my homie might be a baby daddy off oral sex
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He will know in about six mons though...all he did was have oral sex with a chick ...? on her mouth and she was able to save his sperm....and deposit it.....he found out in a text message...chick is 18.... Only other thing is one other dude smashing around the same time..but technically homie might be responsible.
My question is ..he never had intercourse ....if thats his baby....is he responsible for 18 yrs?
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My question is ..he never had intercourse ....if thats his baby....is he responsible for 18 yrs?
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Is this a serious question?
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Yes.....
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ATTS wrote:He will know in about six mons though...all he did was have oral sex with a chick ...? on her mouth and she was able to save his sperm....and deposit it.....he found out in a text message...chick is 18.... Only other thing is one other dude smashing around the same time..but technically homie might be responsible.
My question is ..he never had intercourse ....if thats his baby....is he responsible for 18 yrs?
Lol of course he's responsible. If that dna test gets done and he's the daddy then it doesn't matter what really happen. I know he's prolly telling the truth but you know how many stories ? prolly come up with? Anyways if she was ? with another dude at the time 9 times out of 10 he was a ? ? and she'd rather your homeboy be the father so she made up the story. I'd believe it when I see it... -
Look..he never had intercourse...he was about to smash when he got a text that his sister was in an accident...but somehow he had already cummed in her mouth...thats how she saved his sperm...but he didnt smash as he told me...he wants no baby...he gotta fight it
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Look..he never had intercourse...he was about to smash when he got a text that his sister was in an accident...but somehow he had already cummed in her mouth...thats how she saved his sperm...but he didnt smash as he told me...he wants no baby...he gotta fight it
The thing is how is he gonna prove that to the court? He's not, you think this is gonna be the first time they've heard a story like this??? -
There's this thing called "biology" its a science and basically it says the ? is impossible, so I'm riding with that.
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? aint ?
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she saved his sperm and vaginally inseminated herself? that should be a criminal act
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He will know in about six mons though...all he did was have oral sex with a chick ...? on her mouth and she was able to save his sperm....and deposit it.....he found out in a text message...chick is 18.... Only other thing is one other dude smashing around the same time..but technically homie might be responsible.
My question is ..he never had intercourse ....if thats his baby....is he responsible for 18 yrs?
I seriously doubt some 18yr old chick has the resources to cryogenically freeze any genetic material.
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He will know in about six mons though...all he did was have oral sex with a chick ...? on her mouth and she was able to save his sperm....and deposit it.....he found out in a text message...chick is 18.... Only other thing is one other dude smashing around the same time..but technically homie might be responsible.
My question is ..he never had intercourse ....if thats his baby....is he responsible for 18 yrs?
Are you really trying to convince us that this little 18 year old ? held the ? in her mouth, spit it on a spoon and then spoonfed her ? like it was a baby?
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You've either got some ? friends, or you're tellin ducktales.
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He will know in about six mons though...all he did was have oral sex with a chick ...? on her mouth and she was able to save his sperm....and deposit it.....he found out in a text message...chick is 18.... Only other thing is one other dude smashing around the same time..but technically homie might be responsible.
My question is ..he never had intercourse ....if thats his baby....is he responsible for 18 yrs?
I seriously doubt some 18yr old chick has the resources to cryogenically freeze any genetic material.
this too. I'm not familiar with the process(obviously) but if this was done it's not like she can just drop that ? in ? and be pregnant right>? -
somebody lying
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If he's the father, he can sue the ? .
Might make up for the 18 years of child support he'll have to pay. -
I'm leaning toward both ? being dunbasses for believing her.
She did not have to try too hard -
Nah, it's exactly like that.t_m_a_c_f_a_n73088 wrote: »He will know in about six mons though...all he did was have oral sex with a chick ...? on her mouth and she was able to save his sperm....and deposit it.....he found out in a text message...chick is 18.... Only other thing is one other dude smashing around the same time..but technically homie might be responsible.
My question is ..he never had intercourse ....if thats his baby....is he responsible for 18 yrs?
I seriously doubt some 18yr old chick has the resources to cryogenically freeze any genetic material.
this too. I'm not familiar with the process(obviously) but if this was done it's not like she can just drop that ? in ? and be pregnant right>? -
Unless she took it from her mouth and inserted it quickly, I don't see any worries to be had. It's not like she can save it for a day or so.
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I doubt it's his but nice example of how grimey a ? could be.
If a female did some ? like this - she should be charged with a crime,and the man shouldn't be responsible for the kid in my opinion. -
I remember a story of a chick getting pregnant off the ? staining her panties allegedly. It's been said that precum can impregnate as well. So if she's giving a ? during oral, then rubbing herself the risk probably increases.
They might be able to pin him on it, if they want. Child support gives no ? .
Regardless, the ? wants to have that baby sounds like. With or without his consent. Whats an even bigger shame, he's gonna ? her face again probably. -
All the ? had to was spit that ? into some small plastic container and she would've had hours to use it; days, if refrigerated.Unless she took it from her mouth and inserted it quickly, I don't see any worries to be had. It's not like she can save it for a day or so. -
I almost ? a fat ? last night, b..
? had stretch marks and everything..luckily I was ? but NOT THAT ? ..
I woulda regretted that ? , b..fat hoes are woat -
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Damn imagine telling a child how he was brought into this world. "Yo momma spitted you into a container & insert you in her pu**y, 8 months later you was concieved" -
t_m_a_c_f_a_n73088 wrote: »He will know in about six mons though...all he did was have oral sex with a chick ...? on her mouth and she was able to save his sperm....and deposit it.....he found out in a text message...chick is 18.... Only other thing is one other dude smashing around the same time..but technically homie might be responsible.
My question is ..he never had intercourse ....if thats his baby....is he responsible for 18 yrs?
I seriously doubt some 18yr old chick has the resources to cryogenically freeze any genetic material.
this too. I'm not familiar with the process(obviously) but if this was done it's not like she can just drop that ? in ? and be pregnant right>?
sperm can stay alive for up to a week once it's inside the woman...its safe to assume sperm cells don't die within minutes of coming out -
Threads like this are always funny to see who actually knows what about sexual reproduction and sexual health...this ? should be common knowledge
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This really isn't as far fetched as y'all think it is. Sperm can stay alive up to five days in a warm wet environment like the mouth.
