Kanye West announces that Kim Kardashian is pregnant.
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CrookedLetter wrote: »Hopefully great music comes outta this, congrats to them both
It won't. [-( -
That is one lucky azz ? , knocked up one of the most beautiful women in the world and will have a beautiful baby. That ? living the dream as well be rich and be Jay Z homie and a dead or alive top 10 rapper/producer. This is the dream folks.
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Disciplined InSight wrote: »That baby gonna catch publicity stunt hell.
The baby gonna' be named Pillow.
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P swayze166 wrote: »that kid never had a chance...
mom a bird brain
dad is a ? fish
grandpa is a woman with a stud earring
grandma openly ponders cheating on grandpa on tv
other grandpa curses said baby cuz he helped cover up murder of a jew and a white woman
aunt really aint aunt and is married to a dude who sleeps with a lakers rattle chewing on charleston chews 24/7
uncle is a creepy dude who makes socks for a living
2 younger aunts are being pushed to be ? since they was 11
armenian and black mix....? bless this poor child's soul.
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everything is true except the bolded. Lol at calling kanye a "? fish" when he aint never be reported to kiss another ? (like some rappers), or suspectfully pose in behind a ? (like diddy).
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Monizzle14 wrote: »P swayze166 wrote: »that kid never had a chance...
mom a bird brain
dad is a ? fish
grandpa is a woman with a stud earring
grandma openly ponders cheating on grandpa on tv
other grandpa curses said baby cuz he helped cover up murder of a jew and a white woman
aunt really aint aunt and is married to a dude who sleeps with a lakers rattle chewing on charleston chews 24/7
uncle is a creepy dude who makes socks for a living
2 younger aunts are being pushed to be ? since they was 11
armenian and black mix....? bless this poor child's soul.[IMG][/img]
everything is true except the bolded. Lol at calling kanye a "? fish" when he aint never be reported to kiss another ? (like some rappers), or suspectfully pose in behind a ? (like diddy).
*never watched South Park post*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WDMfTkxvHsY -
Yuk ?
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Monizzle14 wrote: »P swayze166 wrote: »that kid never had a chance...
mom a bird brain
dad is a ? fish
grandpa is a woman with a stud earring
grandma openly ponders cheating on grandpa on tv
other grandpa curses said baby cuz he helped cover up murder of a jew and a white woman
aunt really aint aunt and is married to a dude who sleeps with a lakers rattle chewing on charleston chews 24/7
uncle is a creepy dude who makes socks for a living
2 younger aunts are being pushed to be ? since they was 11
armenian and black mix....? bless this poor child's soul.[IMG][/img]
everything is true except the bolded. Lol at calling kanye a "? fish" when he aint never be reported to kiss another ? (like some rappers), or suspectfully pose in behind a ? (like diddy).
*never watched South Park post*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WDMfTkxvHsY
such a fail I didnt even respond to him...plus obv a kanye stand trying to tear down wayne to make kanye cooler, when in fact they both ? as ? and garbage juice on a hot summer's day -
kanye? garbage juice? neva that!
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who does tomp think the father is though? Beyonce's pregnancy wasn't complete without his "It's Usher's! It's the bodyguard's! It's Marques Houston's!"
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ROZAYTABERNACLE wrote: »who does tomp think the father is though? Beyonce's pregnancy wasn't complete without his "It's Usher's! It's the bodyguard's! It's Marques Houston's!"
