Tales of Victory: Lunch ? Edition
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Fellas, share your successes from being a lunch ? .
Ladies, fill us in on the times a lunch ? has actually won.
Lunch ? have to have some wins, cuz if not, you wouldnt see
multiples versions of this dude at EVERY office.
**P.S.** buying a woman lunch all the time, just to listen to her talk does not qualify you for this thread.
***P.P.S.*** ladies, if you have let a ? buy you lunch more than ten times, YOU OWE THAT MAN SEX.
Ladies, fill us in on the times a lunch ? has actually won.
Lunch ? have to have some wins, cuz if not, you wouldnt see
multiples versions of this dude at EVERY office.
**P.S.** buying a woman lunch all the time, just to listen to her talk does not qualify you for this thread.
***P.P.S.*** ladies, if you have let a ? buy you lunch more than ten times, YOU OWE THAT MAN SEX.
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You might get some ? sporadically, but the lifestyle is an overall loss.
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oh ? lol, its a lifestyle?
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< at home playing 2K when a ? come over after being in the club getting hit on ?
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oh ? lol, its a lifestyle?
If it's in a persons character to put up with and listening to whole bunch of unnecessary ? waiting in hopes to ? ....pretty much yeah.
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Idk about lunch but i met this chick with a fat ass and cute face right after high school when I was 18. She used to work at this subway, and I use to go there before closing and ? before she went to her bfs house. She used to give up the ass too, but claimed her bf never got it.
The good old days.
Her working at subway and people eating at subway for lunch is what reminded me of this. -
I ? ? in relationships aint no lunch over here...
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I have been working since I was 16 and to this day I have never bought a ? i work with lunch...ever !!
Could also be that I have never worked with an attractive female but ? all that ...You get paid the same times i do ...buy your own lunch -
aint you the ? with the convertible hairline
my ? be droppin the top on them hoes
Whose that ? who hates white women, but remembers what ? look like?
Oh yeah, that you.
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I was a seasoned lunch ? with multiple trophies and plaques on my wall haha
unfortunately when I was married I was kicking it with this "lunch chick" who caused me take a serious L with the wife
shorty blew up my spot like a ? SMH -
Buying girls lunch?
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I think some of you are misinterpreting the thread premise and taking it literally.
A lunch ? isn't some dude at work who just goes to lunch with ? .
Lunch ? is a dude that works with your girl who's trying to "orchestrate" ? sessions with her.
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? can't even get a Peace Tea from me.
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If you have to buy a woman lunch for weeks and months on end.... Just to hope for a chance to get some ? ..... You need to reevaluate your life.
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you don't buy the girl lunch - you work together and go to lunch together. it usually starts innocently enough - you just talk ? about people at the office or ? jokes or whatever but what's basically going on is you're having a 1-hour date with this chick every day. sooner or later sex happens. it's inevitable.
yes i've been that guy. 4 times. luckily i usually work from home these days so I don't get myself into trouble anymore. -
I think some of you are misinterpreting the thread premise and taking it literally.
A lunch ? isn't some dude at work who just goes to lunch with ? .
Lunch ? is a dude that works with your girl who's trying to "orchestrate" ? sessions with her.
Thank you for clarifyin for those who obvioulsy needed it (not me)
I was gettin tired of the 'man i aint buyin no hoe lunch' direction of this thread... -
A lunch ngga just uses the embedded benefits of working with a woman:
She already know you're 'safe' w/ a good job
She's seen you interact w/ other people so she knows you're 'normal'
You've established basic coversation and interests
^^^^Chicks go months tryin to establish these things in the normal dating world
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aint you the ? with the convertible hairline
my ? be droppin the top on them hoes
This ? chea put me in da flo dawg I literally got week Sheesh man
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When I read the title I started to hear NFL films theme music
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Idk about lunch but i met this chick with a fat ass and cute face right after high school when I was 18.
She used to give up the ass too, but claimed her bf never got it.
Pics of this young lady?
Or a link to her facebook or twitter?
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I havent had any contact with her for a few years now, and I'm not about to look her up on Facebook and what not cause that ? will make me slip and I ain't trying to cheat on my girl.
Last I heard she was getting married to her bf though.
And I still got pics and videos we made in my private stash but I ain't about to pull it out. -
dallas' 4 eva wrote: »If you have to buy a woman lunch for weeks and months on end.... Just to hope for a chance to get some ? ..... You need to reevaluate your life.
quoted and bolded for emphasis
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Last I heard she was getting married to her bf though.
Is it the same boyfriend she was with when you were smashing her at Subway???
If it's him, that dude's about to take a major loss.
'Probably thinks she's an angel and doesn't have a clue as to what she's really about.
? 's ? up.
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Happens more often that people would like to mention. Thts why I see none of these chics as little angels anymoreIs it same boyfriend she was with when you were smashing her at Subway???
If it's him, that dude's about to take a major loss.
'Probably thinks she's an angel and doesn't have a clue as to what she's really about.
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ok maybe i aint ? lol
im the type dude to see baby girl leaving the building for lunch, wait like ten minutes, then text her and ask her to get me something on some "oh why aint you tell me you was leaving for lunch.... bring me back a grilled chicken sandwhich" ?
you take a huge L doing this when she's mad at you tho. she come back empty handed and you be salty as ? ... knowing damn well she ate whatever she bought on the way back :0( -
? still don't get it.
