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Noodles McGrowcious wrote: »Broads who aren't enthusiastic, man I hate that ? SMMFH. Especially if they really sexy, like come on, ? like you want to be ? , get into it.
That's one of the reasons why I stay watching the older broads in the game like Lily Thai, Jazmine Cashmere, Nautica Thorn and Kitten. They go in like it's the last dude they'll ever see. Out of these newer girls it's a small handful that really go in like that - Asa Akira, Skin Diamond, Kristina Rose, Leilani Leeanne. And don't get me wrong I love Skin Diamond & Leilani Leeanne but they do tooo much ? . They need throw in a little bit of vage every now and then.
Lol. There's no such thing as "too much ? " for me. If I start feeling that way then I know Im starting to watch too much Porn [or that I need to look at something else].
And Leilani Leeane "retired". She blamed it on too much coke and molly. Good for her, the bird seemed to have a bit of sense anyway
This can't be life SMMFH
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Plots. Really? In a porno? Some of these flicks actually tryin to drop a storyline, and a plot...in a porno.
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Broads who aren't enthusiastic, man I hate that ? SMMFH. Especially if they really sexy, like come on, ? like you want to be ? , get into it.
That's one of the reasons why I stay watching the older broads in the game like Lily Thai, Jazmine Cashmere, Nautica Thorn and Kitten. They go in like it's the last dude they'll ever see. Out of these newer girls it's a small handful that really go in like that - Asa Akira, Skin Diamond, Kristina Rose, Leilani Leeanne. And don't get me wrong I love Skin Diamond & Leilani Leeanne but they do tooo much ? . They need throw in a little bit of vage every now and then.
katja kassin does too much ? ....
i seriously think she forgot she has a ?
oh an skin diamond cant ever do too much ? ...maybe them other chicks but not her -
how about a chick having a caved in ? ....
that ? is nasty..
especially when the scene didnt even call for ? ...her ? just still busted from the last session -
i dont watch ? anyway
i cut that ? off, that ? is ? disgusting to me
thats where ? come from, nothin else, just ?
and you wanna stick yo ? in that.......................you crazy as ?
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when a bad ass ? take off her clothes only to reveal some ? ass fake ? . ? looking all crazy. Natural>>>>
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when big ? dont shake because they fake
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I don't like seeing hood rat physical flaws on the actresses bullet/ knife wounds filed down corns on feet tacky weaves stretch marks etc.... i'm also not a big fan of interracial ? especially that ? bang ? . yeah I watched a couple clips because of the actresses featured but that ? is foul and racist bad enough the production company is called dog ? (disgusting). on the flip side of that ? when I watch a gang bang squad flick and I get my nut I feel like "man i'm a nasty muphucka for watching this." like that Georgia peach scene I mean yeah she thick ass pawg and all that, but theres too many ? on screen. these ? all loud and crackin dry as jokes and its the same jokes in every scene " share and share alike" "sharing is caring come on' whats with the need for comedy during a sex scene. I've never in my life attempted to be funny when throwing down. well,except one time unintentionally 10 yrs ago I was banging this chick froggy ? and I caught a small cramp in my thigh and had to pause for a minute.
me:" damn maybe I need to stop working out for a minute"
her: *looks back at me and giggles*
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Ah were do I begin?
camera man more interested in the male.
camera man talking to them and breathing like he's fappin.
? given head unto oblivion then sex for 2 min.
anyway the list goes on. i don't even watch the ? anymore. its depressing and too scripted. -
I've never been big on porn, but the ones with one chick and multiple guys are awful. First of all, there are twice as many men as women so the ratio of what you're going to see is all screwed up. And then there is the ? that is just ? . Like how you going to kiss a chick in the mouth seconds after she got done sucking another man's ? ? Or how you going to have your ? in her ? while his is in her ass? There is no way you can do that without there being way too much man on man contact. And that two ? in one ? ? is the worst. ? bumping ? to make a porn. FOH
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Ass shaking video peeves:
When a ? walks in, bad as ? , scantily-clad; and then she walks 30 feet away from to camera to start shaking her ass.
When a ? looks like she filmed herself after rubbing down the lens with vaseline; blurry as ? .
When the video isn't blurry, the ? is bad, but that ? 's low framerate has it looking like stop-motion animation.
When the video quality is good, the ? is bad, but she films that ? in the dark; like she's shaking her ass by candlelight.
When the video quality is good, the ? is bad, but instead of mounting the camera on something, it looks like she got one of those ? who record fights for WSHH to film it.
When the ? is bad, the video is good, and the audio is at 150 decibels. Blowing out ? ' speakers with a single notch on the youtube volume slider. This is why I watch this ? on mute.
When the ? is bad, the video/audio is good, and then the ? shakes her ass for a grand total of 15 seconds.
When the ? is bad, the video/audio is good, but she gets up and starts trying to actually dance instead of that shaking that ass.
