qeiwtao1_500.gif

    It was from the 4th century so probably closer to 300 years after Jesus died. That's not that big a deal considering the accepted Gospels were written around 200 years after Jesus died.

    I don't think this find is all that significant really. There are a bunch of books that say things about Jesus that aren't widely accepted. This article references the Gospel of Mary Magdalene and I'm pretty sure that book suggests that Mary was either his wife or close to it.

    none if its a big deal...because people that believe the bible will continue to believe...no matter what evidence is found...

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  • unspoken_respect
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    Temptation gets THE BEST of us it seems.
  • DarcSkies
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    In that culture a man was supposed to be married far past Jesus' age. That and he was a rabbi right? I think they were required to be married before they could be rabbis anyway.

    And what grown ass man who achieves that level of popularity (and in Jesus' case infamy) is going to die a 33 year old ? ? U dont get that popular without all the Canaanite & Hebrew Hoes trying to twerketh thine ? unto thee.
  • Knives Amilli
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    Fan fiction is old as ? , so who knows.
  • VIBE
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  • Gold_Certificate
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    Darxwell wrote: »
    In that culture a man was supposed to be married far past Jesus' age. That and he was a rabbi right? I think they were required to be married before they could be rabbis anyway.

    And what grown ass man who achieves that level of popularity (and in Jesus' case infamy) is going to die a 33 year old ? ? U dont get that popular without all the Canaanite & Hebrew Hoes trying to twerketh thine ? unto thee.
    The working theory is that this goes back to "The disciple whom Jesus loved.".
  • Idiopathic Joker
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    Jesus was the only person in history before mexicans to be named Jesus?
  • Gold_Certificate
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    Jesus was the only person in history before mexicans to be named Jesus?
    Nah, crakkkas didn't like calling him "Yehoshuah" or whatever-the-? his "actual"/fictional name was.

    So they anglicized the ? out of it.
  • texas409
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    it was written many things will be said about Christ after his death to disapprove the truth. its all about what we choose to believe. His Father believed that man should marry woman in holy matrimony so im sure he considered it while he was alive but Jesus was no ordinary man. He came to earth to take care of His Fathers business not to get married to a woman, at least thats my point of view until real actual evidence proves me wrong