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I just thought about one now...i got off work like 5am walk into my place n i see one of my jordans floating across the room..a pipe in the bathroom sink busted n i was like ? ..i gota save my shoes n my tv...so im in about 6 inches of water..n i go to my room..n i usually have the outlets up high...but they fell so when i walked in my room..i could feel the electricity a lil bit so i said ? this n told me neighbor shes a ? head she goes in there wit a broom n hits the cords so it unplugs...i basically almost killed myself over a tv.
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I just thought about one now...i got off work like 5am walk into my place n i see one of my jordans floating across the room..a pipe in the bathroom sink busted n i was like ? ..i gota save my shoes n my tv...so im in about 6 inches of water..n i go to my room..n i usually have the outlets up high...but they fell so when i walked in my room..i could feel the electricity a lil bit so i said ? this n told me neighbor shes a ? head she goes in there wit a broom n hits the cords so it unplugs...i basically almost killed myself over a tv.
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After smokin that good good wit my friends, they went out to grab some jack in the ? . Im in the house by myself and they caught me watching "A Walk To Remember" on the Lifetime channel while smokin a cig. I was high as hell.
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I ran away from home but I came back because I was hungry
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goodlookinout wrote: »Can't swim
Can't dance
used to bang bishes off the party line
Currently bangs bishes off sex groups on Facebook (actually that's a win)
Loves pregnant porn djm
Sometimes if I'm not interested n the chick I'm ? will pick up the phone while I'm ? her to look at ? pic from another broad to finish the jobblakfyahking wrote: »goodlookinout wrote: »Can't swim
Can't dance
used to bang bishes off the party line
Currently bangs bishes off sex groups on Facebook (actually that's a win)
Loves pregnant porn djm
Sometimes if I'm not interested n the chick I'm ? will pick up the phone while I'm ? her to look at ? pic from another broad to finish the job
LMAO........I've done that before SMH
What in the sweet heavens?
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I once had a crush on a chick with a lite mustache
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Sir Lurkalot wrote: »I once had a crush on a chick with a lite mustache
That sir. Was a man. -
I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"
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i love @lechic
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BlackAX410 wrote: »I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"
haha bet you one of the grown people i seen at the hotel wearing life jackets in the baby pool -
BlackAX410 wrote: »I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"
haha bet you one of the grown people i seen at the hotel wearing life jackets in the baby pool
dat incident happened when i was 14 lol i've been in nuthin but kiddie pools since then nd im 20 -
BlackAX410 wrote: »BlackAX410 wrote: »I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"
haha bet you one of the grown people i seen at the hotel wearing life jackets in the baby pool
dat incident happened when i was 14 lol i've been in nuthin but kiddie pools since then nd im 20
damn bro. throw some floaties on or somethin. can't be swimmin around in ? water. well where you at? baltimore. guess its all just bath water anyway -
On the day of my wedding I threw up before the start of it and almost ? up my tux, in front of the pastor and my brother who was my best man...not from being nervous but from the heavy drinking at my bachelor party.
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I currently have a weird rash on my inner thigh from taking L-Carnitine supplements and it gets itchy during the day a lot. Lately I have had to try really hard to refrain from scratching my groin area in public because of it.
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I have a white son
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saw that 1 comin...Sir Lurkalot wrote: »I once had a crush on a chick with a lite mustache
That sir. Was a man.
it definately wasn't. this was back in 4th or 5th grade, she was maad pretty , just hairy as hell. I'm sure i wasnt the only one who liked her but was afraid to slide her the "will u be my girlfriend, yes or no" note from fear of comments like that
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my hair line is tryna Lebron me
Micheal Me
Jamie FoXX Me
Ne-Yo Me
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The insecurity in others makes my ego debo my decision making process, resulting in those around me feeling intimidated, threatened and/or apprehensive.. The primative side of me is dominate in all facets of my being..
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I have a habit of chewing on the inside of my mouth. One time I went to the dentist, and bottom lip was numb. W/o even thinking, I just started chewing away. Of course I didn't feel anything b/c my lip was numb. What I didn't realize is that I pretty much chewed a big hole in the inside of my bottom lip, exposing one of those "lumps" you feel in your lip.
The novacane worn off, extreme pain overcame me. Especially when my mama used hydrogen peroxide...AAAARRGGHHHH!! It took a minute for it to heal. Never again. -
when i was in 3rd grade i walked home from school and as soon as i got there realized i locked myself out of the house and i had to take a massive ? . went in the backyard and ? . in the middle my ? my mom comes home goes in the backyard and was like what the ? are you doing?!?. got a beating for that one
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when i was in 4th grade my moms made me wear these tight ass blue courdoroy pants with a cosby sweater and some penny loafers. i got torn to pieces that day with the jokes. i still get sad when i think about that day lol
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BlackAX410 wrote: »I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"
Damn AXEL lol. 5 year olds bruh haha -
BlackAX410 wrote: »I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"
Damn AXEL lol. 5 year olds bruh haha
? was embarassing man lol my friend nd his dad was laughin at me my boy was tellin me just stand up but i kept goin under water panicking, da lifeguards were blowin da whistle at me screamin get outta da pool my friends dad came nd i was like "dont lemme go" holdin onto him nd ? then eventually we was in 2 feet nd i was still tellin him to not let me go. he told me he was wishin he had a camera cuz he woulda won some money for Americas funniest home videos -
Have a obsession for ? thick dark skinned freaky chicks
only can get off by ? a ? from the side or from behind (love seeing the ass bounce on me. sure fire way to get me hyped)
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