so i met my soulmate tonight
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SneakDZA
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if i could tell you guys accurately how hot this chick is you still wouldn't believe me. the only problem is that 10 minutes after i met her this girl i'm dating decides to pop in and then 10 minutes after that this other girl i'm dating shows up and they both happen to be freinemies with each other.
luckily the bartender is a friend of mine so he helped me keep them all separated in the bar but i wasn't able to get my dreamgirl's number - only her name. she said she hangs out there sometimes so maybe i'll see her again but most likely by the time that happens my liver is gonna be looking like the rosetta stone. wish me luck guys. and don't move this to growing pains because i'm an old-ass man and i'm pretty sure this is a timeless dilemma.
luckily the bartender is a friend of mine so he helped me keep them all separated in the bar but i wasn't able to get my dreamgirl's number - only her name. she said she hangs out there sometimes so maybe i'll see her again but most likely by the time that happens my liver is gonna be looking like the rosetta stone. wish me luck guys. and don't move this to growing pains because i'm an old-ass man and i'm pretty sure this is a timeless dilemma.
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you is a true niggabitch.Sneak Dissa wrote: »if i could tell you guys accurately how hot this chick is you still wouldn't believe me. the only problem is that 10 minutes after i met her this girl i'm dating decides to pop in and then 10 minutes after that this other girl i'm dating shows up and they both happen to be freinemies with each other.
luckily the bartender is a friend of mine so he helped me keep them all separated in the bar but i wasn't able to get my dreamgirl's number - only her name. she said she hangs out there sometimes so maybe i'll see her again but most likely by the time that happens my liver is gonna be looking like the rosetta stone. wish me luck guys. and don't move this to growing pains because i'm an old-ass man and i'm pretty sure this is a timeless dilemma. -
Judd Apatow got rich by recyling the same formula b..I aint sayin you lyin but I aint sayin I believe you either b
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? shut the ? up with this hoe ass ?
did you feel butterflys in yo stomach, you powderpuff girl ass ?
i felt butterflys in my bals (nh). i really think i'm in love. i'm never gonna simp again. i'm being hard as ? on a ? via text messge right now so clown all you want... she is the one. -
Have you been drinking? If so, and you are ? , it's an alcoholic love phase.
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you is a true niggabitch.Sneak Dissa wrote: »if i could tell you guys accurately how hot this chick is you still wouldn't believe me. the only problem is that 10 minutes after i met her this girl i'm dating decides to pop in and then 10 minutes after that this other girl i'm dating shows up and they both happen to be freinemies with each other.
luckily the bartender is a friend of mine so he helped me keep them all separated in the bar but i wasn't able to get my dreamgirl's number - only her name. she said she hangs out there sometimes so maybe i'll see her again but most likely by the time that happens my liver is gonna be looking like the rosetta stone. wish me luck guys. and don't move this to growing pains because i'm an old-ass man and i'm pretty sure this is a timeless dilemma.
but i'll still crush your skull your your ? white trash momma's hamhock though.. -
Timeless dilemma...........
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I thought I met my soulmate.. she turned out to be hoe, all these ? the same... ? em and leave em
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Have you been drinking? If so, and you are ? , it's an alcoholic love phase.
actually i was just about to start drinking but when i saw her i decided to tone it down... but then the ? hit the fan in a major way so i spent my whole night slip-dippin and diving while trying to get this broad alone long enough to get her number without looking shady (which i was) or desperate (which i was). after she left and the two chicks i'm dating were still there i drank a few shots and told both of them to ? off and went home. (now i'm getting alternating txt messages from both of them but i just want them to leave me the ? alone).
i'm not saying i did this like the primo supreme hustler.. i just did the best i could given the situation. -
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anyway this is a love thread. i'm in love and i don't care who knows it.
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You're gonna end up ? off at the mailman b..word 2 slick rick bSneak Dissa wrote: »anyway this is a love thread. i'm in love and i don't care who knows it.
http://youtu.be/ndCeUOML79E
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? i am going to be real with you as only a KING ALPHA MALE can, forget about it brother....if that's your true soulmate it will never happen or have a happy ending, soulmates are meant to be friends not lovers, once you hit those guts it's over forever.......
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? all y'all. i was opening up in this thread (nh) and expressing human emotions. now i even have hefty sensitive ? ? on me. well guess what... the joke's on you guys when you're old and alone because you were too cool to express your emotions once in a blue moon.
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Well broski, if this ? is legit love, then good man, love is ? awesome. Good luck w her and hope that ? goes well.
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? stop crying and look at what you're doing to yourself.
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Gold must be having one great week.
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ayo ? this thread. mods close this ? . but once i see her again please reopen it and i'll add nudes so you guys know i wasn't bullshittin.
but in the meantime... i'm dedicating this to the one that (temporarily) got away....
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lmao @ Le Coq Sportif. you youngsters have no clue what that even is.
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Im a straight simp when Im ? straight up. Wont even lie. Yall would be ashamed of me lol
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I always have great weeks yo.Gold must be having one great week.
Such is the life I lead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs_0NX4zNzw
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great donkey thread
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i put this in donkey? or did it get moved here? i was ? . anyway i just want it deleted now.
