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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Uh yeah..why?
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  • Meta_Conscious
    Meta_Conscious Members Posts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ok... U still shouldn't have took it...
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Smh..whatev Mr Perfect!
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  • Meta_Conscious
    Meta_Conscious Members Posts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Nah... I'm Mr always gets caught
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  • one_manshow
    one_manshow Members Posts: 4,591 ✭✭✭✭
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    Real woman in a respectful relationship wouldn't even take the number she would set the tone straight off the bat.. this is the ? women who lack confidence and self esteem do to get that annual boost...
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lol @ annual boost..foh.



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  • DNB1
    DNB1 Members Posts: 19,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm known for this deep voice over the phone...female staff always actin up....anyways I got this butch looking white chick that I swear has got everyone in her department to forward all calls from me to her....

    Yesterday she started wid the ? sucking innuendos...talking bout, lil Ben needs some TLC and how she could kiss, lick and carress lil Ben until theres a sticky white mess over her face....? was woat cause she look like a butch lesbian...I played along for a minute until she said she coming to my place after work...she knows I got my own place cause she originally trained me in housing services and it came up how much I be paying on rent and ? ....mad awkward...I just lol'd and got off the phone...

    Now I dread having to phone through to her team....and I got emails all in my inbox this morning....I should never of played along wid the sex talk...? told me she don't wear knickers to work cause when i call they get all wet and ? ....She thinks I would ? ...but I can't do that ? ...

    The worst part is she telling females of a higher quality, like she got a chance....one chick wid all da ass gave me the side eye recently and i know it's cause of Butch Cassidy nh...

    I'm just smh @ this whole ? ...

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  • MissK
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    DNB1 wrote: »
    I'm known for this deep voice over the phone...female staff always actin up....anyways I got this butch looking white chick that I swear has got everyone in her department to forward all calls from me to her....

    Yesterday she started wid the ? sucking innuendos...talking bout, lil Ben needs some TLC and how she could kiss, lick and carress lil Ben until theres a sticky white mess over her face....? was woat cause she look like a butch lesbian...I played along for a minute until she said she coming to my place after work...she knows I got my own place cause she originally trained me in housing services and it came up how much I be paying on rent and ? ....mad awkward...I just lol'd and got off the phone...

    Now I dread having to phone through to her team....and I got emails all in my inbox this morning....I should never of played along wid the sex talk...? told me she don't wear knickers to work cause when i call they get all wet and ? ....She thinks I would ? ...but I can't do that ? ...

    The worst part is she telling females of a higher quality, like she got a chance....one chick wid all da ass gave me the side eye recently and i know it's cause of Butch Cassidy nh...

    I'm just smh @ this whole ? ...


    Well damn....the use of the word knickers had me laughing tho....

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  • Kat
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    Eh, we did the friendly head nod this morning, I think he gets it.
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  • DNB1
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    lol...don't you say that out there?

    I suppose it is a very english word...should of said *Dro voice*drawls...lol
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yeah knickers doesn't get much play over here..unless we're making fun of Brits.
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  • Bodhi
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    Haul Judos wrote: »
    when that chick told me she had ? /AIDS but was on medication....

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  • shit happens
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    DNB1 wrote: »
    I'm known for this deep voice over the phone...female staff always actin up....anyways I got this butch looking white chick that I swear has got everyone in her department to forward all calls from me to her....

    Yesterday she started wid the ? sucking innuendos...talking bout, lil Ben needs some TLC and how she could kiss, lick and carress lil Ben until theres a sticky white mess over her face....? was woat cause she look like a butch lesbian...I played along for a minute until she said she coming to my place after work...she knows I got my own place cause she originally trained me in housing services and it came up how much I be paying on rent and ? ....mad awkward...I just lol'd and got off the phone...

    Now I dread having to phone through to her team....and I got emails all in my inbox this morning....I should never of played along wid the sex talk...? told me she don't wear knickers to work cause when i call they get all wet and ? ....She thinks I would ? ...but I can't do that ? ...

    The worst part is she telling females of a higher quality, like she got a chance....one chick wid all da ass gave me the side eye recently and i know it's cause of Butch Cassidy nh...

    I'm just smh @ this whole ? ...

    Sounds like a sexual harassment case waiting to happen ol gal finta cashout
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  • Kat
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    Ok so I'm on the bus and awkward moment guy is two seats ahead of me. As I'm leading forward to put on my hoody, this MFer raises his paw to scratch his head and what do I see? A gold wedding band!

    These dudes ain't ? !
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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
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    question do u still have the paper or did u throw it out?

    if you still have it why do u have it ask yourself that.

    if u threw it out disregard the above.
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    *disregards*
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  • BIGbaddBLACK
    BIGbaddBLACK Members Posts: 90 ✭✭✭
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    You takin numbers?
















    jus playin













    kinda
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  • peterpiffin
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    i mad he wrote the ? down on a piece of paper. like we in the 80's or some ? . probably had a beeper to go with that pen and pad.
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  • MsSouthern
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    Damn he was married ...he ain't ? !!!!

    Ugh ...disgusting
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I know right! Just brazen about it too..I kinda felt like smacking him upside the back of the head as I was exiting the bus, but I refrained.

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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    he showed you the ring on purpose

    basically he was saying

    "you gotta man.......i gotta wife......we both got ? to lose...so let's make wit the whoopee, and keeps it moving....nobody has to know ? "
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lol..maybe you're right du.

    No thanks!
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    that's high school, making me ride the bus with you for months..
    have an affair, act like an adult for once...
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  • S2J
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    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Ok so I'm on the bus and awkward moment guy is two seats ahead of me. As I'm leading forward to put on my hoody, this MFer raises his paw to scratch his head and what do I see? A gold wedding band!

    These dudes ain't ? !

    The subject is still paying him attention...her use of exclamation marks implies emotion...the subject is subconciously dissapointed

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  • [Deleted User]
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    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    ..somebody in your daily routine tries to holla at you.

    So there is this guy on my bus that rides pretty much every day. The other day he spoke and said good morning and when he sat down I noticed he was writing something on a torn off piece of paper. Right then, I was like please don't let this dude be trying to give me his number, but he got off the bus without saying anything so I said to myself damn you're full of yourself and left it at that.

    This morning I get off the bus and look over and he's standing right next to me. He speaks, I pull out my earbud, he says I'm very attractive (aw), asks if I have a bf (yes) and then says we should do lunch, and then hands me that sammmme torn off piece of paper from the other day!

    Now my bus ride is going to be awkward cause I have no intention in calling him.

    Hate that ? .

    Share your awkward moments..

    Lol. Bold and fresh as if you being taken really matters.
    You could be rocking a wedding ring and it wouldn't mean anything, brothers of every caliber still trying to holla. It's a shame how many married men also try that too, happens everyday.
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