What Do You Do When No One Is Looking?

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Idiopathic Joker
Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
edited September 2012 in For The Grown & Sexy
I scratch my ? and smell my hand
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  • SixSickSins
    SixSickSins Members Posts: 8,134 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Launch, hurl, and fling fruit carcass at unsuspecting various forms of wildlife if I don't feel like composting it.
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    I don't. I scratch and sniff with my left hand, dap with the righg
  • huey
    huey Members Posts: 11,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You will never know
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
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    Dig in my belly button, and smell it
  • Plutarch
    Plutarch Members Posts: 3,239 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    take out my phone and text rhymes and/or random thoughts/ideas to myself for use later
  • PiffyHaze
    PiffyHaze Members Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? the neighbor wife
  • atribecalledgabi
    atribecalledgabi Members, Moderators Posts: 14,063 Regulator
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    bite my nails or the skin & spit it out
  • Idiopathic Joker
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  • Premeer
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    my hand stay on my ? .. but i pick my nose, roll the boogy up and flick it. sometimes with 1 hand sometimes with 2 like a paper football.
  • sweetheart93
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    edited December 2012
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    Im too embarrassed to say. :|
  • Premeer
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    edited December 2012
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    Im too embarrassed to say. :|
    play wit yo self huh
  • Billy_Poncho
    Billy_Poncho Members Posts: 22,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Used to twist my ? , but I shave now so I just try to freestyle about ? around me
  • Idiopathic Joker
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    I'm not ashamed to grab my junk in public
  • Ounceman
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    i pull out my ? and slap the back of an old ? leg. then when she turns around i point and the deflect the blame on another person
  • Trollio
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    I imagine someone one a bike riding by and I clothesline the ? out of them
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
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    @ a nail clippers.
  • Rock_Well
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    i remain an OG
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    darkone360 wrote: »
    @ a nail clippers.

    CS that
  • sully
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    edited December 2012
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    CC_Will wrote: »
    Used to twist my ? , but I shave now so I just try to freestyle about ? around me

    ? , u got a problem.

    "Trichotillomania is hair loss from repeated urges to pull or twist the hair until it breaks off. Patients are unable to stop this behavior, even as their hair becomes thinner.

    Trichotillomania is a type of impulsive control disorder. Its causes are not clearly understood.

    It may affect as much as 4% of the population. Women are four times more likely to be affected than men.

    Symptoms usually begin before age 17. The hair may come out in round patches or across the scalp. The effect is an uneven appearance. The person may pluck other hairy areas, such as the eyebrows, eyelashes, or body hair.

    Most people with this disorder also have problems with: Feeling sad or depressed, Anxiety, Poor self image.

    People can have complications when they eat the pulled-out hair. This can cause a blockage in the intestines or lead to poor nutrition."
  • grumpycat
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    sully wrote: »
    CC_Will wrote: »
    Used to twist my ? , but I shave now so I just try to freestyle about ? around me

    ? , u got a problem.

    "Trichotillomania is hair loss from repeated urges to pull or twist the hair until it breaks off. Patients are unable to stop this behavior, even as their hair becomes thinner.

    Trichotillomania is a type of impulsive control disorder. Its causes are not clearly understood.

    It may affect as much as 4% of the population. Women are four times more likely to be affected than men.

    Symptoms usually begin before age 17. The hair may come out in round patches or across the scalp. The effect is an uneven appearance. The person may pluck other hairy areas, such as the eyebrows, eyelashes, or body hair.

    Most people with this disorder also have problems with: Feeling sad or depressed, Anxiety, Poor self image.

    People can have complications when they eat the pulled-out hair. This can cause a blockage in the intestines or lead to poor nutrition."

    looks like the med student is really quick to diagnose a dude over the internet he's never met.
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    I'll take a ? in my front yard if no one is looking
  • sully
    sully Members, Writer Posts: 4,955 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Covet wrote: »
    sully wrote: »
    CC_Will wrote: »
    Used to twist my ? , but I shave now so I just try to freestyle about ? around me

    ? , u got a problem.

    "Trichotillomania is hair loss from repeated urges to pull or twist the hair until it breaks off. Patients are unable to stop this behavior, even as their hair becomes thinner.

