Freak Show: Smash or Pass

Maximus Rex · March 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1MVLratl5c

Chick with two heads. Smash just as a matter of G.P. Imagine ? them and they're both saying different things. Getting head from the both at the same damn time: GOAT

Pass, but Rex would take the head simply because she doesn't have to get on her knees.

She get an 8 if she had arms and legs.

Sexy Female Amputee: Pass, too ? bizarre, but the head has to be the GOAT.

Albino Chick: Smash, for some reason I think that albino chicks are telepaths, tele and pyrokinetics and by ? one I'll be endowed with superpowers. Don't judge me.

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Deaf Chick: Smash. With the exception of being deaf, a lot times deaf girls are cute as ? , plus they'll make those interesting noises in the throes of passion.

Fat Chick: Smash. Fat chicks are like that Clint Eastwood movie from the 60's. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The Good. Fat chicks are cute as hell sometimes, you that old saying, "Damn, she has a pretty face, but she's fat, only if she would shed the tonnage, she would be good." A lot times fat chicks are easier to holla at because they're are self conscious about their weight, that in turn makes them a little more humbler and affable, (unless she one of the those ? ? who think because thirsty ? are hollering at she has delusions of granduer about how good she actually looks.) If she's one of those buxom gals her ass and ? can negate that gut.

The Bad: She'll have stretch marks on her thighs, ass, ? , and hips. You'll often find yourself thinking, "Damn, if she's this big now, how much bigger will she get later in life."

The Ugly: Of course it's the gut. You find yourself liking the fore mentioned things, her pretty face, her 38 DD's, her ass, but you also have deal with that fact that when she's naked she resembles Buddha, you don't like the fact she has an obstructed view of her privates, and when you're licking her snatch, her stomach blocks your breathing passages. Plus she tends to catch and attitude when you use her "fat girl," arms as a speed bag, you jiggle her fat rolls, and gets really ? that you have incorporated blowing raspberries on her stomach during foreplay.

Disciplined InSight · March 2013

? ...what..in..thee..? ?!

TheIraq · March 2013

That midget got a FAT ASS and I never ? a ? in a wheel chair....... Never ? an albino chick........ Also ? a deaf chick might be GOAT but I'll take the Danger...... You should have made a poll........................

TheIraq · March 2013

Them ? wit two heads is a no go..... Thats some creepy ass ? ...............

Maximus Rex · March 2013

My poll option isn't working. Mod could you please delete the other threads. I did that on accident.

John_Blazini · March 2013

Hahaha this ?

Maximus Rex · March 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBb-C-W8vIE

) The clapping @ 2:17. These girls when they turn 18 need to go into porn. Imagine Wesley Pipes ? them with his ratchet ass. "Yeah I got this two headed ? . Yeah suck that ? , I want both y'all to suck my ? . Turn your head as far as you can ? ." "Take some out? Which one of y'all ? want me to it out?" Your sister seems to be able to handle the ? ." What happens if they like two different dudes and want to ? both of them? Will all of their sexual encounter involve having a train ran on them? They may have two heads, but only one ? . How does that work out? If the one sister is sucking off the dude, and the other sister accidentally licks the dude's ? , will that cause fiction because the one sister was ? with the other sister's man? This ? is beyond ? up.