Life's Cruel Little Joke

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Maximus Rex
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edited July 2010 in For The Grown & Sexy
Life is a muthafucka. and also the ulimate revenge in some cases. While in high school and college, guys will pursue the hottest chicks on campus. Usually these are the well endowed or overdeveloped hotties. At this point in time, it can be argued that women have the power. Attractive women in their late teens and 20's have this uncanny ability to get guys to buy them things and sometimes even get them to pay their bills. Simoly because men find them attractive.

Young guys will get discouraged and sometimes have jaded view of women, but guys you have to understand life will play a cruel joke on these women years down the road.

As with meat, dairy products, and othe perishable good. Women have a definite "shelf life." Hell they even have a "best when used date." Women are at their prime from the age of 18-35. It's this 17 yr stretch that women can use their looks to to their advantage. The tide slowly starts to turn when she hits 25. Though she's still probably as hot as August 18th, she best years are behind her. From still point on it's all downhill. When she reaches 30, for all intents and purposes it's a wrap. The ? is starting to fall down and resemble some gelationous sustance, her ? are beginning to sag, and she's developing crows feet.

Some chicks have good genes and take care of themselves and they can possibly squeeze out five more years. Put these chicks are few and far between.

It's usually around this time women start wanting "a good man." Let me add that if a chick pops out a kid during this time, it's a wrap also. Generally females have baby damage after a pregnancy.

Then there's guys. Guys don't even begin until 25 and our looks don't start to fade until 35, 40 years old. If a guy keeps in shape, He can negate the affects of age. Notice how many chicks talk about the "handsome older gentleman." Simply put age doesn't ? us the same way it does chicks.

Then there's the kicker, the thing that negates even age. Money. While chicks gotta start worrying about getting a guy at 25, we just starting out, fresh out of college and trying to build a career. When it's over for chicks at 30, for men where just hitting our stride. Imagine being a Havard Law graduate at 30 years old making a high 5 digit or 6 digit salary and your working out. You'd be able to ? probably 85% of the chicks you come across. Imagine being 35 or 40, a senior partner in some prestigous law firm or whatever high powered position your in and your single. YOU CAN STILL BE ABLE TO BANG CHICKS IN THEIR LATE TEENS AND 20'S!!!!

This is my it's important to stay in school. This is why Leykis recommeds against getting into serious relationships until your 25 or achieved your career goals.

So guys don't fret when the hotties turn you down. Stay focused. If you handle your business, in years to come you'll be able to have them. The thing is you'll probably not want them because age has set in, you will probably want her hotter, younger, sister.
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