    Trichotillomania is a type of impulsive control disorder. Its causes are not clearly understood.

    It may affect as much as 4% of the population. Women are four times more likely to be affected than men.

    Symptoms usually begin before age 17. The hair may come out in round patches or across the scalp. The effect is an uneven appearance. The person may pluck other hairy areas, such as the eyebrows, eyelashes, or body hair.

    Most people with this disorder also have problems with: Feeling sad or depressed, Anxiety, Poor self image.

    People can have complications when they eat the pulled-out hair. This can cause a blockage in the intestines or lead to poor nutrition."

    looks like the med student is really quick to diagnose a dude over the internet he's never met.

    Aren't you the crazy ? that's constantly ? on by this board, yet still keeps coming back for more? I wouldn't even start with me if I were you.

    After all, weren't nudes of you floating on around here?

    Do yourself a favor and ? urself. Even your body doesn't even like you. It's been trying to off you for years now, you autoimmune disease havin' ? .

    FOH tryin' to get at me for posting something interesting and relevant. It's called a ? joke. Obviously i'm not trying to diagnose someone over the internet based on a one-off comment about how he likes to pull hair. But you wouldn't know that.

    Then again you probably don't know funny. The only funny thing about you is your face. It looks like it belongs on the cover of an Odd Future album, you nasty ? .

    Next time you want to sarcastically take a jab at what I do or what I know, at least know what you're talking about. Last time i responded to you, you thought AIDS was a ? autoimmune disease, you dumb ? . After I schooled you on your stupidity back then, I wrote you off for being an idiot and not worth my time.

    I thought you learned your lesson, but obviously not.

    And now I have to learn that you don't know what a joke is either.


    Look...just don't ? around and respond to me without knowing wtf ur talking about and maybe i'll respond to your posts with more reason.
  • grumpycat
    grumpycat Members Posts: 519
    edited December 2012
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    sully wrote: »
    sully wrote: »
    Covet wrote: »
    sully wrote: »
    CC_Will wrote: »
    Used to twist my ? , but I shave now so I just try to freestyle about ? around me

    ? , u got a problem.

    "Trichotillomania is hair loss from repeated urges to pull or twist the hair until it breaks off. Patients are unable to stop this behavior, even as their hair becomes thinner.

    Trichotillomania is a type of impulsive control disorder. Its causes are not clearly understood.

    It may affect as much as 4% of the population. Women are four times more likely to be affected than men.

    Symptoms usually begin before age 17. The hair may come out in round patches or across the scalp. The effect is an uneven appearance. The person may pluck other hairy areas, such as the eyebrows, eyelashes, or body hair.

    Most people with this disorder also have problems with: Feeling sad or depressed, Anxiety, Poor self image.

    People can have complications when they eat the pulled-out hair. This can cause a blockage in the intestines or lead to poor nutrition."

    looks like the med student is really quick to diagnose a dude over the internet he's never met.

    Aren't you the crazy ? that's constantly ? on by this board, yet still keeps coming back for more? I wouldn't even start with me if I were you.

    After all, weren't nudes of you floating on around here?

    Do yourself a favor and ? urself. Even your body doesn't even like you. It's been trying to off you for years now, you autoimmune disease havin' ? .

    FOH tryin' to get at me for posting something interesting and relevant. It's called a ? joke. Obviously i'm not trying to diagnose someone over the internet based on a one-off comment about how he likes to pull hair. But you wouldn't know that.

    Then again you probably don't know funny. The only funny thing about you is your face. It looks like it belongs on the cover of an Odd Future album, you nasty ? .

    Next time you want to sarcastically take a jab at what I do or what I know, at least know what you're talking about. Last time i responded to you, you thought AIDS was a ? autoimmune disease, you dumb ? . After I schooled you on your stupidity back then, I wrote you off for being an idiot and not worth my time.

    I thought you learned your lesson, but obviously not.

    And now I have to learn that you don't know what a joke is either.


    Look...just don't ? around and respond to me without knowing wtf ur talking about and maybe i'll respond to your posts with more reason.

    Wow I set someone off. haha Diagnosis over the internet, grade A care!

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  • edwardnigma
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    Alot of reading, foolishness,work out, watch porn,beat off,martial arts,surf the web,plot