Bow Wow maybe... Wait, nevermind. W's don't exist in that ? 's vocabulary. -
Major loss for Kanye. Even nas feels sorry for him. The biggest winner today is kris humphries. Not only would kris get off on a crime of passion technicality for clapping up Kanye for knocking up his legal wife he will also be entitled to a buyout from Kanye for being an adulterer that ruined his union of marriage with that sand ? . Kanye announcement tweet was a bat signal for kris lawyers to get ready to put in work. Kris ain't even the daddy and he about to make 20 million off this baby. Kanye is hustling backwards. Did Kanye notice that nobody else wasn't keen on putting a baby in this ? lmfao. Bush and ray j already told us they pull out this broad every time. What was Kanye thinking. I hope that weak nut he caught was worth all these millions of dollars he is going to lose. She is going put him on child support a week after this kid is born because she or he is going to have to pay humphries out. This ain't no kid to Kim this is escrow. That's an ATM and a sense of entitlement over another man financial life. These fake asss businessmen like jay z and Kanye ain't used to women so they wife the first used up ? that give them attention. Congrats ye! You are having a baby by a ? that ? ray j on camera. A ? that has thousands of hours of footage spending time with Reggie bush. A ? that admitted she got ? in cowboys stadium by miles Austin. A ? who couldn't hack 3 months in a marriage. Kanye is dumb as ? .
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Her last oneShencotheMC wrote: »Beyonce' album flopped? Which beyonce' album you talking about?
The fact you didn't know speaks for itself
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tompetrez3 wrote: »Major loss for Kanye. Even nas feels sorry for him. The biggest winner today is kris humphries. Not only would kris get off on a crime of passion technicality for clapping up Kanye for knocking up his legal wife he will also be entitled to a buyout from Kanye for being an adulterer that ruined his union of marriage with that sand ? . Kanye announcement tweet was a bat signal for kris lawyers to get ready to put in work. Kris ain't even the daddy and he about to make 20 million off this baby. Kanye is hustling backwards. Did Kanye notice that nobody else wasn't keen on putting a baby in this ? lmfao. Bush and ray j already told us they pull out this broad every time. What was Kanye thinking. I hope that weak nut he caught was worth all these millions of dollars he is going to lose. She is going put him on child support a week after this kid is born because she or he is going to have to pay humphries out. This ain't no kid to Kim this is escrow. That's an ATM and a sense of entitlement over another man financial life. These fake asss businessmen like jay z and Kanye ain't used to women so they wife the first used up ? that give them attention. Congrats ye! You are having a baby by a ? that ? ray j on camera. A ? that has thousands of hours of footage spending time with Reggie bush. A ? that admitted she got ? in cowboys stadium by miles Austin. A ? who couldn't hack 3 months in a marriage. Kanye is dumb as ? .
That's all you had to say ? damn, but then again, it's not a Tomp post unless its more than 50 words and a Jay Z reference ...
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On a sidenote why do a lot black power/conscious/ artsy dudes end up w/ white girls?
I got an afro and look like a black panther and a black ? told me I looked like I would do well w/ white ? because I got that kind of afrocentric thing poppin w/ the hair
I will beat a white girl but, it's not what I go for on any regular basis.Only hit bout 4 in my life tops
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tompetrez3 wrote: »tompetrez3 wrote: »Major loss for Kanye. Even nas feels sorry for him. The biggest winner today is kris humphries. Not only would kris get off on a crime of passion technicality for clapping up Kanye for knocking up his legal wife he will also be entitled to a buyout from Kanye for being an adulterer that ruined his union of marriage with that sand ? . Kanye announcement tweet was a bat signal for kris lawyers to get ready to put in work. Kris ain't even the daddy and he about to make 20 million off this baby. Kanye is hustling backwards. Did Kanye notice that nobody else wasn't keen on putting a baby in this ? lmfao. Bush and ray j already told us they pull out this broad every time. What was Kanye thinking. I hope that weak nut he caught was worth all these millions of dollars he is going to lose. She is going put him on child support a week after this kid is born because she or he is going to have to pay humphries out. This ain't no kid to Kim this is escrow. That's an ATM and a sense of entitlement over another man financial life. These fake asss businessmen like jay z and Kanye ain't used to women so they wife the first used up ? that give them attention. Congrats ye! You are having a baby by a ? that ? ray j on camera. A ? that has thousands of hours of footage spending time with Reggie bush. A ? that admitted she got ? in cowboys stadium by miles Austin. A ? who couldn't hack 3 months in a marriage. Kanye is dumb as ? .
this is hilarious....but when did she say she got banged out in cowboy stadium?? LOLLL thats hilarious, please post that interview lol -
somebody help point out the pros and cons of Ye's situation for me..
so far heres what I came up with..
pros..
she worth over $30 million
she's beautiful
she swallow (see Ray J sex tape)
she seem submissive
cons
she have a past (like most of us)
she's an attention ?
she's still married to kris humphries (divorce not final)
strong possibility Kanye's not the father
Kanye obviously didn't listen to Jay's "? And Sister"
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tompetrez3 wrote: »Congrats ye! You are having a baby by a ? that ? ray j on camera.
