**Broads Who Be In The Club With Dat Stank P*$$¥.**
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Tommy_Milfhitta
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Damn some girls outchea r nasty B. ? , so last night I was at this club and I spotted this fine looking broad so I approached to have a lil ? /bump n grind dance off with her. Okay...I know a lot of y'all ain't never been to a black club here in the UK but basically wen it's the dancehall/bashment set, ALL the girls get buck wild!
Ayt back to the story...so I move to this bish and I can tell shawty givin da boy play so I move to her rear end and she drops it low for a ? . I'm sayin tho, the second she did dat, the fumes went up my nostrils, ? up my medulla oblangata and at that very instance I became sober as a motherfuka! Y'all gotta understand I was decked out with dat ? . I damn near ? up half a bottle of Jack Daniels that night so I was straight faded. I just gave her this "look"....
and just left her right where I found her. She was bad as ? but that stank pu$$¥ was too much to handle b!
? damn near ruined my whole night with her stanky pum-pum, aside from that I had a epic night!!
Just tryna warn u ? to watch out for some of these hoes B, they cud mess up ur life.
Ayt back to the story...so I move to this bish and I can tell shawty givin da boy play so I move to her rear end and she drops it low for a ? . I'm sayin tho, the second she did dat, the fumes went up my nostrils, ? up my medulla oblangata and at that very instance I became sober as a motherfuka! Y'all gotta understand I was decked out with dat ? . I damn near ? up half a bottle of Jack Daniels that night so I was straight faded. I just gave her this "look"....
and just left her right where I found her. She was bad as ? but that stank pu$$¥ was too much to handle b!
? damn near ruined my whole night with her stanky pum-pum, aside from that I had a epic night!!
Just tryna warn u ? to watch out for some of these hoes B, they cud mess up ur life.
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LoL @ ? up my medulla oblangata.
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Maybe you can sue the club ? Especially if they let that ? in free.
I say we pass a law. -
Chicken of the sea hoes
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1. The way you spelled the letter "Y" looks cool, I'm high...
2. I read this in a british ? accent, and it was hilarious...
3. Ion een remember the story I just read...BUT I HATE STANK PUM PUM IN THE CLUB TOO, CUH...
4. STANK WEAVE IS EEN WOATER!!!! -
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Tommy_Milfhitta wrote:Tommy_Milfhitta wrote: »Damn some girls outchea r nasty B. ? , so last night I was at this club and I spotted this fine looking broad so I approached to have a lil ? /bump n grind dance off with her. Okay...I know a lot of y'all ain't never been to a black club here in the UK but basically wen it's the dancehall/bashment set, ALL the girls get buck wild!
Ayt back to the story...so I move to this bish and I can tell shawty givin da boy play so I move to her rear end and she drops it low for a ? . I'm sayin tho, the second she did dat, the fumes went up my nostrils, ? up my medulla oblangata and at that very instance I became sober as a motherfuka! Y'all gotta understand I was decked out with dat ? . I damn near ? up half a bottle of Jack Daniels that night so I was straight faded. I just gave her this "look"....
and just left her right where I found her. She was bad as ? but that stank pu$$¥ was too much to handle b!
? damn near ruined my whole night with her stanky pum-pum, aside from that I had a epic night!!
Just tryna warn u ? to watch out for some of these hoes B, they cud mess up ur life.
? who the ? says that? That word hasn't been used much since the waterboy came out!!! -
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So you know what the mean right?...that broad was burnin
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A1000MILES wrote: »1. The way you spelled the letter "Y" looks cool, I'm high...
2. I read this in a british ? accent, and it was hilarious...
3. Ion een remember the story I just read...BUT I HATE STANK PUM PUM IN THE CLUB TOO, CUH...
4. STANK WEAVE IS EEN WOATER!!!!
? forbid I ever come across a broad with a stank pum pum and a stank weave!! Whoo!! That wud b WOAT
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Tommy_Milfhitta wrote: »
It mean the puma smelt like tuna... -
Tommy_Milfhitta wrote:Tommy_Milfhitta wrote: »Damn some girls outchea r nasty B. ? , so last night I was at this club and I spotted this fine looking broad so I approached to have a lil ? /bump n grind dance off with her. Okay...I know a lot of y'all ain't never been to a black club here in the UK but basically wen it's the dancehall/bashment set, ALL the girls get buck wild!
