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yes i've been to some. some good, some bad.
theres some i been to where i showed up at midnite, no liquor in sight. a lot of dudes standing in corners quiet as ? , mean mugging, and some extremely fat ? who never left their spot on the couch. not to mention theres usually a fight or something that almost leads up to one. those were the bad ones tho.
had a lot of fun at the good parties tho but thats when i knew a good amount of the ppl there already or when its a family event.
but this is not arguable.........
black bbq's>white bbq's -
To piggyback off of what @tabatha_ said only white people would allow this fuckery to take place. I woulda been pushing up daisies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vx6DmG1BH4
I would have beaten him within an inch of his life. On Tv. -
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Typical White people conversation wherever a WILD ANIMAL is
White person: "Oh wow look at that (Insert Wild Animal Here)!!!! ? ? ? !!!! Get closer so I can take some pictures..."
Animal: ROOOOOAAARRRRR!!!!
White Person: ? ? ? Stop stop HELP!
Animal: ROOOOOAAAARRRR!!!! CHOMP
White Person: FLATLINE
Surviving White Person that filmed EVERYTHING: We were just minding our business.. I can't believe this happened
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Why do white people actively seek out poisonous and dangerous animals?
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-fidgety as ? .
-pay ? to ? their ? , while they watch & ?
-swear dogs mouths, are one of the cleanest things on the planet.
-hate blacks, but somehow , are always around blacks (see Caribbeans & Africa & I.C)
-If have long eccentric hair. (braids, Afro, locs, curls) their hands seem glued to your hair.
<get sleepy, when ppl touch his hair post. I know I'm not the only one.
-Don't raise their churin, churin raised by black or Latina mammies
-Love squeezing in tight spaces (NYC train heads, know)
-Sneeze in their hands, then wanna dap u up.
-Love black hookers
-Love urging ppl in forgiving them for their loooooooong history of causing turmoil, but steal a bag a chips at age 5. they bring it up, till the day u die. They'll even write it on your tomb stone.
-1st ones to say ? "NiggersBouncingAround"= NBA, YET are the main ones restless, during the lockout.
-(women) love fantasizing about being ? by a group of black men
-wear the Nike's & addidas ? don't buy. -
white parties>black parties
u can get wasted for free and if u do bring a bottle/case of beer u can just throw it in the fridge where u will find it filled with alcohol from top to bottom already.
C/$, but Jamaican parties>>>>>>>everybody in the universe -
...want to touch your hair. Don't have a nice size afro, you'll have to cut somebody.
”? , I picked it out perfect. The ? is wrong with you?” -
I don't know why he just gave me an LOL for my post
AIn't ? funny
i learned the hard way. its all fun and games til u get her weave wet. -
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To piggyback off of what @tabatha_ said only white people would allow this fuckery to take place. I woulda been pushing up daisieshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vx6DmG1BH4
Kids in the store like that would have made my mom look at me sideways.
Like ” yeah...you see that that? Try that and see what happens.” -
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Boring ?
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....don't have any rhythm, by default.
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Oh snap, yeah I suppose I forgot about that. It's slow Sunday today if thats okay with you dear......lol. -
Its cool Marley lol -
Will accept for who you are?
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@ don't go their way.
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...love moving/building houses right on the coast (I mean 10 feet away from the ocean) and then complain and/or act suprised when their house gets washed away by a natural disaster...happens all the time here...saw one rich white lady on the local news asking reporters "well whats the government gonna do about it..this is the second time my house has been destroyed by the ocean"....bish what they supposed to do move the ocean so you can have a house?
....love dating thier co-workers...I used to work at a gym and that ? was like a spider web of who dated/dating who then they switch partners like its a dosey doe and do it over again
...love moving into the woods with bears/Mtn. lions/wolves and act like the animals have no right to be on thier property and if they get attacked they want to form a hunting party to ? the animal that killed a person -
....don't have any rhythm, by default.
They need a calculator to dance on beat..
Emc2=equals left foot step on the clap
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I don't know about burgers but whoever said that about steak doesn't know how to eat steak... you cook or ask for it medium rare or medium anything more or less is uncivilized
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yo this ratchet mess got me dying lmao
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yo matt whats up with white people and that cot damn air guitar ? ?
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