It will all surely come down to this ...
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Disciplined InSight wrote: »somebody help point out the pros and cons of Ye's situation for me..
so far heres what I came up with..
pros..
she worth over $30 million
she's beautiful
she swallow (see Ray J sex tape)
she seem submissive
cons
she have a past (like most of us)
she's an attention ?
she's still married to kris humphries (divorce not final)
strong possibility Kanye's not the father
Kanye obviously didn't listen to Jay's "? And Sister"
Fixed for accuracy.
Fam U didnt fix anything, U added to the list..
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if he got some random chick we didnt know about ppl would be happy for him. so im jus gonna pretend he didnt jus knock up the most opportunistic chick ever & offer my congrats..
maybe the sex is better than it looked on camera..
kanye shrug indeed..
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P swayze166 wrote: »that kid never had a chance...
mom a bird brain
dad is a ? fish
grandpa is a woman with a stud earring
grandma openly ponders cheating on grandpa on tv
other grandpa curses said baby cuz he helped cover up murder of a jew and a white woman
aunt really aint aunt and is married to a dude who sleeps with a lakers rattle chewing on charleston chews 24/7
uncle is a creepy dude who makes socks for a living
2 younger aunts are being pushed to be ? since they was 11
armenian and black mix....? bless this poor child's soul.[IMG][/img]
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Why ? be acting like they wouldn't ? and wife up Kim K, ya'll out here ? way uglier hoes who are broke. You girl has a history, whether or not it's been on camera.
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Why ? be acting like they wouldn't ? and wife up Kim K, ya'll out here ? way uglier hoes who are broke. You girl has a history, whether or not it's been on camera.
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If she aint divorced Kris Humpries is on the hook for Child Support.
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blackamerica wrote: »
Her last oneShencotheMC wrote: »Beyonce' album flopped? Which beyonce' album you talking about?
The fact you didn't know speaks for itself
4 did 310k first week and is certified platinum right now bro... -
On a sidenote why do a lot black power/conscious/ artsy dudes end up w/ white girls?
I got an afro and look like a black panther and a black ? told me I looked like I would do well w/ white ? because I got that kind of afrocentric thing poppin w/ the hair
I will beat a white girl but, it's not what I go for on any regular basis.Only hit bout 4 in my life tops
IDC who a dude dates but I find that odd
*G&S post*
This dude at my job be on his black empowerment ? hard body, but one day he told me he flat out don't like black chicks. I'm like, the ? ? But understanding his history which I won't get into, I understood. See, the afrocentric and artsy type dudes think on a wavelength that a regular doo doo head ? from the hood can't get on. And unfortunately, most of these chicks are... black. And when they do get out the hood, they meet black chicks that are so uppity and full of themselves... these same black chicks that use their blackness as a defense mechanism, but then go ahead and date a white dude (hi Halle). ? just don't work. And the thing with these dudes is that as conscious and as outspoken as they are, they have serious control issues. So they gotta settle for the races they feel won't give them too much headaches. Either hispanics, that just wanna cook and ? all day, white chicks, that just don't give a ? in general and wanna "experiment", or anything in between.
Long story short, it all comes down to control, sex and the paper bag syndrome that us black folks have been programmed with since we got here. We all know Ye is a control freak, and the last black chick he tried to wife up dipped on him, so I'm not surprised that he's looking at Kim like a safety net. She look good, got money, and givin him ? . That's all a ? like that needs.
