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  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Empress_ wrote: »
    chicks who talk that I big ? ? or size queens are( mainly) the ones who been around the block so many times or has ? half the city. a few pages back y'all were talking about the ? and the displeasure of hitting that area. when I was in high school during my 5th period ojt( on the job training course). me and 2 of my homeboyz was having a discussion with this sexy half Korean chick named clara. she was a little ditzy though. she was saying she didn't like em to big(she was 5'11). it was painful when it hits the stomach area. I think I read somewhere that hitting the ? area is equivalent to a man getting kicked in the ? .

    I think so.

    A nudge to the ? is uncomfortable

    But literally getting RAMMED in the ? can hurt so bad it will make you ?

    When my husband and I first started getting really freaky he did that ? . I hopped off his ? , threw up, got in the fetal position and laid on that pissy tile until the pain went away

    Had a similar experience except its not the ? he hit and let's just say the pain was accompanied by a ringing in the ears which turned into temporary semi deafness I kid you not!

    Couldn't hear properly that night.

    Umm... if its not the back of the throat he hit, wtf was it?
    I'm tryin to turn hoes deaf outchea.
  • SneakDZA
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    Empress_ wrote: »
    chicks who talk that I big ? ? or size queens are( mainly) the ones who been around the block so many times or has ? half the city. a few pages back y'all were talking about the ? and the displeasure of hitting that area. when I was in high school during my 5th period ojt( on the job training course). me and 2 of my homeboyz was having a discussion with this sexy half Korean chick named clara. she was a little ditzy though. she was saying she didn't like em to big(she was 5'11). it was painful when it hits the stomach area. I think I read somewhere that hitting the ? area is equivalent to a man getting kicked in the ? .

    I think so.

    A nudge to the ? is uncomfortable

    But literally getting RAMMED in the ? can hurt so bad it will make you ?

    When my husband and I first started getting really freaky he did that ? . I hopped off his ? , threw up, got in the fetal position and laid on that pissy tile until the pain went away

    Had a similar experience except its not the ? he hit and let's just say the pain was accompanied by a ringing in the ears which turned into temporary semi deafness I kid you not!

    Couldn't hear properly that night.

    you got RUFIED!
  • [Deleted User]
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    Empress_ wrote: »
    chicks who talk that I big ? ? or size queens are( mainly) the ones who been around the block so many times or has ? half the city. a few pages back y'all were talking about the ? and the displeasure of hitting that area. when I was in high school during my 5th period ojt( on the job training course). me and 2 of my homeboyz was having a discussion with this sexy half Korean chick named clara. she was a little ditzy though. she was saying she didn't like em to big(she was 5'11). it was painful when it hits the stomach area. I think I read somewhere that hitting the ? area is equivalent to a man getting kicked in the ? .

    I think so.

    A nudge to the ? is uncomfortable

    But literally getting RAMMED in the ? can hurt so bad it will make you ?

    When my husband and I first started getting really freaky he did that ? . I hopped off his ? , threw up, got in the fetal position and laid on that pissy tile until the pain went away

    Had a similar experience except its not the ? he hit and let's just say the pain was accompanied by a ringing in the ears which turned into temporary semi deafness I kid you not!

    Couldn't hear properly that night.

    you got RUFIED!

    Pretty sure I would not have such a vivid recollection of the night in question if that were the case, lol.
  • Kat
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    lmao @bignorm73

    Man that is the worst...got you feeling like you hit your funny bone, half laughing, half crying.

  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    hit chicks ? pretty hard back in like 2002....

    i thought i broke her......

    ? felt proud as ? for a minute.......clueless to the rookie mistake i made
  • S2J
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    Empress_ wrote: »
    chicks who talk that I big ? ? or size queens are( mainly) the ones who been around the block so many times or has ? half the city. a few pages back y'all were talking about the ? and the displeasure of hitting that area. when I was in high school during my 5th period ojt( on the job training course). me and 2 of my homeboyz was having a discussion with this sexy half Korean chick named clara. she was a little ditzy though. she was saying she didn't like em to big(she was 5'11). it was painful when it hits the stomach area. I think I read somewhere that hitting the ? area is equivalent to a man getting kicked in the ? .

    I think so.

    A nudge to the ? is uncomfortable

    But literally getting RAMMED in the ? can hurt so bad it will make you ?

