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When I was a child, I loved chicken. When I was a teen, I loved pork. Now that I am an adult, I love chicken.
When I was a boy I liked girls. When I was a teen, I liked women. Now that I am an adult, I like girls.
When I was a boy, I had sporadic errections. When I was a teen, I had perennial errections. As an adult, I have errectile dysfunction.
When I was a boy, I wanted to play in the NBA. When I was a teen, I wanted to be a rapper. Now that I am an adult, I want to save up enough money to have sex with the women NBA players and rappers have sex with for free.
When I was a boy I liked girls. When I was a teen, I liked women. Now that I am an adult, I like girls.
When I was a boy, I had sporadic errections. When I was a teen, I had perennial errections. As an adult, I have errectile dysfunction.
When I was a boy, I wanted to play in the NBA. When I was a teen, I wanted to be a rapper. Now that I am an adult, I want to save up enough money to have sex with the women NBA players and rappers have sex with for free.
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I would ban your mother if she posted here
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When you were a kid, you were ? up. When you were a teen, you were ? up. Now you're an adult and you're still ? up.
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Funny