When a ? thinks her shaking her ass is so complex that she needs to preface that ? with a 40 second preamble. "What's up youtube. This your girl 'youtubewhorename'. I'm making this video in response to a requ--" ? NOBODY CAME HERE TO SEE YOU SPEAK, leave that ? for the description.
When a ? feels the need to add unnecessary intros at the beginning "choreographed by youtubewhorename, directed by youtubewhorename, starring youtubewhorename". ? shut the ? up, this ? isn't a feature film gotdayum. After 30 seconds on intros, the ? starts shaking her ass.
When a ? is feeling creative and thinks adding ever single ? feature in windows movie maker to the video is a good idea. ? , no one needs to see you shake your ass upside-down, in grainy mode, with gray-scale, inside of a newspaper, while rotating. ? , what the ? ? You made this ? look ten times worse than it started out. I don't even know what this ? is anymore.
When a ? thinks that instead of uploading the video as a continuous cut, she needs to chop that ? up like a DJ. Splitting a 2 minute ass shaking video into a 2 minute ass shaking video with 10 cuts, each 12 seconds, completely shuffled so the video makes absolutely no ? sense.
And when a ? does everything except bend it over in front of the camera. -
gawt damn at me experiencing all those things.
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Gold_Certificate wrote: »When the video quality is good, the ? is bad, but she films that ? in the dark; like she's shaking her ass by candlelight.
This ? made me think about the fact that a lot of chicks that get on camera don't seem to understand how light works. I remember when I used to get on yahoo chat and video chat with chicks. It would be dark as hell on their end, and they would be like "I don't understand. I got the lights on." Well, yeah, but all the lights are behind you ? . -
i cant stand when they open a scene up interviewing a ? . i give none ? how old you are, or what you like to do.i just wanna see you what you got for my fapping sessions
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darkone360 wrote: »Plots. Really? In a porno? Some of these flicks actually tryin to drop a storyline, and a plot...in a porno.
What makes it even worse is the tuurible acting.
I like flicks with plots....
I cant jus walk up 2 skin diamond in real life pull my ? out n get some head -
DROWORLDPEACE wrote: »NH.... AGAIN, I SAY NH..
BUT I FREAKIN HATE WHEN THEY FIND THE BIGGEST ? CHICK AND PAIR HER UP WITH THE ? WITH THE LIL'EST ? ..
IM TALKIN ABOUT THIS ? ? KEEP SLIPPIN OUT... SHE TRYIN TO THROW IT BACK, BUT HIS ? DONT STAY IN... 'DAM GIRL YOU WET", NAW ? GO TAKE SOME ? VITAMINS OR SOMETHING... SO SHES NOW FORCED TO LAY ON HER STOMACH AND HE GETS BEHIND HER LIL A LIL YORKIE OR SOME ? !!
FOH....
So u saying one of your peeves is the size of a ? jawn? Fa real tho. Like, really?
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damobb2deep wrote: »darkone360 wrote: »Plots. Really? In a porno? Some of these flicks actually tryin to drop a storyline, and a plot...in a porno.
What makes it even worse is the tuurible acting.
I like flicks with plots....
I cant jus walk up 2 skin diamond in real life pull my ? out n get some head
Aint nobody got time for that son, I'm trying finish as soon as possible before my wife catches me, them stories be slowing a ? down. -
? said "no ? ", and then wrote about his ? preferences.nh
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DROWORLDPEACE wrote: »NH.... AGAIN, I SAY NH..
BUT I FREAKIN HATE WHEN THEY FIND THE BIGGEST ? CHICK AND PAIR HER UP WITH THE ? WITH THE LIL'EST ? ..
IM TALKIN ABOUT THIS ? ? KEEP SLIPPIN OUT... SHE TRYIN TO THROW IT BACK, BUT HIS ? DONT STAY IN... 'DAM GIRL YOU WET", NAW ? GO TAKE SOME ? VITAMINS OR SOMETHING... SO SHES NOW FORCED TO LAY ON HER STOMACH AND HE GETS BEHIND HER LIL A LIL YORKIE OR SOME ? !!
FOH....
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First dro deamed of ? in his bed
Now he hate porn ? with lil ?
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Top 3 porn peeves:
#1. ? that can't get wet period (ie- Julia Ann, etc..)
2. Unneccessary acting..., just get on the bed/couch/counter ? . You ain't Halle Berry.
3. Unneccesaary moaning. if it ain't realy don't force it.
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excessive use of baby oil
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My biggest pet peeve is how they have some sexy women and the men usually look busted as ? , and sometimes the ? isn't even that spectacular.
I guess that's part of the appeal for men...helps play into that fantasy of them actually having a shot.
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The ? dodging ? or after the dude bust all over the ? face and tryna put the ? back in her mouth, she wanna on some not sucking it ? . ? , suck the rest out damn!
Or anytime these ? act like they too good for taking the nut in the face or mouth. You are a ? , slurp that ? up like you need it to live. -
dc's teflondon wrote: »excessive use of baby oil
I want to try that though.
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