    When my husband and I first started getting really freaky he did that ? . I hopped off his ? , threw up, got in the fetal position and laid on that pissy tile until the pain went away

    Had a similar experience except its not the ? he hit and let's just say the pain was accompanied by a ringing in the ears which turned into temporary semi deafness I kid you not!

    Couldn't hear properly that night
    .

    Haaaaa.

    Ladies a lot of times we know ALL this advice, but unless you're wifey or at least a main:

    The comedy/ego boost/great story to tell>>>>>>pleasing you.

    'Man i had her folded up on the bed sayin "huh, what?" >>>>>>making you orgasm.
  • Kat
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    I think @Empress_ post went over some heads..lol.
  • [Deleted User]
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    @mzgrahambitches

    Let us keep it that way, shall we?

    :)
  • [Deleted User]
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    s2jepeka wrote: »
    Empress_ wrote: »
    chicks who talk that I big ? ? or size queens are( mainly) the ones who been around the block so many times or has ? half the city. a few pages back y'all were talking about the ? and the displeasure of hitting that area. when I was in high school during my 5th period ojt( on the job training course). me and 2 of my homeboyz was having a discussion with this sexy half Korean chick named clara. she was a little ditzy though. she was saying she didn't like em to big(she was 5'11). it was painful when it hits the stomach area. I think I read somewhere that hitting the ? area is equivalent to a man getting kicked in the ? .

    I think so.

    A nudge to the ? is uncomfortable

    But literally getting RAMMED in the ? can hurt so bad it will make you ?

    When my husband and I first started getting really freaky he did that ? . I hopped off his ? , threw up, got in the fetal position and laid on that pissy tile until the pain went away

    Had a similar experience except its not the ? he hit and let's just say the pain was accompanied by a ringing in the ears which turned into temporary semi deafness I kid you not!

    Couldn't hear properly that night
    .

    Haaaaa.

    Ladies a lot of times we know ALL this advice, but unless you're wifey or at least a main:

    The comedy/ego boost/great story to tell>>>>>>pleasing you.

    'Man i had her folded up on the bed sayin "huh, what?" >>>>>>making you orgasm.

    Yeah, I can't relate. This was with my ex of 4/5 years.

    Boosting his ego by expressing great pleasure verbally and physically>>>>>>>>>>>> having to stop due to pain because of "sudden" surprises.

    If only you knew!
  • DMTxTHC
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    Interesting.. *strokes chin hair*..
  • king hassan
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  • south4life
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    Females always talking bout "He gotta have 10 inches or more for me to ? with him" knowing damn well they can't take that much lol.
    I ain't gonna lie on my ? , I don't have 10 inches but I got a curve and from what I've seen it gets to the ? , u don't have to have a big ? to get to the chick's ? .
  • [Deleted User]
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    south4life wrote: »
    Females always talking bout "He gotta have 10 inches or more for me to ? with him" knowing damn well they can't take that much lol.
    I ain't gonna lie on my ? , I don't have 10 inches but I got a curve and from what I've seen it gets to the ? , u don't have to have a big ? to get to the chick's ? .

    If only all brothers knew how close to the entrance of the ? and to the side that "spot" is, they'd better understand.
  • Kat
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    Doggy + a curved ? = whoooo lawd.
  • [Deleted User]
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    Doggy + a curved ? = whoooo lawd.

    AMEN on the bolded alone!

    Ijs.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Matt- wrote: »
    tha ? is a ? ?

    Nothing you need to concern yourself with I'm sure...no diss.
  • Chase N Bundlez
    Chase N Bundlez Members Posts: 5,040 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Didnt read the thread but whatever chick got the most posts in here is a major ? , and the dude is just plain ? ..
  • MsSouthern
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    Don't post that ish in here

    Thanks In advance
  • Drew_Ali
    Drew_Ali Members Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Don't post that ish in here

    Thanks In advance

    So be it.....

    I was just illustrating that the human ? can expand to fit an object the size of a baseball bat......

    That whole "I was too big" deal is preposterous........


  • edwardnigma
    edwardnigma Members Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I really aint understand i had a big ? til i was a grown man.

    Porn had.me ? up,til broads started verbalizing it to me and telling me to chill,lol

    To make a guy better you cant front just tell the ? . I gotta give girls pep talks to ride my ? ,and i get warnings

    Im better now,the age ? is true.I know how to be fun rough rather then just rough

    ? makes me smh when.i think about it and lol
  • Kat
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  • edwardnigma
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    mmhmm.

    Kat, im a big fan of yours! Lol