Ayt back to the story...so I move to this bish and I can tell shawty givin da boy play so I move to her rear end and she drops it low for a ? . I'm sayin tho, the second she did dat, the fumes went up my nostrils, ? up my medulla oblangata and at that very instance I became sober as a motherfuka! Y'all gotta understand I was decked out with dat ? . I damn near ? up half a bottle of Jack Daniels that night so I was straight faded. I just gave her this "look"....
and just left her right where I found her. She was bad as ? but that stank pu$$¥ was too much to handle b!
? damn near ruined my whole night with her stanky pum-pum, aside from that I had a epic night!!
Just tryna warn u ? to watch out for some of these hoes B, they cud mess up ur life.
? who the ? says that? That word hasn't been used much since the waterboy came out!!!
@icks86
? thats the actual word for that part of the brain cuh. Wat, u thought it was slang? C'mon bruh.... -
Juicy J wouldn't say no....
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@spit_fiya
That's wat came to mind. That smell was grotesque, I just had to think something had be wrong with her, there's more to it than just hygiene issues.. -
They should have a ? -woman in the bathrooms, kinda like the mint or hand-drying guy. That lady would get hella tips...
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Yeah man you've been in the presence of a SC "sour Cinderella" boys use to yell out SC SC throughout the club/function/chill spot damn shame
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Ducktales or u party amongst swine...
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Maybe she didn't pay her water bill, but should
of went to the corner store and bought a bottle of water
to freshen up that skunk. -
LightYearzAhead wrote: »Maybe she didn't pay her water bill, but should
of went to the corner store and bought a bottle of water
to freshen up that skunk.
You pick strange places in your sentences to press Enter. Stop doin that...
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Nikka u was supposed to man up and bust that puzzy open & stroke it condom style.
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Stopitfive wrote: »Ducktales or u party amongst swine...
@Stopitfive
Tell me wat city u from so I can start making plans to relocate B. If hearing about stank pu$$¥ hoes sounds like a myth then surely y'all must have hoes that bathe in sweet vanilla scented milk. I can dig that.
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I DONE DANCED ON AT LEAST 3 STANK CREATURES FROM NEW YORK, B....
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i feel ur pain bruh. i was in the strip club a few weeks ago and ran across the funkiest stankiest nasty ? ? ever. i was off in the cut drinking a brew and watching the game. i wasnt even peeping the hoes at that particular moment in time. so im chilling watching the game and all of the sudden out of the blue i got smacked in the nose by a combination of funk, fish, bodussy, and ? juice. it was a glansing but direct blow. i was sitting across from a fan and this ? walked between me and the fan. she wasnt even that close to me but the stench of that rotten ? reached out and touched my ass. i didnt even see the ? . i just caught a glimpse of the back of her ass as she walked by. ? i damn near puked. i was looking under my shoe to see if i had i stepped in something. ? was disgusting.
the stench eventually went away so i thought i was trippin. a few minutes later this ? sits down next to me and starts talking to me. as soon as she did that rotten ? stench of death came back. ? had the nerve to ask me if i wanted a dance. i looked at the ? and my half full bottle of $5 beer took another whiff of the skunk and walked the ? out never to return.
the worst part is the ? was fine as ? . the type of hoe you go to the strip club to see and would holla at instantly in public. damn shame how this bad ass ? was walking around with a skunk between her legs. rotten ? hoes should be stoned to death. obama needs to pass a federal law making it a capitol offense for hoes, especially bad ? to go around smelling like a walking dumpster. something has to be done. im starting a new movement ? or die. those hoes got to start douching mane word to my ? kilohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMtmaLbL1SQ
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A1000MILES wrote: »1. The way you spelled the letter "Y" looks cool, I'm high...
2. I read this in a british ? accent, and it was hilarious...
3. Ion een remember the story I just read...BUT I HATE STANK PUM PUM IN THE CLUB TOO, CUH...
4. STANK WEAVE IS EEN WOATER!!!!
"I'm sayin tho, the second she did dat, the fumes went up my nostrils, ? up my medulla oblangata and at that very instance I became sober as a motherfuka! Y'all gotta understand I was decked out with dat ? . I damn near ? up half a bottle of Jack Daniels that night so I was straight faded."
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wassup w/the feelings pico? why you got a problem w/the ? or die movement??? dont tell me you walking around w/that pigpen ? to. thats a got damn shame. well you always did have a tomboy feel about you so i wouldnt be to surprised if that snatch smelt like the inside of a baseball glove. oh well the ? or die movement claims its first victim.
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Pico likes it au naturale'..
