WHAT DO YOUR REAL LIFE FRIENDS JO'N, ROAST, CHECK, ? ON YOU ABOUT?
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MARIO_DRO
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LIKE ON THE IC, IM THE BLACKEST ? SINCE MIDNIGHT.. BUT IN REAL LIFE, ? AT THE HOUSE STILL, TILL THIS DAY ? ON ME FOR SUCKIN STRIPPERS ? AT THE STRIP CLUB....
... @DU_DU , DO YOU GET JOKES ABOUT STILL STAYING AT HOME?>
@ICECOLDSTEW , DO YOU GET JEAN SHORTS AND STRONG CHIN JOKES?
@MZGRAHAMBITCHES DO YOU GET ROASTED ABOUT SENDING NEWDZ AND NOT TAKIN CARE OF YOUR DAUGHTER?
... @DU_DU , DO YOU GET JOKES ABOUT STILL STAYING AT HOME?>
@ICECOLDSTEW , DO YOU GET JEAN SHORTS AND STRONG CHIN JOKES?
@MZGRAHAMBITCHES DO YOU GET ROASTED ABOUT SENDING NEWDZ AND NOT TAKIN CARE OF YOUR DAUGHTER?
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lol I got joked on my jean shorts from the white folks at the job.
Ive never heard a chin joke in my life until I got on the IC. I get joked on for still lookin like I did in High School. Poor me -
Du paints himself wit lobster butter before jogging.
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icecoldstew wrote: »lol I got joked on my jean shorts from the white folks at the job.
Ive never heard a chin joke in my life until I got on the IC. I get joked on for still lookin like I did in High School. Poor me
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DAM ? ... U GOT WHITE FOLKS GETTIN ON YOU ABOUT YOUR SHORTS?!?!?! HAHAHAHA -
i dont really get clowned on a lot
unless i do somethin stupid -
DOC H0LL!DAY wrote: »Du paints himself wit lobster butter before jogging.
excuse me? -
How white I am
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word that was some real ? ? .DOC H0LL!DAY wrote: »Du paints himself wit lobster butter before jogging.
excuse me?
nh
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I picked on how immoral I am.
They call me sexist too.
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Dont no body say ? about me, or else they get decked in the mouth.
Except sometimes my friends still make fun of me from the fat chick i hooked up with on my 20th birthday. 3 years ago and they cant let that ? go. Its ? up cuz theyve all hooked up with chicks that were just as big/bigger. -
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That I'm slim.
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how i got ? and threw up with my head hangin out of the window on the freeway...
yacked on a car in the slow lane...they dont let me forget it -
how I plan meals
They its obsessive
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how cheap i am
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define friends
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My obsession with damn near every shade of the color blue
My accent. Im the only one from DC and they from NY/NJ so I sound "country" to them
The fact that I have 5 names -
I get clowned for being "too cool". I get clowned for being an "old young ? ". I get clowned for my drinking. For spazzing out. Driving like a madman. How I handle women. How I party. How I smoke. For being the black Kramer of the hood. Always wearing something black.
? , just about everything I do gets some attention and stirs a few laughs. As they've all said, I'm "a character" according to the ones that really know me.
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Mostly about my weight (or lacc thereof)...and cuz i still have long hair @ 26 lol...
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My shaggy ass hair I got right now.
Not too many short jokes cause they all been said really.
And for have such a huge ? people make fun of me. -
Didnt get clowned but ive been told i got some long ? .. and n college always got ? wit for being too flexible when we stretched before practice..n/h.. for only really messing with short women(5'7 and under).. and everybody know how much i hate lil ?
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My ? (yankee) clowns me on the fact i'm so afrocentric yet one night I was out and my memphis homeboy(who talks like a gat dayum ? ) convinced this random white ? to walk up and kiss me and i kinda didnt object cause i was ? as ? ....cave bish kissed me on the lips too smh
My Jamaican homies clown me on drinking alcohol, soccer(football) and women. i partake alot. -
my cuzzo smooth usta joan the ? outta me... some of the funniest ? he den said about me was
"? what yo nose is a boxing glove"
"? u look like a ghetto brackston hartnabrig"
" boy u look like when u was a kid u was on the playground and u would jus stuff rocks up yo nose"
" boy yo big ass nose boy u look like u could jus blow yo nose with the whole back seat"
man i miss my cuzzo smh 2deep 4 life and death... -
Pico Roscoe wrote: »How white I am
This
and how old I am, my inability to say R words like refrigerator, me constantly hearing ? , and how I am long winded -
My nickname was Waka for a good 6 months when "Oh Let's Do It" came out. I come in the room and somebody would just start yellin the chorus, ? was embarrassing around females...
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Too much ? . My nose. The way I drive. People say I act like an old man. Etc..
